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Delsin Rowe
By: Second son Date: November 17, 2014, 7:43 pm
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My name is delsin Rowe. I was bitten by a radioactive neon sign,
thus giving me the powers of neon! And a cockney voice when I
think inside my head. And this is my story, you may think that I
was trying to get powers to save my Native American tribe and
that is 100% lies and if you think otherwise your a racist.
CHAPTER 1 WITH GREAT POWER.
It was a day like any other in Seattle, I had just left my
workplace where I am a totally legal bar attendant when I
stumbled across the corpse of by uncle Benery! and some other
twat. My uncle Benety was a great man I remember yesterday him
saying to me. "With great power comes great comes great
responsibility....and bring a gun I think some twats gonna try
and off me tomorrow." I diddint know what he meant until today.
After brooding on the rooftops I decided I had to find the
person who murdered my uncle and ask him why he did it. Through
the means of smashing his fucking face in. I had to walk down to
the old music emporium because if I had to smash some assholes
head in I needed me tunes. When suddenly I was bitten by a
radioactive neon sign! "Whoa" I thought I had weird feelings
like that time I watched titanic when I was on that trippy shit.
CHAPTER 2 NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POWA
I stumbled in the back alley, not because I was sick just
because my leg hurt a bit. That's when I realized I had a super
power! A power that would change my life I could!...sort of
summon a circle in the sky...not seeing the practical use of
that, I mean I shine it at a wall and it kinda lit up so I don't
need flashlights anymore. But to avenge death it's kinda
lackluster.
CHAPTER 3 AND THEY SAID A HERO COULD SAVE US
As I got home night turned to early day, and I realized I should
have never gotten up with this amount of a fucking hangover. So
I went to my customary morning jog near the bar to get my....uh
nan some medicine, when I heard a kerfuffle happening in the
alley and I found my frie-urh drug dealers who were pushing
drugs on kids...which I am against. So I thought "lets have a
chat." Thy diddint seem to ate so I showed them my orb trick!
They diddint seem to like that they started to shoot me in the
ass...But I discovered I could take a few bullets! So I ran
away. Honestly being shot is painful...but as I ran away stuff
happened! I was made of some glittery shit and ran fast and I
thought "I could do this!" I diddint know how I stop so I kept
running for ages but in the mean time I tried to come up with a
name, I thought "I could be Delsin Glitter. Though that last
name does bring about one or two negative connotations there."
After 8 hours I realized that if I stopped moving my feet then I
would stop moving. Surprise this diddint come to me earlier a
few people notice my weird powers so I ducked in an alley, that
an to throw up since that was strange.
CHAPTER 4 THE POWA OF MUSIC
After emptying myself on a bin an not on Mr.Tomilsons cat that
always shits on my yard I thought it wa time to show the word my
poweres. So I found a musician and I did the sphere thing and.
He diddint give a shit. In my sadness that no ones ill ever
notice how much of. A special flower I am I ran into the woods,
and that's where I discovered if I did the orb thing fast enough
then it would vibrate and sound like that shit the kids listen
to, you know the wobbly stuff. That's when I realized my power
wasn't neon it was dubstep in real life! Which to be honest is
like third in the worst powers to have behind bugs and that one
who has the power of a rock. You know that one? He looks like a-
and has the power of a rock. That's not a power that's a skin
condition.
I stumbled across some nazis who were saying some thing about
conduits so I gave em a show an I did the thing. But I
accidentally sneezed! And it hit someone's arm and I fired
another one and it hit someone's everything. I had to fire a few
test shots ya see.but it turns out I had a proper weapon! Which
would have been useful when I had a fucking gun to my head but
nevertheless I had it now. And then I thought "wait I can take
down my uncles killer." The problem is I had to find him.
CHAPTER 5 THE BERKSHIRE HUNT
So how do you find someone in a city of, well a lot? I thought
my best plan was to climb somewhere really high up and sort of
wait and see if I can see him. As I finished crossing the bridge
that micheal bay left at the end of "Transformers 5" to the evil
building on Main Street. You know the one the tall one with evil
spikes coming out of it. Apple I think it's an apple building.
As I made it to the building I realized it was a lot scarier
than I thought and ran away from it. As I was running I had a
thought. I don't know who killed my uncle, diddint look it up I
missed a step you know? You have to know who killed your uncle
before you can swear vengeance. So I did not know what to do at
that point then I had a brainwave you know a thinky-think. I
need to break into the police station and look it up! Cause you
don't wanna go around asking questions after someone's been shot
cause then the cops will ask you questions and give you a drug
test. Unfortunatly I was caught and had to do 6 months of jail
time.
4 MONTHS WITH GOOD BEHAVIOR LATER.
I found out where the guy lived from one office friends who was
in the knock so I was going to find him and rip his bloody jaw
off. So long story short I found a guy I wracked him with my
chain he had some Mates and I killed em cause you know
endangering civilians and I think I made the city a Bette place
by doing that. And that is why I was found covered in blood
surrounded by four dead Russians your honor. That I my story and
I hope you see that i am a good human being.
"Bail set at 100,000 dollars and you at named to your tribe
outside of the city to live with your brother."
"Huh wonder which bit of the story he diddint believe?"
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