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#Post#: 167--------------------------------------------------
YALA
DIR By: Yolo Lantern
Date: November 12, 2014, 8:26 pm
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"****es ain't **** but hoes and tricks....ooh kill em, uh, I got
my mind on my money and my money on my mind." After I totally
saved the world from some half naked WOW player single handily I
Went back to Turn Up to unwind. I took my dangle out of some
random alien and looked at the carnage of the world wide ****.
Millions laid on the ground recovering and I think a couple were
dead, I looked to my left and saw a room completely made out of
seamen, and to my right I saw kanye sleeping with a blow up doll
that had a photo of him on the dolls face, I was in paradise.
Suddenly BOOM! BANG! The beautiful city suddenly in flames I
could already here my homies dying. I pull up my pants and fly
out and what I see stunned me to my Jawdens. Hundreds of people
flying down from the sky killing anyone they see. They all had
unforms on, many races and faces all donning the same Bronze
colored suits turning golden from my lanterns champagne blood.
And the thing that shocked me the most was Sean was leading
them.
I flew up to him confused and slightly aroused at his female
members, "nigga! What the hell are you doing!" "Destroying
everything you hold dear." "Why!" "I don't know maybe because
you left me on a planet made of fire with an old **** that
tortured me?" "Hey I tried to get you It was impossible! Do you
think if leave my best friend?" "If that is true why diddint you
come for me I was on a planet....you can breath in space! Why
diddint you come back for me?" "......uh I was comforting your
girlfriend?" "....that's it your all ****ing dead!" He blasts me
with his ring and sends me flying. As he finishes destroying my
capital I can faintly hear a chant.
"In brightest day,
In blackest night,
"You check your walk and say your swag is tight,
I catch you saying YOLO again ima string you up I'ght!
#Post#: 168--------------------------------------------------
Re: YALA
DIR By: Yolo Lantern
Date: November 12, 2014, 8:41 pm
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The smell of pills and potions and burning can be smelled from
whatever portion of the planet your on. I can here the screams
of my homies as they die and for a split second I wonder If
there's any hope. The rubble that surrounded me was ripped of
and I see Kane and wasif standing in front of me. I stand up but
fall on my face and somehow break my ankle, I realize I was Juan
again. "To homie you aight?" "I don't know kanye where are the
other lanterns?" "We are the other lanterns, we it son." I look
up and I see one of Sean's lanterns looking at us before he
starts to fly out way." Shit! We need to leave!" "Where Juan
Thera no where to go!" "There is one place." "Where knaye?" He
flys up and uses the last of his charge on his ring to form a
mic and make an epic diss on the lantern making him kill
himself. "More are on there way, we need to get into my zone."
"The hell does tat mean?" Suddenly kanye concentrates and
recites the ancient poem "kanye west went on a Kanye quest, he
put on his kanye best, and said fuck off to the kanye rest!"
Suddenly we teleported to a penthouse with bitches swimming in a
champagne pool. "Where are we?" "My zone nigga! I'm already
charging up, I need to meditate y'all settle and come up with a
plan." Kane leaves and goes up his own ass to meditate. "Why do
we know wasif?" "Sean's kinda a dick?" "What else?" "I'm
Hungry?" "....right so Sean wants to kill all of us, first step
would be to kill all of us then...." Suddenly the earths bass
stops thumping. "He turned off the bass!" "What does that mean!"
"He turned down...FOR WHAT?"
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Re: YALA
DIR By: Yolo Lantern
Date: November 12, 2014, 8:59 pm
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"And that means?" "It means once our rings are out of
juice...that's it no recharging, and eventually our planet
just...dies." "**** that bastard though of everything." "Not
everything!" "Sorry I cursed Juan." "It's fine." "Anyway I have
a plan." "And that is?" "We run in kill all of them bustas and
save the day and **** ****es!" "That's it?" "That's it...that
and this." Suddenly "I am god" starts playing and Kanye replaces
his clothes with a white robe and a golden halo surrounds his
head. He had become yeezus. "Let those who get the most **** pop
the first cap!"{Kanye 4:20} "These bustas are gonna get there
muffin cap pulled black blue!" "I'm not hip with the gangster
lingo so I'm just going to at your mother." "But kanye there's
only three of us!" "Is there?" Another man starts to crawl out
of his ass, and it starts to rain umbrellas, and the Zone turns
into a blue ocean. The man comes out and says as he puts the
lantern ring on his finger. "If no one buys a book at a
bookstore does that mean no one has read it or has everyone read
it?"
