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thats the motto
DIR By: Yolo Lantern
Date: October 11, 2014, 12:54 pm
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so many lights, club lights, sunlight, cop lights, so many
fucking lights. my nights been a haze of shots and needles. I
look around and see the club that I was in has all but burned to
the ground, outside is a cop car but all that remains are 3
puddles of red goop. I really don't care, what's important is
the fact that my Versace suit is mangled and torn. and OH SHIT
IS THAT A STAIN! my night cant get worse. I don't remember the
club destroyed like this, although when im done with them they
usually are. I go to check the time but my Gucci watch is also
cracked. son of a whore I try to remember what happened last
night as I sit in the rubble of what was my favorite club, when
I see it. A pod in the center of the room with a yellow ring
inside, it pulses with energy and sends me into a state of
unease. but that's all it took my hang over was gone and I
remember what happened.
I woke up in my pad on my heart shaped rotating bed, the bitch
who came home with me slowly staggered out but forgot her
underwear, ehh that's cool. I make my way to the bathroom but I
stop at my shrine to pray to Jordan and ali as I do everyday. I
have a total of 368 photos of them lining my house and I need
more. my bathroom is just like every ones I guess marble floors
with silver linings on the wall, I look in my mirror and I see I
look like shit. My names Juan galeano my skin looks darker than
usual for some reason"crap now people will think im Mexican and
not Columbian!" image is very important to me but not things I
mean there just items. I sit on my gold plated toilet throne
with red velvet as my cushion and when im done I hold on tight
cause it has enough suction to send my ass to Australia. I move
to my walk in closet and realize im almost out of shoes. I only
have 45 racks worth and in my horror I see a pair of reeboks
next to my Jordan's, I weep. I put on my clothes and move to my
second closet which is filled with only gold chains I decide to
go with a gold chain to change things up.
Next thing I remember im inside of the club turning up I get
extra turned up cause kanyes playing. A crowd starts to form
like they do every night but at the bar I see a beautiful woman
with a huge ass. I get my fork and knife ready cause im eating
tonight. I sit next to her and use my famous line,"hey baby you
ever gotten your asshole licked by a fat man in a Gucci suit?"
her panties are so wet you could drown a child. Before I can
seal the deal however I see my ex walk in with her new
douchenozzle boyfriend emmy perez shes was amazing for a while
until she wenr crazy and tried to kill me just because I slept
with her mother I mean I offered to make it a threesome, what a
bitch. When his famous afro enters it should be a fire hazard,
Louis Perez, but I don't care he's a busta anyway as I continue
to turn up suddenly an explosion engulfs the room and I bury my
head in the girls ass for protection. I hear screams and pass
out from over eating.
After remembering the events I move to the contraption and touch
the ring and im instantly transported to another planet with
towering sky scrapers all in a yellow tint, im surrounded
quickly by various people all in yellow and black uniforms and a
single filipapino looking dude with a horrendous moustache
says"i am Sinestro and you have spread fear through your
horrendous dancing you are now a yellow lantern!" "aw hell no
you wish you were Asian piece of shit my dancing is baller and I
aint about that life you only live once that's the motto and ima
spend it partying." my suit becomes the much more pimp color,
gold and fly off to the sound of turn down for what. I drink and
drive as I make my way to earth but I hit another
planet"motherfucker where did this shit come from." I get an
idea I claim the planet and call it turnup and hire Mexicans to
build a bunch of nightclubs and other buildings and one final
thing I seend out more yolo lantern rings.
In wet days, in erotics nights
no girl shall escape my sight
Let those girls relax and get in their
minds..
Beware of my power, night clubs
lightss!.
"Hello Mr. west where the hell are you?" "im on another planet
clubbing and fucking why?" "because your wife is asking and why
are you on another planer?" "cause my life is dope and I do dope
shit."
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