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bus wankers laughing
By: landrover pervert Date: November 25, 2014, 10:30 pm
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Came out yesterday to go drop me daughter to school and go off
to work the old girl was fully loaded with wooden flooring ,chop
saw tools etc,turned the key bastard was turning over slowly i
think the cold spell over night had done the battery.
So i says to me girl start pushing an off down the hill we go
past the bus wankers some of who were laughing,2nd gear bang off
she goes as i come back up the rd me daughter is over at the bus
stop an i pick her up an orf leaving the freezing wankers to it
;D
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Re: bus wankers laughing
By: ProDave Date: November 26, 2014, 9:53 am
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I just get the starting handle out when that happens.
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Re: bus wankers laughing
By: kev Date: November 26, 2014, 11:44 am
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[quote author=ProDave link=topic=8871.msg94710#msg94710
date=1417017215]
I just get the starting handle out when that happens.
[/quote]
I take it you don't have a diesel...
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Re: bus wankers laughing
By: guest13 Date: November 26, 2014, 11:56 am
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I don't think you would bump start a cold diesel either
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Re: bus wankers laughing
By: JohnPrime Date: November 26, 2014, 12:29 pm
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[quote author=ProDave link=topic=8871.msg94710#msg94710
date=1417017215]
I just get the starting handle out when that happens.
[/quote]
Bit harsh, that ;D
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Re: bus wankers laughing
By: paulnb57 Date: November 27, 2014, 1:25 am
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But remember, when your battery is fixed you can just pop out
anywhere, anytime, the bus can't and have to wait in all
weathers for th'buzz, and sit with benefit thieves, smelly cunts
and old people........
Gloat at leisure.....
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Re: bus wankers laughing
By: RMS Date: November 27, 2014, 5:07 am
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Reminds me a little of when my son & I restored a 1963 Piaggio
Ape so he could use it to get to college.
From our village it's only 9 miles, but it means two buses and
over an hour each way, but he was wary of being 'laughed at'!
Turns out to be one of the best things we did - True, some of
his peers did take the mick...... until the weather turned and
he was zooming past everyone else waiting at the bus stops in
the cold, rain and snow :smilewide:
It only took 20 minutes so saved a whole load of time, and it
probably worked out cheaper!
It also put him on the road at 16 in something safer than a
scooter, and I managed to pass on loads of my skills and
experience to him while restoring it.
The Principle of the college drove a 1960s MG he had restored,
so they often used to chat about their vehicles, giving Patrick
a bit of kudos.
He could also park with the scooters and mopeds right next to
the college building, but arrived dry and warm when his peers
were peeling off their waterproofs and trying to warm up their
hands.
Here it is next to his first Land Rover.
HTML http://www.rms1.co.uk/landy/ape.jpg
www.ape50.co.uk
Cheers,
Robin.
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Re: bus wankers laughing
By: landrover pervert Date: November 29, 2014, 2:45 am
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Hahaha thats it exactly ,its a petrol and i didn't get a
starting handle with this one i'll have to source one along with
all the other bits i need ;D
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Re: bus wankers laughing
By: ProDave Date: November 29, 2014, 11:15 am
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Yes mine's a petrol, and it turns over and starts quite easily
on the handle. Prime the fuel pump first if it's stood a while.
and yes I was using the handle to start the motor, not to "sort
out" the crowd.
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Re: bus wankers laughing
By: Peter de Dawg Date: December 1, 2014, 6:18 pm
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^ pick axe handle always better for sorting out any crowd
:toothless:
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