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Re: YALA
DIR By: Yolo Lantern
Date: November 22, 2014, 9:34 pm
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"What the hell are you doing here Jayden?" "I met a girl at
Coachella. she was with another fella though." ".........Alright
then Kanye have a plan?" "Nigga im in Yeezus mode already you
know I got this. I'll dig a hole to the core, you follow me down
there and repair it. No one knows the core more than you." "But
how will you dig the hole?" "Nigga pls." Kanye chuckles and
turns his back to me. All he does is holds his hand up...BAM!
All I heard was an extremely loud IT AINT RALPH THOUGH and the
wall bursts. Wasif takes a step back. "Okaaaaaay, we'll go with
that". "That's perfect Kanye!" The next thing we know we here
the YALA Army enter our air space blasting The Weeknd. My ears
are basically bleeding. "Who the fuck is playing that shit?!"
Kanye is really displeased. "Awww hell naw we need a Black
Skinhead up in dis bitch!" "Okay, Wasif and Jaden hold down the
fort. Kanye...LEGGO." Kanye takes me out of his zone and we're
back to Planet TurnUp. The sky is just the color of Bronze...the
YALA Army has arrived. "Aight nigga you ready?" "Bruh you KNOW."
Kanye's eyes glow a gold yellow and he blasts the ground with
the IT AINT RALPH THOUGH Blow and I start descending. Kanye
stays back to hold off the YALA Army. "Aint NOBODY fuckin with
my Clique!" The YALA Army starts to storm at Kanye, but these
fufu ass niggas don't understand the power of Yeezus. Kanye IT
AINT RALPH THOUGH Blows the shit out of everyone. Those who
managed the dodge the blow continue to storm. Not knowing that
Kanye knows all forms of Martial Arts, legs start flying and a
storm of punches are thrown. The fighting style of Kanye is so
graceful that Batman felt the gracefulness from Gotham and is
slightly aroused. Kanye continues to fuck niggas up.
Unfortunately the Yeezus gauge depletes and Kanye gets weaker.
Knowing he wont be able to hold off the Turnt Downs for long he
calls for support. The intro to Public Service Announcement
starts playing, and a white light appears. Jay-Z flies in on a
White Stallion yelling out "My name is HOV! OHHHH, H to the
O-V!" He lands next to Kanye and they both look at the YALA Army
and say "Now...NIGGAS ARE IN PARIS!" They challenge the YALA
Army to a rap battle ad strike first by performing Niggas In
Paris. While rapping they notice a very attractive women in the
YALA Army and ask "I wonder what she order? FISH FILET" Some of
the soldiers in the YALA Army cant even and just die from the
beauty of the fiya that's being spat but Jay and Ye. The YALA
Army retaliate by not rapping, but singing. The recite Frank
Ocean "A tornado flew around my room before you came. Excuse the
mess it made." Jay-Z and Kanye were not expecting such elegance
and fall to their knees. They bring in back up...Suddenly a blue
fya erupts and a guardian of the universe steps out he protects
the world through his supa hot disses. "I may be here to kill
you.....But im not a rapper." 5 people die from that sentence
alone but the YALA send out Solja Boy. "I broke up with my ex
girl.....heres her numba......Psyche that's the wrong numba!"
And fire shoots out of him killing hundreds. Behind him Kanye
nods. "Supa hot fire!" "Nah nig you cant do that he beasting
right now calm down." "6 Jop applications no job. 2 babysitters
no babies. I SPIT HOT FIRE! but im not a rapper. I come with the
supa hot...AND BRING THE FIA RIGHT AFTA!" "Supa hot fia I don't
know what the fuss about ...... I splashed on you everyday I bet
that put your fire out" Supa hot fia was stunned he could not
comprehend the raps thrown his way "king of da internet I been
dat.....winnig streaks...I END DAT" Solja boy took his time
walking towards Supa hot fia with each step his flames died down
he grabs the glass of the supa hot fia. Kanye eyes slightly
widened "MY NIGGA RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN" time seemed to
slow down for supa hot fia. Solja boy grabbed him by his neck
"seeing through your glasses. . ." he slowly snapps supa hot
fias neck "I SEE YOU BEEN WACK" Kanye shed a nigga tear. as he
knew their was no other to defeat solja boyo one. . . but one.
"put this on instagram #soljaboy just beat supa hot fia" Kanye
looked to the far end of the battlefield he sensed a powerful
presence as he heard a whisper with each step it became louder.
"now this is a story all about how my life got flipped 'Turn Up'
sidedown and id like to take a minut just sit right there and
ill tell you all about how solja hot fia got his teeth kicked in
by this nigga."
