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       The dark Akhomish begins rising
   DIR By: Second son
       Date: November 18, 2014, 7:29 pm
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       After my jail sentence and getting over my uncle Benerys death I
       was back with my family Native Americaning, we would sing our
       chants, and die of small pox you know normal Native American
       things. Until one day a jailbreak happened and some bloke that
       looked like he belonged in a cancer ward broke out of the
       vehicle. What happened next was pretty boring so ill skip ahead
       AFTER SAVING SEATTLE
       I arrived back at my home to save my people from dying of having
       to much concrete in there tits, a new form of breast cancer
       brought along by some red head chick who was mad that she
       diddint have a soul. Anyway long story short found out I could
       steal people's power and got the cure for cancer and now I'm
       back.
       "Hello Ahkomish people your hero is back." I could here the
       ancient chants from outside. "Hey how are ya hey how are us I'm
       so happy singing the newtron dance hey how are ya." Before I got
       in though my own nan stopped me. "We saw everything on the news
       everything!" "What? I save the city." "You found two other
       conduits and got them on drugs." "I would never do" "you ran
       around the entire city naked wearing a horse head." "That was a
       conduit power." "You killed your brother than killed Augastie!"
       "Who?" "The person who did this to us." "I have an
       explanation....She was a cunt." "Get the hell out of here."
       "Without me you die remember!" "Fine..Then we die." I then saw
       the error of my ways and apologized. By way of breaking their
       fucking faces and then letting some dude eat their corpses, it
       was the morally right thing to do on account of them being such
       twats.
       BUT THAN!!!!!
       I was waking through Seattle then BANG WOOSH ZOOM KABLOOEY! I
       looked an saw some old fuck on a cane standing on a hospital and
       he's all like "Conduits are the way and no one will stop us!"
       "And I'm like hey old man! You don't know what's cool anymore!"
       And he's like "Young man you are not capable of defeating me!"
       And he throws all kinds of metal stuff. I combat him by using my
       smoke powers which let me teleport shoot things....And giving me
       cancer over a period if time. (Don't smoke,kids) I hop to him
       and he grabs my chain "...I have a bomb and when it goes off
       Everyone will die!" "Why would you tell me my plans and then not
       immediately kill me? I mean it allows me to escape and stop your
       plans and-" "I have prostate cancer." He then sends me flying
       into the ocean and on account of the fact I can't swim never
       thought I'd be in this particular situation at this time. My
       plan was to get to the surface choke on the water than die. But
       when I was at the surface I was grabbed and I looked up I saw to
       men standing above me I replayed there kindness by vomiting on
       their shoes.
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