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       Akpors the bomber
   DIR By: JaMeS
       Date: September 14, 2013, 1:11 pm
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       A group of student scientists in Nigeria
       were to hold a competition to
       showcase
       their scientific inventions.
       The first boy came forward &
       said:"Am Adesola Kunle from Lagos. I invented
       a
       biro that can write whatever someone
       says
       on its own". He practicalized it and
       was applauded. The second person came andsaid:"I
       am
       Osita Chidi from Imo state. I invented
       a
       chip that can tell you the amount of
       money in someone's pockets close to it".
       He
       also practicalized it& was also
       applauded. Then came another man who said:
       "Am
       Akpors from Bauchi state. I invented a
       bomb
       that can kill anything 1000 metresaway
       and will blow up any human body
       intomillion
       pieces, grinding
       up the hardest bones in the body.
       Please
       can you all sit down while I practicalize
       it
       before you all. At this point, the chairman of the
       competition
       shouted out. "Akpors dont worry about
       testing it here. You have done an
       excellent job
       & you are already the winnerof this competition
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