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quote of the century
By: prof-pat-pending Date: August 9, 2014, 10:13 am
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blatently robbed from the scottish forum :rolleye0012:
[font=verdana]The way to remember it is that the Series 1 was
the prototype, they perfected the design with the Series 2/2A
and then it all started to go down-hill with the Series 3 and
increasing levels of bling, until you end up with the
Evoke....[/font]
and credit where credit's due - it was our own genem who came
out with this pearl of wisdom :thumbs:
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Re: quote of the century
By: pete Date: August 9, 2014, 3:30 pm
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Now that is a theory that I have long subscribed to.
pete
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Re: quote of the century
By: blenky Date: August 10, 2014, 5:15 am
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rofl great stuff
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Re: quote of the century
By: fuckwit Date: August 13, 2014, 2:26 am
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My sentiments entirely. We're at a level of crassness with the
Evoke(sic) 'Thing', i wouldn't have believed credible. I am
ashamed to admit this yet our country today could be accurately
repereseted with this vacuous, ugly or superficial list:
1. The 'Orange' hairdresser.
2. The fucking White plastic Disneyland front door (often with
matching garage)
3. 'Heat' magazine.
4, Fucking Starbucks
5. Television with a Premium rate telephone number
6. That 'Thing'...
What happened? I want to be proud of my country. I'm sure
there's far more to add to this list, but you get the idea.
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Re: quote of the century
By: fuckwit Date: August 13, 2014, 5:01 am
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And there is.... two more inter-related things I must add to my
list that spells out Britishness today:
7. Every supermarket has one these days, (and I don't blame the
supermarkets), the obligatory wanker-aisle.
8. How 40 years ago physical-size was an indicator of poverty,
except today it is in reverse.
[OK, I'm rather more the grumpy-fucker today than usual]
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Re: quote of the century
By: kev Date: August 13, 2014, 5:13 am
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Please explain 'wanker aisle' :-?
My local Tesco doesn't appear to have one of those.
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Re: quote of the century
By: Snailer Date: August 13, 2014, 5:38 am
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just for clarity, it is not a place where you find wankers on
the shelves, more they are in the aisles, they have no place on
the shelves as shelves are for things that people want..
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Re: quote of the century
By: kev Date: August 13, 2014, 5:42 am
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M'kay... Guess we have a shortage of wankers in Tesco, but we
more than make up for it with screaming fucking kids. Dmmy spit
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Re: quote of the century
By: fuckwit Date: August 13, 2014, 5:47 am
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[quote]just for clarity, it is not a place where you find
wankers on the shelves, more they are in the aisles, they have
no place on the shelves as shelves are for things that people
want..[/quote]
Love it.
Kev...
No wanker-aisle? Are you sure? Clearly you've not looked or it's
a good indicator of where you live, you must be in 'kin
Belgarvia. A mate of mine works for Asda, and known as the
wanker-aisle, the highest margin aisle can't fail to be there.
Behold dear brethen for there will be the Hippo-women and the 15
bag multi-packs of nonsense, waiting to clog-up the
general-surgery wards. The Lord said let there be crap and lo,
there was crap for miles.
Go to the right side of town and some supermarkets even bless us
with two. If yours has two, think on.
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Re: quote of the century
By: kev Date: August 13, 2014, 6:00 am
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[quote author=fuckwit link=topic=8480.msg91811#msg91811
date=1407926870]
No wanker-aisle? Are you sure?
[/quote]
Yep, I frequent Tesco's Utopia branch.
The local Asda on the other hand... FFS don't get me started.
:smiley-furious:
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