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#Post#: 91--------------------------------------------------
X-Jews First Class
By: Binshou Date: October 2, 2014, 8:49 pm
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It was 7:00 A.M. and Binshou was just waking up in the morning,
eating cereal and riding with his friends in the back seat of
the car when he receieved a call from an unknown person.
"Hello, Binshou this is director Nick Fury, I have an important
mission for you in New York, you still owe me one from last
time."
Binshou responded "Goddamn this better be quick, I hate long
missions with no pay."
and so Binshou boarded an All-Expense paid trip (Generously
donated by S.H.I.E.L.D) to New York.
Binshou arrived in New York at about 2:00 P.M.
"Finally back in this niggardly state, time to hit up the
arcade, hmm i wonder if owlman is in town, probably not."
I arrived in the arcade, and so I start playing some street
fighter. I walk up to some guy who i see is playing on his
laptop, I ask if he knows where the bathroom is and he says no
he then proceeds to tell me he is hacking into the NSA to nuke
germany. I ask him why he told me that and he said it slipped so
I decided he was creepy and left the arcade. Time to finish the
mission Nick Fury sent me on. apparently, there was a
disturbance in harlem so I decided to check it out. I arrived in
harlem and a poor little black baby without a father was about
ot be crushed, I sped over there and saved it just in time. I
look at the name on the bib and it says dave beezer. Wow this is
a huger problem than we thought I say as I look at the millions
of robots terrorizing harlem, I Call Nick Fury asking if he has
any backup he can send , he tells me he is sending his best
recruit, some guy named Cole. Meh, what a stupid name.
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Re: X-Jews First Class
By: nextgen22 Date: October 4, 2014, 8:12 pm
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"Don't sooty Binshou patching you in to his cell now!"
COLES ROOM ON THE HELLICARRIER: Ring ring, ring ring. "Hello?"
"Hello is this cole?" "Ya who is this?" "We'll I'm here to tell
you about a lovely time share oppurtunity in the Bahamas, oh and
GIANT KILLER FUCKING ROBOTS ATTACKING HARLEM!" "No shit? What
are they outfitted with?" Binshou gets hit into a building and
barley dodges a flurry of attacks. "We'll for starters we got
flamethrowers!" "Flamethrowers? No problem." Suddenly a suit
begins to build around cole as he walks towards the hangar door.
"Zero cannons online." "Any other visible weapons?" Binshou is
in a robots fist struggling as he begins to move his hands to
make a mini tornado "ummm missle launchers." "Missiles....okay."
"Fusion lance online. Graviton repulor charged. Armor combat
ready!" "Ow sonofabloodclott!" Binshou slides across the
pavement, "about the help from "SHEILDS best operative."
Suddenly cole crashes into a robot and throws him into a
building. "Sorry I'm late,hard to find a cab during rush hour."
"Our playmates down but not out!" Suddenly the robot shoots 6
missiles at the two men, binshou begin running and cole flies
up. "Computer! Begin auto targeting with the fusion cannon!" The
missiles are hit with a bolt of pure plasma. Cole flies to the
robot, "ready zero cannon!" He freezes the robots arm with ice
but his hit by it other fist an is squashed to the ground. Cole
picks up the hand "you know what they say, the bigger they
come!" Cole throw the robot on te street. "The more heroic I
look defeating them." "Oh haha you should tell more jokes ya
faggot." They both hear a ticking in the robot chest. "Is that
a-" "thermonuclear bomb yep, clear the area!" Cole goes unde the
robot and begins flying it to space, but when he throws it up he
diddint get away fast enough "warning critical damage! Warning
critical damage!" "Staus?" "Warning thrusters offline system
reboot in 15 seconds planetary impact in 6." "This is going to
hurt a little." Cole suddenly feels the momentum change and Ed
going to the right instead of plunging. "Crash averted." Cole
looks at the person or thing that grabbed him.
"What are you doing here virus?"
