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       Re: Sexual Jokes
       By: PsychoBunni Date: September 11, 2013, 11:27 pm
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       kso, theres this cat, sitting by a lake, and a meat sausage
       comes floating along. The cat reaches out to it, and gets her
       paw wet in the process.
       A little while later, another, much larger sausage comes along.
       Again, the cat, being the hungry feline that she was, again
       reached out for it, but in this case, falling in completely.
       Moral of the story? A bigger sausage makes a wetter pussy.
       A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls
       into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go
       and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken
       runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the
       farmer's BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the
       bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend,
       the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A
       few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow
       again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled
       to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse
       said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over
       the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my penis and pull
       yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.
       Moral of that Story? If you're hung like a horse, you don't need
       a BMW to pick up chicks.
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       Re: Sexual Jokes
       By: wolfman_six Date: September 12, 2013, 7:02 pm
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       What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley
       Davidson?
       On a vacuum cleaner, the dirtbags ride in front.
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