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       #Post#: 5266--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Chat thread :)
   DIR By: Ahiku
       Date: July 1, 2015, 12:26 pm
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       OMG your patient... X'D But I know that... I work in a service
       center and have to talk to people all the time. x.x I can tell a
       lot of stories about (sometimes even very mean and horrible)
       customers. ^^°
       And even strange things, but I totally know it when they don't
       answer your question at all and tell you something completely
       different and you start to ask them again and again until they
       finally answer you. X'D Goood.
       #Post#: 5365--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Chat thread :)
   DIR By: Kai
       Date: July 4, 2015, 6:34 am
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       I have to be. I can't tell patients to fuck off. XD (Imagine
       you're in the hospital, loopy on medication and suddenly the
       staff starts yelling at you for being stupid or slow. That would
       be veeery awkward.) Generally I take it with humour when they're
       just confused. What I don't like is angry undiscerning patients.
       (Those that are just unhappy and diss you for not being able to
       cure them - why sorry you smoked for forty years, drank booze
       every night and have cancer now. I'm really surprised and I feel
       oh so very sorry. It's not like I make you suffer on purpose,
       I'm actually trying to help, but I don't have a magic wand to
       swing. (There are some that go outside smoking while hanging on
       an oxygen tank, too. The real smart ones.))
       Although serving customers is probably worse, I only used to do
       weekend shifts and holidays at a petrol station and that already
       accounts for awkward stories. Now I have at least some position
       of power in my function... (unless they happen to be VIP)
       How are you guys holding up with the heat? Since Europe is
       practically fried. XD How's it elsewhere?
       *goes hoping for a thunderstorm tonight*
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       Re: Chat thread :)
   DIR By: Weisel
       Date: July 4, 2015, 1:31 pm
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       IT'S AMERICA DAYYY!!!! *doesn't actually care about holidays*
       It's supposed to thunderstorm here tonight and it's not that hot
       today. I don't have any family where I live, so I'm staying
       inside my air conditioned room aaaaall day. Ain't no heat gonna
       bother me!
       Also those patient stories reminded me, when I was in the
       hospital after my surgery I was super out of it but tried to be
       straightforward and thanked my nurses every time they came in
       (except the one time that they didn't give me water when I was
       begging for it). I even told my doctor I was going to swear in
       his face when he pulled my drain tubes out and told my nurse I
       was going to pass out when she was walking me back the five feet
       from the bathroom to my bed.
       I just remembered, my sister was there with me and she helped me
       get to the bathroom when I needed (she watched the nurses who
       helped me before so she'd unhook the right things, smart girl!)
       and one of the times my gown came open in the back (they never
       retied it after checking up on me and I couldn't reach behind
       myself to tie it... also I was totally naked underneath) and I
       was like "Allyson... my gown just came open." and without a
       moment of hesitation she just says "They like it." and I nearly
       peed myself laughing. (Thank god I didn't ACTUALLY pee myself
       laughing.)
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       Re: Chat thread :)
   DIR By: Kai
       Date: July 4, 2015, 2:51 pm
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       I envy you, there's no storm coming here, at least not yet. I
       can still hope, it feels like it got even warmer during the last
       hour. And it's evening.
       I even stooped as low as wearing a flimsy dress. *would usually
       rather be caught dead than wearing a dress*
       Right... happy national day then!
       Taking this stuff with humour is always good. You gotta watch
       out a bit for how people tick, but since I get to undress people
       for examination, I sometimes make jokes along that line. Tell
       them to show me their new scars, brag a little or something like
       that. XD It's far better than gingerly picking around on the
       gown and obviously/bashfully look away. I've seen that happening
       before and it makes situations very uncomfortable for all sides.
       - But honestly, while I work I don't look at anything I don't
       need looking at, no matter how young or potentially sexy my
       patients are.
       (Though, you'd be surprised how willingly some people undress
       before me. I've had my fair share of turning around to get some
       material and then find my patients practically naked next to the
       examination table. While I thought I'd be fine working around
       the bra... And in those cases I really just asked them to take
       off their shirt.)
       And I bet the nurses liked your sister. XD
       I hope though your surgery went well and you're all good now. ^^
       Ah man, and now I have to convince my flatmate's dog to go out
       to pee. Poor guy's been just lying around in that heat.