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Re: X-Jews First Class
By: Overlord529 Date: October 23, 2014, 3:13 pm
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I throw Cole down on the pavement. "I was in the neighborhood,
that and your partner diddint think you could handle this by
yourself." "Binshou what the hell!?" "What your Dumbass would
have been a stain on the pavement if it wasint for him." "I
could have handled it." "Sure you could have, but I think we
have more problem
The other robots march towards us, I dash down the street and
jump on the robot causing it to fall, Binshou runs around the
other slowly making the robot fly in the air he suddenly starts
and hits it in the face at supersonic speed. "My fucking hand
Goddamnit motherfucking cunt! Ow son of a shit on a dick in a
castle surrounded by FAGGOTS shit balls cunt fuck tits with a
fat woman who blows all the dicks fuck shit balls cunt muffins
tits on your mother fucker Shit shit shit shit shit with a stack
of dynamite up your ass BOOMSHACKALACKA!" "Hey you okay? " "ya
I'm fine." "Are you though?." A sound comes from the chest of
the robot' I pry it open and a hologram of a skinny white boy is
there." "Hey its that white guy from the arcade! " "no you idiot
its-" "Arcadeat your service Cole nice to see you again. You're
probably wondering what's my master plan." "Well he's not stupid
enough to-" "as we speak I'm happy and every nuclear silo on the
planet and guess where I'm aiming it?" "Where!" "that's for me
to know and you to never find out!" "Fury has to know about this
maybe he knows what he's doing."
#Post#: 135--------------------------------------------------
Re: X-Jews First Class
By: Overlord529 Date: October 23, 2014, 3:15 pm
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Hellicarrier: "director fury we have confirmation that Arcade is
in fact planning to something involving nuclear silos we think
he's targeting some-" "nowhere it was a ruse this god damn virus
is douchebag friend of my hellicarrier!" "director fury maybe
you need to calm down?" "Arcade is not going to try to nuke-"
suddenly a bullet pierces hisskin and revealed he's a mec, as
oil travels down his face the real Nick Fury steps out from the
room next door. "this past snuck up on me and kidnapped me can
you believe it and Cole I thought you knew me better than that?
At this moment no one except in this room can be trusted they
may be compromised and working for arcade!" "you right sir we
should goto the xmen have more history with arcade and with
luck we can put an end to this before anything happens."
suddenly the shield supercomputer shuts down and arcades face
appears on it. "hello hello hello shields it's your friendly
neighborhood hacker here and because I'm so kind I'm going to
put on little timer when this time you run down sayhello to
world war 3!" A timer saying 36 hours on it begins ticking down.
"alright Cole and Binshou get on the quinjet on go to the
Mansion now! And someone get this virus off my hellicarrier!"
"excuse me I'm the one who saved your best damn agent and now
you're going to kick me out?" "your damn right
QUINJET: the two men board the ship and director fury follows
behind "there's one more thing I forgot to mention the country
on cage going to attack is the holy German Empire." suddenly a
man dressed in all Nazi uniform carrying a metallic shield with
the swastika on it walks on the ship. "And I'm not letting that
happen.
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Re: X-Jews First Class
By: nextgen22 Date: October 23, 2014, 5:45 pm
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"My name is ss brigadefuher Artrip AKA Captian Gusthappo and my
country is at stake an I will not fail!" The man sits down in
the chair and looks straight ahead. "You are lucky, I don't work
with Americans often. Mainly because they are terrorists who
harbor Jews." "Oh ya and what if I'm Jewish?" "You're not ecause
if you were you would have never seen me, you would have only
seen a cross." "......okay then, we will be at the xmansion soon
so until then everyone relax."
3 minutes later: A banging can be heard from the back of the
jet. "Ummm what the hell was that?" "No one move ill find out."
Cole moves to the back of the plane and sees a black substance
dripping down. "Someone put this hear nobody touch it!" Te two
men come to the back "what is it!" "Is there a Jew hiding in the
rafters?" "Ya cole what is it?" "It's some kind of goo or
something.....wait there's only 2 other people on this plane,
right? I turn around and I see the twin men standing there but
there is a shadowy figure behind them. "Well cole, are you gonna
tell us?"
