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Hi Guys (+ True Landy Woman Horror Story)
DIR By: White Knight
Date: January 16, 2012, 3:38 pm
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Hi guys
Am glad to be back and am looking forward to a great site and a
wonderful LATP once more.
News Breaking - Landy Woman Horror Story
Apparently the following is true:
Never Cheat on a Landy Woman
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A Landy wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed
with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury,
long hours welding, lifting Landy wheels and engine blocks, she
dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the
shed.
She put his manhood in a vice and then secured it tightly,
cunningly removing the handle. Next she picked up an old
hacksaw.
The banged-up-cheater was terrified and yelled plaintifully,
"Stop! Stop!
You're not going to cut it off with that rusty hacksaw, are
you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the hacksaw in
her husband's hand and said .....
"Nope....You are… I'm going to burn down the shed!"
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Re: Hi Guys (+ True Landy Woman Horror Story)
DIR By: RMS
Date: January 16, 2012, 4:25 pm
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And people wonder what sort of tales we tell around the firepit
'till the sun comes up, Steve ;)
Glad to see you've made it over the divide as well 8)
Cheers,
Robin.
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Re: Hi Guys (+ True Landy Woman Horror Story)
DIR By: hippydave
Date: January 17, 2012, 5:21 am
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welcome, there she was, bums up a kneeling, i was a wheeling and
a dealing, my ace in the hole so to speak.
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Re: Hi Guys (+ True Landy Woman Horror Story)
DIR By: White Knight
Date: January 20, 2012, 11:43 am
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Just about made it Robin (phew)
Dave, not sure if that doesn't sound a bit painful ;O)
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Re: Hi Guys (+ True Landy Woman Horror Story)
DIR By: Fluffle-Valve
Date: January 22, 2012, 2:57 pm
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Re: Hi Guys (+ True Landy Woman Horror Story)
DIR By: landyandy
Date: January 23, 2012, 4:39 pm
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Hello and welcome.
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Re: Hi Guys (+ True Landy Woman Horror Story)
DIR By: White Knight
Date: January 25, 2012, 2:56 am
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Thanks for the welcome, Fluffle-Valve and LandyAndy.
PS I was in my local Land Rover garage the other day.
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the engine of an
old Leafy Land Rover when he saw a well-known local heart
surgeon who was there with his big but poorly 4x4 Mercedes. The
mechanic shouted across the garage: "Hey doc, can I ask you a
question?" The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where
the mechanic was working on the old Land Rover. The mechanic
asked: "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the
valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and
when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a
small salary and you get the really big money, when you and I
are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over and whispered to the
mechanic:
"Try doing it with the engine running."
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Re: Hi Guys (+ True Landy Woman Horror Story)
DIR By: Narune
Date: January 25, 2012, 2:37 pm
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Very good
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Re: Hi Guys (+ True Landy Woman Horror Story)
DIR By: White Knight
Date: January 28, 2012, 1:26 pm
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Fan Queue, Narune.
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