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       By: Adeshina Oluwasegun Date: August 18, 2016, 9:53 am
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       There is an overweight guy who is watching TV. A commercial
       comes on for a guaranteed weight loss of 10 pounds in a week. So
       the guy, thinking what the hell, signs up for it. Next morning
       an incredibly beautiful woman is standing at his door in nothing
       but a pair of running shoes and a sign about her neck that
       reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." As soon as he
       sees her, she takes off running. He tries to catch her, but is
       unable. This continues for a week, at the end of which, the man
       has lost 10 pounds. After this he tries the next weight loss
       plan, 15 pounds in a week. The next morning an even more
       beautiful woman is standing at the door, in similar conditions.
       The same happens with her as the first woman, except he almost
       catches her. This continues for a week, at the end of which he,
       as suspected, weighs 15 pounds less. Excited about this success,
       he decides to do the master program. Before he signs up, he is
       required to sign a waiver and is warned about the intensity of
       this plan. Still he signs up. The next morning, waiting at the
       door, is a hulking 300 pound muscle man with nothing but a pair
       of running shoes, a raging erection, and a sign around his neck
       that says, "If I catch you, you're mine!" The man was supposed
       to lose 25 pounds in the week; he lost 34. -
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       Re: @oyoyo.com
       By: fola Date: August 19, 2016, 11:34 am
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       it is intresting
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