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#Post#: 63521--------------------------------------------------
the radioactive custard competition
DIR By: prof-pat-pending
Date: June 6, 2013, 2:52 pm
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planning a greenlane couple of days in cumbria - that dont
involve the lakes - more about that later :WTF
the radioactive custard competion will be held on the saturday
night at the camping venue :rolleye0012:
for this you will need a team of 3 people and 1 landrover
the idea is to get all four wheels across a gap of 2' 1" without
touching the radioactive custard
the custard is highly volatile and will explode if touched by
anything
the course starts 2 foot away from the custard and ends 2 foot
the other side - the team to get all four wheels across the line
in the shortest time wins :thumbs:
the course is 8 foot wide and nothing may leave the course
there will be items available to help/hinder you :rolleye0012:
4 2 foot long scaffold boards
6 household bricks
1 red herring
2 traffic cones
2 trolley jacks
1 cuddly toy
1 wheelbrace
1 adjustable spanner
1 flat blade screwdiver
1 pair of scissors
1 strap and ratchet (2.5t)
4 6" nails
2 tent pegs
a roll of duck tape
1 small hammer
1 recovery strap approx 6 meters
1 large hammer
1 pair of axle stands
1 bottle of 20/50 oil
1 bottle of brake fluid
1 bottle of water
6 1 3/4" philips screws
and a partridge in a pear tree (haven't found one yet)
right you should all have/be able to find all of them - so get
practicing and form your teams now :popcorn:
#Post#: 63804--------------------------------------------------
Re: the radioactive custard competition
DIR By: stuey
Date: June 10, 2013, 1:30 pm
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No time for that sort of gymkhana / team bonding / Command Task
like shenanigans at an OLLR do Prof! A bash merely needs to
involve:a bit of geenlaning, calling stuff gay, having a go at
Cakey, burning stuff, calling stuff gay again, drinking stuff,
burning some more stuff, having another go at Cakey, dog
racing, getting Cakey drunk so that he rants, burning and
drinking stuff!
#Post#: 63807--------------------------------------------------
Re: the radioactive custard competition
DIR By: Albert Ross
Date: June 10, 2013, 1:38 pm
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You forgot the pointing at things on maps, and saying "We're
here, Jerry's here" etc, and then making him say "I'm not
racist, but" ... and hiding his halfshafts. Oh, and getting so
pissed, you throw up on someone's dog which happens to be eating
your breakfast. Little (well-trained) cunt.
#Post#: 63853--------------------------------------------------
Re: the radioactive custard competition
DIR By: Dave
Date: June 10, 2013, 5:00 pm
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--- Quote from: stuey link ---
>
> No time for that sort of gymkhana / team bonding / Command
Task like shenanigans at an OLLR do Prof! A bash merely needs
to involve:a bit of geenlaning, calling stuff gay, having a go
at Cakey, burning stuff, calling stuff gay again, drinking
stuff, burning some more stuff, having another go at Cakey,
dog racing, getting Cakey drunk so that he rants, burning and
drinking stuff!
>
--- End Quote ---
What the fuck would you know, you lightweight! You've usually
gone to bed before we get to the inebriated ranting stage.
:finger: :smilewide:
He's got a point though, prof. Leave all that to the clubs.
Talking shite and getting ratted round a fire seems to work for
us and doesn't take a great deal of organisation.
And Jim, I never threw up on anyone's dog. There was a dog with
a bottle and I threw up on my shoes. Get your facts right.
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Re: the radioactive custard competition
DIR By: Albert Ross
Date: June 10, 2013, 5:45 pm
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I threw up on a dog. Well, where it was stood moments before I
threw up anyway. I think my retching scared it off.
#Post#: 63928--------------------------------------------------
Re: the radioactive custard competition
DIR By: The Rhubarb Cowboy
Date: June 11, 2013, 9:53 am
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Good job you did not throw on Doddo you south yorkshire pikey
town dog sprinkler....... you
I cannot throw up on my dog because its a waste of beer and I
would have lost it on the campsite somewheres by that time.
Prof... you missed reversing a trailer while dressed in a skunk
wig of ya list :rolleye0012:
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Re: the radioactive custard competition
DIR By: Redwinch
Date: June 11, 2013, 1:56 pm
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--- Quote from: The Rhubarb Cowboy link ---
>
> Good job you did not throw on Doddo you south yorkshire pikey
town dog sprinkler....... you
>
> I cannot throw up on my dog because its a waste of beer and I
would have lost it on the campsite somewheres by that time.
>
> Prof... you missed reversing a trailer while dressed in a
skunk wig of ya list :rolleye0012:
>
--- End Quote ---
Whilst wearing a ball gown, perchance !!
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