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Re: growing pains
By: the streak Date: July 25, 2015, 2:55 pm
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I get ready to run as I hear another voice
"Hey hey hey hey! One at a time I'll beat the Twinkies our of
each and everyone of you I promise. I'm just here to pick up my
rental of dvds......There's like half of them what the-"
The lights come back on and I see another guy standing next to
me pointing at me
"You take the dvds?"
"Yep"
"You hate kingpin?"
"Yep"
"We gonna kick all of their asses?"
"Yep"
"Good enough for me"
The red and blue clad hero takes the other half of the DVDs and
sticks them into his backpack as he jumps over the thugs heads
and dodges gunfire
I run and start to take out the stragglers.
He jumps up and webs the guys holding guns
"First of all,how many times have I said no guns!"
"Theres two of em?! Just great!"
Electro launches another bolt at me as I get infront of one of
the goons and jump. It quickly becomes a two on one fight.
"So electro if that is your real name when it comes down to it
your a one trick pony huh?"
I run and grab him and stick him against the wall
"Get off me! I'm gonna-"
"Yeah yeah yeah fry us like an egg smoke us like a salmon"
"Real food theme you got going on. You on one of Oprah's diets
or something?"
"Hey since we have a minute How'd you get your powers?"
The kid starts poking electro
"Why you care?"
"I'm curious."
"You a mutant?"
"Asked you fist lightbulb."
"No"
"Then How'd you get your powers?"
"Why?"
"I'm kinda a science nerd...I'll tell you how I got mine!"
"Immll tell you both one thing after we take care of you and
burn you alive were gonna find out who you are and we're gonna
get to your family and I'm gonna fry every...single...one."
"You serious?"
"I'm so serious."
"Then I don't feel bad about doing this"
I kick the water pipe behind me and throw him into it and we
run.
Right before we reach the exit time slows down and he turns
around
"But there is no way you will leave here alive. Who do you work
for?"
The kingpin stands at the end of the hallway.
"Your right you don't know me and I promised that if I ever met
you again I'd tell you why I'm doing this."
I reach into my bag and pull out flash cards and give spider-man
the other half
"Okay here goes....you are so fat that when you cut yourslef
shaving marshmallow fluff comes out.....no? Okay how bout this
one."
"You are so fat that your high school picture was taken from a
helicopter....ha that's pretty good."
"Tough room. Ok. How about- your so fat that when you get on a
scale it says one at a time."
The king pin Rips off his shirt and runs at us
Spiderman dosent move
"Okay wait what about this one? Your belly bottom makes an
echo."
"If you were a truck you would have a wide load side."
"When you back up there's a beeping sound."
Spiderman hops over his back as I slide under his legs and hit
him in the groin.
"Okay how about this one you are such an evil and arrogant guy
that you think - king pin hits the floor where I was as
spiderman jumps to the wall and finishes my sentence
"That you can just walk over everyone in this city! You steal
and use people!"
"And im going to kill you!"
Kingpin hits the wall as he webs his fist and I jump and land on
his chest as he webs the other hand.
"But here's the thing as much as we hate you we diddint come
here to fight. Anyone can do that. We have something so much
better planned"
Spiderman webs his face as he flips out we run out.
"Well that was fun!"
"Thanks for the team up."
"Let me ask you something how are you gonna get these disks to
the public?"
"Uhhhhhhh"
"Exactly look let me take em I have a contact in the paper."
"People still read those?"
"Apparently. Deal?"
"Fine."
I throw over my backpack and he takes the disks.
"Let me ask you something...who are you?"
"Wow that's rude to ask on a first superhero date but you
already know....I'm your friendly neighborhood spider-man."
He jumps off the building and swings away.
JAPAN
AMERICAN KING PIN OF CRIME CAUGHT RED HANDED ON TAPE WHEREABOUTS
UNKNOWN
"It'll take time sir."
"That's not nearly good enough."
"Wilson."
"Not! Good! Enough!"
"Wilson you murdered a man on tape and bow the feds have it but
I am your lawyer I can fix this but I need time."
"Fine I have business in Japan anyway."
"Doing what?"
"Dealing with a costumed freak."
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