#Post#: 189--------------------------------------------------
Re: YALA
DIR By: Second son
Date: November 27, 2014, 11:52 am
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Not even william shakespere could have wrote such beauty. I
wrote a poem for you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Write the rest if this story
Or ill fucking kill you
#Post#: 191--------------------------------------------------
Re: YALA
DIR By: Yolo Lantern
Date: November 28, 2014, 3:25 pm
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as the rap becomes defaning to the ears of everyone the figure
appears. He opens the door the taxi cab and steps out he says
"Yo holmes smell ya later, I looked at my kingdom and I was
finally there I was at my new home as the fresh prince of"
suddenly he bitch smacked solja hot fire and he flew back.Solja
hot fia grinned as he got up and looked at Will smith. "nigga
who you think ya son met at cochella?" Suddenly will smith was
stabbed by an umbrella. Will smith was stunned no amount of
clean wholesome raps could have prepared him for this. Kanye and
Jayz shed a tear as they know there is no hope. Suddenly
stepping out of the cab is another man "Carlton don't!" He
begins the dance and everyone finds out its not unusual to be
loved.
I listen to my jams tryin to turn up before I stop lil shawn
from turning this world down. Shawn had been a few feet ahead
the turn down around. shawn aimed his his Yala ring at a few
pillars as it shot a beam of not so turned up ray . The pillars
fell I was so turned up I didn't notic3e the shit fell on my
head knocking the headphones off but I was already so turned up
that I could feel the tones still playing. "PIECE OF SHIT" I
looked down at my jays good they were unscratched. But I lost
sight of Shawn I still had to head to the core I kept flying
around at the speed of sound got places to go.
Shawn who had used the brief moment to gain speed and get to the
core set up trebles around the core to slow down Juan
I landed infront of the core and open the manual override system
. it was just a way of saying I had to choose the correct
playlist that contains all the turned up songs starting from
Kanye to Will smith.
Shawn stepped behind him "Juan you left me behind!!"
"Nigga I said I was sorry stop being a busta!!" I yelled as I
clicked on the next song Black skin heads
"I want to end this once and for all I wont be the weak one this
time Ill destroy everything you loved" juan turned around
"NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!?!? you were just
left behind and your alive " Shawn looked at Juan "It doesn't
matter." Juan could now confirm that the man infront of him was
not his homie.
I shed a nigga tear but before I could say anything to convince
him he dashed towards me I though he was going to punch me but
instead... he did something worse then betray god even worse
thansaying that Kanyes new album wasn't the best EVEN WORSE then
saying will smith isn't the best actor... EVEN MORE WORSE then
making fun of starving African children .... he stepping on my
brand new jays
"maybe you were right juan.." I then punched him in the face
through 420 walls he was rekt illuminati was now confirmed a
bright golden light shined from the 2chainz heavens "these
niggas chances are slim so ill uppercut the nigga infront of
me..." my speed was incredible faster then sanic "right from his
chin" Shawn got up stunned "Wait I wasn't readddyyyyy" he was
sent flying to the ground above.
Kanye looked up to the sky 'DEAR BABY BLACK JESUS' a power
stronger then his and Will smith could be felt it was Juan "YOU
FUCKED UP YOU DONE FUCKED UP YOU LITTLE SHIT"
I put my hands in the air "Hoes homies share with me your turn
up enery" I was intelligent again the me from before and the me
from the now have become one... Kanye looked around
"niggas put your hands up" every homie left on the planet put
their hands up Juan felt the turn up flow through his body just
a little more.
but shawn was already up he put his hands together and was
charging his yalahameha ""YOU FINISHED YOU CANT FUCK WITH ME
#NEWWORLDORDER!!!!!"
Juan was ready he throw the turn up spirit bomb at Shawn which
was the size of a planet. Shawn shoots a huge energy beam of the
yalahameha which was able to with stand the energy bomb. but
juan was on his own planet he knew everyone counted on him "TURN
DOWN FOR WHAT" the bomb crashed into shawn "FUCK YOOUUUUUUUU"
shawns body was disintegrated the bomb was target to only yala
lanterns so they all died to.
Juan landed on the ground. wasif ran to Juan "juan this isn't
good I found out what yala means"wasif seemed to be shaking like
a cunt. it means--" wasif limbs were ripped off infront of Juan
the blood splattered on his faces as the yala lanterns were
floating above them "it means you always live again" Wasif body
parts then fell into a ditch somewhere but shawn crushed his
head. "ill be back don't you worry with better stronger people
people who you wont be able to stop" then then flew away Juan
who was surprised at what the cunt did to his accountant. I fell
to my knees .... Kanye and will smith stated "DAMNNNNNNNNNN" I
yelled into the sky "WASIFFFFFFFFFFF"
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