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The teacher
DIR By: Adeshina Oluwasegun
Date: August 18, 2016, 12:06 pm
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FEMI is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying
attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on
a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says,
"None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot
scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how
you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three
women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice
cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice
cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking
her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring,
but I like how you're thinking!" - See more at:
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