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Re: X-Jews First Class
By: Overlord529 Date: October 26, 2014, 2:58 pm
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"Why the hell are you on my ship!" "Last time I checked Mutie
this was government owned, and did you really think id leave
this party?" "Rephrase the question Cole, how are you on the
ship?" "Stowed away in the vents...Simple enough." "Goddamnit,
we cant turn around cause well be put off schedule, if you do
one wrong thing you and I are going to have a "Training" session
when we get back." 'Not gonna lie the way you said that was
kinda gay." "You think so two right?" "Shut the hell up! Both of
you, were almost there." I sit down in a seat next to some dude
in a suit. "Are you a jew?" "..........Who the fuck is this?"
"The fact that youre not answering me makes me think youre a
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckfuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck" "Anyway we here?" "Yep."
Cole lands us in front of a mansion in new York, there's a sign
that says something about a school. "Alright now keep you're
mouths shut and-" "Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck on a cross!"
"He might be a problem."
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Re: X-Jews First Class
By: nextgen22 Date: February 13, 2015, 3:16 pm
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the inside of the Xmansion is still the same as I remember, live
in a hurry all except for one, a short kid, no more than five
feet tall, with a beard? he walks over to the ragtag group we
made and lights a cigar. "cole, Chucks waiting for ya." "How
could he?" "are you stupid or have you really forgotten who he
is?" as we walk through the halls of the mansion memories come
forward. memories of fighting against symbiotes, Larry and
friends like dante, and Barry.
we enter the professor's office and he's waiting there a chair.
"seriously this n**** ain't going to stand up to greet us?"
"Binshou hes crippled!" "n**** if kanye can tell them to stand
up so can I." "He's not "them" he's professor chales xavier
and-" "it's quite alright cole, lovely to see you again but I
must day it's unnecessary." "huh?" "Arcade is being dealt with.
The xmen are already dealing with him." "But what about the
nukes?" "Do not worry the nukes will be found and-" "wait.
Something don't smell right." "Logan I assure you it's nothing."
Wolverine walks up to the proffesor. "Ya your right. Thanks for
stopping by cole and-" he stabs proffesor x with his claws.
"Logan the **** is wrong with you!" my ion beam charging. "The
real chuck would have dodged it." "Correctamundo wolverine let's
tell em what they one! Well arcade they've one an all expenses
paid lowered time for the first set of nuclear bombs!"
I check my wrist and the timer goes down. 2 hours until the
first nuke is launched."
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Re: X-Jews First Class
By: Overlord529 Date: February 13, 2015, 5:32 pm
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"That..is not good." "Really cole I thought we should throw a
party!" "Man two hours before my mixtape drops.......cause fya."
"Why couldint I tell that proffesor x had been replaced?" "None
of that matters right now does it? We need to find where this
nuke is and stop it from going off!" The androids voice box
speaks once again "you all could do that. Or you could try to
stop it from happening." coordinates are sent to coles computer.
"Of course.. he's in a remote location in latveria.
Murderworld." "Well we have to find the nuke first right?" "Do
we binshou? We send you in to scope out the place you move quick
while we find this nuke disable it and then meet you in wherever
this place is." "Mercer that is not a-" "you got a better one? 2
hours remember?" "Alright ima go.. but I need you all to chip in
for.....gas." everyone's wallets are lifted as binshou speeds
off.
The quin jet flies over oceans as we near china.
"How does this possible jew even know where he's leading us!"
"I'm leading based on the fact that a nuclear bomb must have
some sort of tech keeping it in check until it blows. I'm
following a trail of such tech with hints of radioactivity." "I
could lead you to a gas chamber you jew." "I am not a jew!"
"That's what a je-" "shut up I can feel it!"
