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LUCKY MOMENT
DIR By: Adeshina Oluwasegun
Date: September 3, 2016, 1:53 pm
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wife was sitting peacefully in her cozy armchair sewing her
husband’s socks. Her husband came in to the room and glanced at
what she was doing, and started badgering, “HONEY be more
careful! PLEASE WATCH WHAT YOU ARE DOING! You don’t want to poke
YOUR finger! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU! Don’t look up
when YOUR’E SEWING! There you go now slow and steady, nice even
stitches. The wife puts down the needle and thread, looks up at
her husband, and says, “What the hell is wrong with you? Do you
know how many times I’ve sewn socks before?! “EXACTLY THE POINT
I WAS TRYING TO GET AT”, hollered the husband, “DO YOU KNOW HOW
MANY TIMES I’VE DRIVEN A CAR BEFORE!?[/size]
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