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Paleo Park - Bar, Restaurant and BBQ
By: Dr. Dromaeosaurus Date: April 27, 2012, 2:17 pm
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Welcome, to Paleo Park - Bar, Restaurant and BBQ!!!!
Staff:
Founder: Dr. Dromaeosaurus
Head Bouncer: Unknown
Assistant Manager: Velociraptor
Head Bar, Restaurant and BBQ Janitor: Unknown
Waiters: Unknown
Bar, Restaurant and BBQ Mascot: Allosaurus Maximus Specimen
Named: Talon
Security Team: Unknown
Public Relations Director: Dr. Dromaeosaurus
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Introduction to Paleo Park - Bar, Restaurant and BBQ:
Welcome, please, make yourself comfortable, and marvel at the
work of the Bar, Restaurant and BBQ!!
Paleo Park staff appreciates your visit, and we hope you enjoy
it!
We have one rule here, we do not serve alcohol without proper
ID, but part dinosaur memebers dont need one. :P
Please enjoy any food you can think of, from Ratatouille, to
Fish Salmon, to Beef Brocolli!!
So, please, enjoy your stay!
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Bar, Restaurant and BBQ History:
Long ago in the history of Jurassic Park fansites there was a
place by the name of inGenNET. One day in 2001, a fine young lad
by the name of beeurd who was a member of inGenNET decided to
create a new chat thread, which was named the inGenNET Bar &
Restaurant. It was a success with several spin-offs such as a
casino and a hotel, but was unfortunately destroyed in a series
of problems that eventually lead to the death of the legendary
fansite.
The second incarnation of the Jurassic Park Bar and Grill was
established at JPdatabase on 11th January 2002 as the JPdb Bar
and Restaurant, although a moderator by the name of Ap felt that
Bar and Grill sounded better. The name stuck, and over the next
3 months the thread amassed 95 pages of craziness before it was
closed due to the hugeness of the thread, and possible
complaints about drunken velociraptors roaming the forums at
night. Despite some unofficial attempts to reopen the Bar and
Grill, it never took off. After a year's absence it re-opened on
2nd July 2003. While not as popular as it's predecessors it
still remained a crazy place to have fun and held a special
place in the hearts of those regurlar visitors.
Then, on April 27th, 2012, a littlw while after Paleo Park
opened, founder Dr. Dromaeosaurus created Paleo Park - Bar,
Restaurant and BBQ, just for the memebers and guests.
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WARNING:
Here at the Paleo Park - Bar, Restaurant and BBQ, we do not take
useless SPAM, this is against the rules. Also, anyone who,
'blows up the Bar and Restaurant', will recieve a verbal
warning, and the post will be removed. No violence is allowed
inside Bar and Restaurant grounds. Please, if you have fighty
people coming, or if you get into a barfight, take it outside.
The blood ruins the carpeting. :P
Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to declare the
best addition to Paleo Park, the Bar, Restaurant and BBQ, now
open!!! *cuts ribbon with giant scissors*
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