[The city of Beijing china, population, 11.51 million. Detention
time 1.5 hours]
"There is no way in hell we can get this many people out." "Call
binshou."
Coles communicator calls up binshou.
"Dad?" "No cole" "Damn one day that I'll work." "Can you
evacuate 11.51 million people in an hour in a half?"
".....HAHHHAHAHAH" cole looks at the rest of us with a worried
look as he continues to laugh. "HAHAAHAH..........HA. you
serious?" "Very." "well if I could get some popeyes but. " a
giant mech comes up from behind him "binshou look out!" "Huh?"
Cole transmits himslef through the communticator leaving the
rest of us here.
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Re: X-Jews First Class
By: nextgen22 Date: February 13, 2015, 8:51 pm
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Cole flies out through the communicator and rips the android
apart. "What's wrong with you! I told you that there was an
android behind you!" "Last time I looked behind me when a white
person told me to I became a slave cuh! I ain't doing it
again!"A gigantic wall shoots up from the ground separating the
two heroes, as arcade appears. "Welcome welcome welcome to the
park that's to die for murder world!"
a carnival appears and clowns come out of every crevice and runs
at us. We go from dark and suffocating small space to a open
high top? What the hell?! We both make it to the high top as an
announcer says "welcome to level 1!"
on binshous side the high top turns to the green hill zone from
sonic, a high score reads Arcade:.00000001 seconds.
Beat the time or do the time! Fail and be stuck here until ya
do.
He got off lucky. My side of the high top turns into a deserted
city as the xmen come out to play. Storm, Jean grey, Cyclops,
Beast, Colussus, Dante, and the worst of all Iris cyborg.
"These guys came before you. As good players as they were, they
ran out of continues!"
"How much have we evacuated mercer?!" "Not enough. Only 15,000!"
"Why so little!" "Chinese government put out that were world
Class terrorsts! Gurantee it was Arcade and I gurantee they're
not the only ones!" "Time?" "10 minutes."
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Re: X-Jews First Class
By: nextgen22 Date: February 13, 2015, 9:12 pm
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me, suitless, gunless,but not outgunned. then, some of the
strongest mutants this side of Genosha. too easy.Colossus rushes
me all of this speed and trying to kill me in one hit. Stupid, I
easily jump over him causing him to bang into a pole but that
dosent stop him does it? it does bring me closer to the rest of
them though, don t open the portal and goes through it hitting
me in the back. He opens another one and go straight again, can
you try anything new? The four arms appear from my back as I
send one into each portal hitting Dante in the back of the head
easy ko. the portals are still here,might as well use them
right? I go through the one to my right appearing a few feet
behind cyclops,I rip off his mask sending a beam out nailing
colousses as he tries to rush again. Two down, as he tried to
find his mask like Velma i turn my attention to storm but before
I can do anything a siren sounds.
"Levolution!" suddenly missilesfall down from the sky and
sentinels appear out of them. Thank You Arcade, I usually use
one of the Sentinels and throw them at Jean Grae but she easily
dodge it. I move the Sentinels head as it begins to shoot and it
nails her in the back. I send the smaller ones after storm well
she's preoccupied I see Scott put on the mask again and fire at
me. I grabbed a piece of the Sentinels armour and deflect the
beam causing it to split off into smaller raise hitting himself
in storm knocking them both out. I win.
"congratulations coal for your ass down during high score on
this level we proudly present to you a power up!" my shock
pistols appear in front of me I pick them up as I move to the
next room.
Binshou waits at the starting line for the signal, when the
siren sounds hes somehow already at the finish line." new
record!"
the scene moves to a police station with six men holding up a
sign. He looks behind him and sees that he's on a set with a
live studio audience. Jeff foxworthy puts Binshou behind a
podium as he speaks the audience joins in.
"round two! find, your,father!" "That **** savage bruh."
"We need to go wolverine!" we evacuate 2
30.5 miles away from the city minimum safe distance for a
nuclear bomb of the size 11. 1 million people died today I'm
going to make arcade pay for this.
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