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yolo lantern jays on my feet
DIR By: Yolo Lantern
Date: October 11, 2014, 6:13 pm
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"moe money moe problems homie" "hell ya lamar I known what chu
mean!" "get the fuck back in the kitchen trayvon no ones talking
to yo bitch ass, hey maybe if you got rid of that yeeyee ass
hair cut you could get some bitches on ya dick." "sorry tyrone."
"no bitch how bout you creep downtown to get the drop off." "oh
come on guys you know that that stupid spic neighborhood watch
nigga keeps hounding me!" "I don't give a fuck trayvon now get
the fuck out of here!" "hey tyrone you excited for them new
jadawns coming out today?" "hell ya my nigga cant wait or them
shits." "alright now get the fuck back in the kitchen need to
make sure that coke is cokerect!" "that was fucking terrible
homie!" "shut the fuck up dubass busta now get the fuck back in
their before I shoot yo dumb nigga ass!" Tyrone walks outside
into the hard streets of Compton he walks down the streets until
he encounters an old white man."hello there tyrone how is your
day?" "just fine larry hey have you finished your taxes yet?""
"not yet tyrone stuck on those" "roth iras I know what you mean
sir, anyway have a good day." larry walks backm into his house
as he walks away he sees that hes wearing the new LeBron never
be me 3s"bitch nigga!" ":whats wrong ty" Larry was shot and
killed. Tyrone puts on ther bloody lebrons and makes his way to
champs, "time to cop them jawdins."
PLANET TURNUP: This planet is filled with night club, whore
houses, big booty bitches and drugs,... what more could a man
ask for. The nigh clubs are skycrapers that almost touch God
himself. The sound of Turn down for what, can be heard until
Mars. Orgies take place everyday from 6AM to &:30m PM. Though
we don't allow any of those bitch ass, wanna be ass, posers ass
faggots, only the real niggas who ball hard as fuck can enter.
The city is powered by clubbing, and is lead by the VIP members
KAnye, Shawn, Wasife, and ME. Kanye is a true niggaa who balls
so hard nigga wanna find him, Shawn is a man who eats ass all
day eryday, and Waif is my bottom bitch. The lead performers
are 2Chainz, Emd music. Nigga we even all live in palaces lined
with cokcaine., made out of gold , dssome real OG shit.
The Journey for the New Jardewsns : Today there was a real ass
anoucnement for the jawdens only at Champs for today, l;uckily
my boy Spence can hook me up with them for free. I quickly make
my way down town. When I saw a bitch with a nice ass named
Nicki, so I figured ay, I might as well take a break and eat
that ASS. My nigga my nigga that was the holy grail of ass. I
then continue to the Champs. Tyrone says me enter the store.
Last time tyrone saw me was when I copped the latest jawdens. I
see Tyrone and I know I have to quickly go to my nigga Spence so
he can hook me up with the new jawdens. Tyrone sees I bought
them and goes up to me." Yo if it aint my nigga, Juan, boy last
time I saw you copped my jawedens." I try and tiptoe away, but
Tyrone says" BRING THAT ASS BACK HERE BOYYYYYYY", you hairline
be receding worse than LeBron's BOY, fuck you bring that ASS
BACK HERE BOY, you metal looking face looking like you the iron
giant or some shit boy, BRING THAT ASS BACK HERE BOY, you ass
thing you can play basketball the fuck you mean you got cross by
2 year olds
I try to insult back but I cant I realize my powers have faded I
was turned down."fuck ya mean tyrone you dark skinned nigga
looking like the sun burned everyone of ya skin cells boy!" "I
was hoping you said that!" tyrone smiles niggerishly he reveals
his costume which the color is of grape soda, Jawdens symbol on
his chest, baggy jeans on his knees, with no underwear, his red
bandana barley holds his dreads, a cape which is a bed sheet and
his beard have some leftover cocaine. He runs at me like the
fastest nigger cheetah, he breakes four of my ribs, with the
strength of a blackadonus. I go flying in Tyrone's crack shack,
pick up a glock 5.7 and shoot him, he says" if bullets could
stop me I'd die in the LA riots. I realize he is the king of the
crips, with a crown made of 40s and harden weed. On the crown
for OG Nigga Kobe Brodreck. I then stab him in the eye with the
crown but he doesn't flinch. Kobe picks me up and slams me on
the table full of crack cocaine. Kobe says" Nigga I hope its
worth dyeing for these jawdns" I look at his feet and realize
its the off brand Jordan's not real jawdns, I then say " I know
they aint dyeing for you thems the fake ass jawdns, you cheap
ass nigga." Before Kobe can say anything I breathe in 17 ounces
of cocaine and get to punch him thorugh 17 skyscrapers for some
reason in Detroit, and faintly as I die as bloodlust I hear turn
down for what and I turn up, and Compton blows up killing
everyone. But the Niggler rushes me again, I pick him up and do
a Stone Cold Stunner and send him flying across America, and
lands in Pickdilly. I fly back to Turn up while tiptoeing
beacause I didn't want creases on them.
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