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Falcons Enters the Draft
DIR By: Falcons
Date: July 5, 2013, 10:03 am
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Name: Falcons ("The Mentor", "The Savior", "Jesus", "Black
Mamba")
Position: Pitcher (I am a Starting pitcher who can pitch for 3+
innings and can shutout the other teams. I am known for my
strikeouts. Pitch like Julio Teheran). Batter (Swing like
Justin Upton. Threat to go deep (in pussies too) all day
erryday)
Availability: When games be? Should be able to make da games.
Additional: No New Friends. I ride and die with the "Trap
Happy" Gang and PSA (Please Stop Asking). I get pussy non stop
nigga, dont fuq with me or I'll drop a nigga, stay clapping like
a cheerleader, i am the boss the leader, Dont hate on me nigga,
ill beat yo ass and take a fee.
#Post#: 92--------------------------------------------------
Re: Falcons Enters the Draft
DIR By: Mac
Date: July 5, 2013, 12:36 pm
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Dear Mr. Falcons,
The [glow=red,2,300]Khicago Kamera Klub[/glow] Committee
has marked you down, along with Mr. Vickem, as a POI (Player Of
Interest). The Committee was particularly captured by your
statement about how you, "get pussy non stop nigga". Another
part the Committee found "intruiging" was your statement that
you will, "stay clapping like a cheerleader". I believe they
may want you to explain that part...
I hope that we will be seeing more of you during this upcoming
season. Please answer these questions to the best of your
ability to let the Committee get to know you better.
1. How many talons does a Falcon have, and why?
2. If you were a Falcon, what would be your prey, and why?
3. How often do you bathe?
4. Give us a ratio of your amount of time playing in a haxball
game to your amount of time waiting or chatting in a lobby.
5. If a 40 lb. Falcon flew directly from Rochester, NY to
Buffalo, NY at a maximum speed of 40 mphr, while carry a 6 lb.
mouse, how fast would it be going at the pinnacle of its speed?
6. If you were one of the six Star Wars Episodes, which one
would you be? and why?
Thank you and good luck in the draft!
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Re: Falcons Enters the Draft
DIR By: Falcons
Date: July 6, 2013, 5:53 pm
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1. 4 Talons on each foot the better to carry bitches with.
2. I would consume scrubs for breakfast (already do), eat lions
for lunch (king of jungle my ass), and a sald for dinner (need
to stay on a good diet)
3. I bathe once every week in a tub at my church to rinse the
sins of fucking so many girls off of me and other sins :o.
4. 1892472893729361283907323651281697812 to
21091247897163189238746239048364873648746893246
5. It would be going at the speed of "damn that a sexy ass
falcon flying sexy ass fast with a sexy ass dinner in a sexy ass
scenario with sexy ass wings in a sexy ass day with a sexy ass
person watching the sexy ass falcon with its sexy ass wings
flapping sexy assly."
6. They would make a new one for me called "Star wars:Rise UP"
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