       #Post#: 5375--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Chat thread :)
   DIR By: Weisel
       Date: July 4, 2015, 7:40 pm
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       Ha, one thing I've learned in massage school and being a patient
       is that it usually works in your favor to tell people what to
       leave ON... Less awkward, but still not foolproof. (At least I
       feel less nervous at appointments when I'm told what to leave
       on...) And my surgery was a couple years ago so I'm healed now,
       but damn, did I have a lot of complications with it! Still glad
       I got it, but man... I learned that my body won't make scar
       tissue right anymore! All my scars are even softer than my
       normal skin. That's not supposed to happen, skin! Do your job! I
       won't go on forever about it, though. Not everyone is keen to
       read about surgery and wound healing.
       #Post#: 5377--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Chat thread :)
   DIR By: Ghosty
       Date: July 5, 2015, 12:33 am
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       The heat is pretty bad where I am. I had volunteering today
       where I was outside the whole time, and it was 97 degrees! I
       didn't really feel it after a while. I'm constantly wearing
       jeans and a jacket (I wore a jacket to the beach yesterday, I
       always have one) so I feel like I made it worse on myself a bit.
       #Post#: 5379--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Chat thread :)
   DIR By: Ahiku
       Date: July 5, 2015, 6:15 am
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       [member=18]Weisel[/member]
       What the hell is wrong with your body ;_; *gives you normal scar
       tissue*
       [member=59]Ghosty[/member]
       Oh god... o.o Don't wear a jacket when it's so hot... but I feel
       you there. I don't like wearing t-shirts at all, I prefer
       wearing jackets, because I like to put my money and keys in my
       pockets. And I have a slight sun allergy, so it's better to wear
       long clothes. It's super hot. x.x Beeh...
       We had 37-38° C yesterday and today 35-36° C ... But I don't
       really feel the difference. XD Ok, since I'm still sick, I'm
       inside and at home all the time and I have 29° C right now, so
       it's still better than outside, but I'm melting. x_X I took a
       shower not even 20 minutes ago and I could do it again right
       now. X'D
       I don't even have an electric fan, I guess I should go and buy
       one tomorrow. x_X
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       Re: Chat thread :)
   DIR By: Weisel
       Date: July 5, 2015, 12:49 pm
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       @Ahiku *throws a fan at you* TAKE IT!!! Also I think what's
       wrong with my body is all my connective tissue. That's what
       everything is pointing to, which would explain why I can bend
       back a lot of my joints! I still have to get a diagnosis for it,
       though. Ugh I'm probably gonna get wrinkles really fast. I'll
       just have to steal my mom's wrinkle cream, or as she calls it,
       her "spackle."
       #Post#: 5381--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Chat thread :)
   DIR By: Ahiku
       Date: July 6, 2015, 5:26 am
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       *catches fan* Thank you! >,< I bought one today... but it's much
       cooler since we had a storm yesterday evening. X'D One time, the
       thunder was so loud that the car alarms went off. o_o° Scary.
       And the lightnings came sometimes 2-3 per second. I pulled all
       plugs out... especially of my cable modem... (usually I don't do
       that...otherwise no one can call me ^^°) But the TV picture
       froze (every channel)...apart from our super lame city channel,
       so I did it just in case... x.x
       It's 3 degree cooler in my room now. Still 26,5 degree Celsius,
       but it's somehow really refreshing. ^^°
       [member=18]Weisel[/member]
       Why is it so hard for them to diagnose something then? >_<
       Ahh...  I hope you won't get wrinkles... o.o *pours a bottle of
       anti wrinkle lotion on top of your head* Spackle...? X'D
       #Post#: 5391--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Chat thread :)
   DIR By: Weisel
       Date: July 7, 2015, 5:41 pm
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       It was 90 degrees here (32 for you Celsius folks) and super
       humid and sunny... I did not go outside at all. I love my air
       conditioner, I love it so much... *weeps* At least it's going to
       storm later and cool down a little for the week.
       @Ahiku doctors think I'm crazy and don't want to admit that they
       just don't know what's wrong with me. I'm screwed. And
       seriously, I probably need to look into getting something for
       wrinkles. I'm barely an adult and my eyes have wrinkles around
       them. It really brings out the purple under my eyes. (Also while
       I was looking at my eyes, I realized that my right eye muscles
       are always twitching... Every couple seconds something twitches
       out of my control. Lord, do I look unwell...) And yes, my mom
       calls her wrinkle cream her spackle because it literally fills
       in all of her wrinkles so she can put her foundation on. She is
       spackling her face. Cosmetic spackle. *smears it all over my
       face*
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