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THE BESTEST NOMIC EVAR!!!
By: JamesSupreme Date: December 16, 2010, 12:20 pm
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Rule ONE: There are players. Players can do whatever the heck
they want.
Rule TWO: Even though rule ONE must be followed, Rule TWO is
better and must be followed first. Anyone can propose a rule
change. A rule change can be whatever the heck you want it to
be. Once there is a rule change, a no holds barred yelling
argument might happen. Who ever wins the argument gets a brownie
point and there will be a vote held. Each person gets seven
votes. Minority wins.
Rule THREE: A brownie point is the form of money in this Nomic.
You can do pretty much whatever the heck you want with brownie
points. To win a brownie point, you must do one of the
following.
OONNEE: Win a no holds barred yelling match.
TTWWOO: Win THE GAME.
TTHHRREEEE: Reach fifth prestige on Modern Warfare Two.
FFOOUURR: Blow up stuff.
FFIIVVEE: Have an awesome moment as deemed by the
Commission.
SSIIXX: Scoop/Dunk a member of the opposite sex.
Rule FOUR: The Commission is a group of people (in other words
two random people that happen to be eye witnesses) that deem a
moment awesome or not.
Rule FIVE: Blowing up stuff is in the context of LEGALLY blowing
up stuff.
Rule SIX: To win this Nomic, you must collect two hundred
brownie points, lose them all, win them back again, then give
them all to charity.
Rule SEVEN: To lose brownie points, you must do one of the
following:
OONNEE: have sex with an animal, friend's girlfriend or
inanimate object.
TTWWOO: Eat healthy food.
TTHHRREEEE: Get below a C- on any assignment at school.
FFOOUURR: Get hurt when you blow stuff up. This includes
your ego.
Rule EIGHT: When a person wins this Nomic, he is amazing and
therefore can change the Supreme Nomic to these conditions:
OONNEE: Up to 100 characters added.
TTWWOO: Up to 100 characters deleted.
TTHHRREEEE: Up to 100 characters deleted then added.
FFOOUURR: A whole new flippin rule.
FFIIVVEE: Changing election results.
Rule NINE: This game restarts every year at midnight of the
winter solstice.
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