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Yolo lantern: Gone bae gone
DIR By: Yolo Lantern
Date: October 12, 2014, 5:31 pm
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PLANET TURNUP SPACE SECTOR 420:I had just finished during body
shots with kanye, and just cleaned up from the planet wide orgy
when my ring needed to charge. I placed it in the planets core
next to the power bass, the power source for the planet where
only mercy played per kanyes demand. I decided to turn on the
news "Well the mysterious disappearances have continued,
climbing to 55 as of last night. Authorities are stunned as the
people seem to disappear without a trace. The latest victim was
19 year old Sean Perreria." I throw my remote at the TV "My
nigga got grabbed hell no." I grab my ring which is only half
charged but I don't care I had to rescue my friend. I run to the
door but get stopped by a blue Asari girl she had small
tentacles instead of hair, and their entire race is women god I
love them. "Where are you going Juan?" "I have to save my
friend!" "Do you have to go now?" I had to rescue my friend,
after I dined on DAT ASS!
PLANET EARTH: Sean was last scene in japan so I arrive there at
9 PM I look around but stop dead in my tracks when I see a
Japanese hostess bar. I contemplate my place in the universe and
my own life for a solid 20 minutes, but eventually realize my
friend is more important. I spot a figure running across the
rooftops, its movements are human like but slightly off, its
easily 7 feet tall and 350 pounds. I fly up to it and its
wearing a trench coat I grab him. Hes in a all white trench coat
and has a neck beard, he screams "HELP ME BAWWS!" Suddnely a man
in a black suit and a fedora on his head steps out of the
shadows he throws a rose that stabs my arm, "White Knight kill
him he must be working with him!" he hits me in the gut and it
winds me he kicks my face and it sends me flying. I would go
after them but Seans more important as he is my OG nigga. I see
a woman get dragged into an alley, she must be kidnapped . I
charge after him and I see that a man is holding a knife to his
throat before I can react the two men drop down and murder him
they b oth say "milady will you offer us the sex?" she walks
away disgusted."Dmnit friend zoned again hey fedoraed avenger?"
"not this time white knight! he grabs her and says"THIS IS FOR
ONLY GOING AFTER SWAG FAGS AND DOUCHES!" I see another figure
walking down the street, but this one looks alien?' it sees me
and rips off his outfit. H looks like a humanoid bug with wings,
and its also holding some kind of object. It looks like a box, I
look back but the two men are strung up upside down from the
fire exit" What did that?"
Dosent matter I fly after the man but he shoots me with a laser
gun and I crash next to him. Hes about to shoot me again when a
man flies down and kicks him into a building he says "WHO ARE
YOU? WHY ARE YOU KIDNAPPING PEOPLE?!" it doesn't answer he grabs
the machine and the alien punches him. I create a machine gun
and fire at him, he dodges some of the bullets but some stick
him in the arm and he drops the gun. I form a chainsaw and begin
cutting him up, in my perriphiel vision I see the man charge up
two gaunlets with electricity and begins hitting him in the
back. When the alien turns he throws down a flash bang and he
disappears. When he turns to me he hears a train coming "you
know what the thing is with the fuck train? it has no brakes!"
The train squashes him but before I can investigate the body it
disintegrates. Suddenly choppers full of police officers show up
"STAND DOWN NOW! BOTH OF YOU!" The man takes out a rifle and
attaches something to the top and fires it at the chopper and
its lights go out, he then presses a button on his belt and all
the power in the city goes out, he grabs my hand and leads me to
the sewers.
"So this is one of the infamous Yolo lanterns?" "ya what's it to
you!" "Interesting, the ring seems to be powered by level of
adrenaline, happiness and concentration." "You mean turning up?"
I realize my ring isn't on my hand anymore"Hey how did you get
that?!" "You weren't concentrating. I assume you know what's
happening right?" "Ya the kidnappings right?" "Not just that the
aliens, and these machines there connected. I've stopped three
of them in japan alone but each one has planted this thing and I
cant take it off, You see these symbols?" "what there
gibberish." "No there an alien language, a countdown. And its
almost at zero. You're coming with me I could use you, Were
going to New York, theres a man there whos been working closely
with an alien that's crashed there recently not to mention
Batman and Superman, I cant pinpoint either of them but I know
where he is." "who is he?" "A prototype." "Why should I help
you!" I spin him around and see who he is 'No way you're real? I
thought you were just a legend?" "Hooo?"
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Re: Yolo lantern: Gone bae gone
DIR By: SonicrikuAM
Date: October 12, 2014, 5:42 pm
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Very good writing.
#Post#: 106--------------------------------------------------
Re: Yolo lantern: Gone bae gone
DIR By: TheDarkOwlKnight
Date: October 12, 2014, 5:47 pm
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i like it
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