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Re: NCSA Civil War
By: Columbia Confederates Date: August 18, 2015, 9:28 pm
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OOC: Thank you turk.
IC
"Alright boys...here we go." Wales said as he quitley grabbed
the hooks and nailed it into the wall. "Through that window
there." Him and one other guy followed up the wall when they got
to the window they saw a naked lady standing there getting ready
to go into a tub. "Uhhh...." Wales murmured. "Just uhh...?"
"what man?" Vincent said. "Oh hot damn..."
"Shut up...just...frick...uhm...what do we do?"
"Just walk in?" Vincent suggested.
"And what? You bone headed freak..." Wales watched as she got
into a tub. "Oh dear...uhm..." Wales opened the window. "Hello
ma'am my name is Joseph Wales...your knight in shinin' armor."
The girl gasped and backed up against the wall. He pointed a gun
at her and handed her a few coins he had in his pocket. "Stay
quiet and...uhm ya see I think my buddy here likes you."
At Gate
"Listen dudes, lets just get me a **** bucket or somethin'!" Pem
cried doing his best fake pee dance.
#Post#: 6987--------------------------------------------------
Re: NCSA Civil War
By: Confederacy of Turkducken Date: August 18, 2015, 9:32 pm
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"What the fuck are you doing here!" The woman quietly exclaims,
"Who the fuck are you people!?!" She was scared for her life.
Outside...
"Sir you may relieve yourself when your at the proper
authorities." He attempted to guide the man in the general
direction.
#Post#: 6989--------------------------------------------------
Re: NCSA Civil War
By: Columbia Confederates Date: August 18, 2015, 9:37 pm
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In Building
"Hush, look put a damn towel on or somehin' I can't make eye
contact with you...but just listen, my name is Joseph Wales, I'm
here for business, but as you very well know, the guards outside
aren't very nice, so here's the deal peach, you keep quiet and
I'll give ya whatever ya want...even a towel, alright look I'm
married please..."
Outside at Gate
"Oh thank you man!"
#Post#: 6997--------------------------------------------------
Re: NCSA Civil War
By: Confederacy of Turkducken Date: August 18, 2015, 9:51 pm
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OOC: I didn't realize she was naked at first :P I appreciate
the humor.
"I have three choices here, run, scream, or just shut the fuck
up." She thought to herself, "Two of which I will most probably
die doing." Her thoughts raced through her mind, "I should run!
Dying would be better than what they could do to me..." She
slowly began to edge for the door...
Outside...
The guard was leading this sweaty dirty man to relieve himself,
"Highlight of my day." He thought to himself...
Sabal wasn't quite sure what had led him outside, "Maybe I just
needed the air?" He thought to himself. He began walking around
the perimeter of the building...
#Post#: 7001--------------------------------------------------
Re: NCSA Civil War
By: Columbia Confederates Date: August 18, 2015, 9:56 pm
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OOC: :P
Inside
"Listen ma'am, we don't want trouble, just put a freakin' towel
on...please? Alright I'm married. I can't look at naked women
like this. And would you stop that nudge to the door thing."
Wales waved his gun.
"Dude, you're pointin' a freakin' gun at her she ain't gonna
talk."
"Sorry, I'm sorry." Wales put the gun away to his side in the
pouch. "Can we just talk this over. We've got money if ya want
it. We ain't gonna kill ya, we just. Listen I assume ya know
what's goin on in Columbia, okay? I'm gonna be completely honest
with you."
Outisde
"Hey guys? Is uhhh someone comin?" said Josiah. "I swear I hear
rufflin'"
Too the Pee Pee Tree!
"Dude can I pee on that tree? If that would be cool? I kinda
don't like bathrooms...so restrictive, right?"
#Post#: 7004--------------------------------------------------
Re: NCSA Civil War
By: Heavenly Paradise Date: August 18, 2015, 10:04 pm
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OOC: I find this extremely interesting but please no sex or rape
on the forums. That is where I draw the line. You have been
warned. No Game of Thrones, okay? Thanks.
#Post#: 7006--------------------------------------------------
Re: NCSA Civil War
By: Confederacy of Turkducken Date: August 18, 2015, 10:12 pm
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OOC: Roger WILCO
Inside...
"FUCK YOU AND YOUR CONCEPT OF CHIVALRY!" She makes a break for
the door.
Outside...
Sabal heard something, a voice, a drawl, "Hey! Identify
yourself!" He shouted.
With the Pee Man...
"Sir your making my job difficult, I'm going to take you to the
station and let you get settled out."
#Post#: 7010--------------------------------------------------
Re: NCSA Civil War
By: Columbia Confederates Date: August 18, 2015, 10:20 pm
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OOC: There wasn't gonna be any sex
Inside
"Shit!" Wales lunged at her and grabbed her hand as she grabbed
the door handle. "Listen don't try anything alright. I'm bein'
nice. And your welcome, you should be happy I didn't put a
bullet through your head with a...what's this...a
silenced...pistol? Oh, yeah not the brightest idea miss."
Vincent walks up to Wales and hands him a towel. "There you are,
not so hard, now I need you to sit down and answer a question.'
Perimeter
"Oh, uhm, hey there...officer? How're ya doin' uhm we're lookin
for our friend...he's kinda funny lookin'. Hey's uhhh, said he
had to go pee? And my name is Dale Bridges by the way. Everyone
just calls me Bridge though." Bridge waved to the officer.
Pee Guy
"Oh wow sir, thank you so much! You are the nicest northerner I
think I've ever met! Thank you!" he sarcastically muttered in an
innocent like way.
#Post#: 7012--------------------------------------------------
Re: NCSA Civil War
By: Confederacy of Turkducken Date: August 18, 2015, 10:29 pm
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Inside...
"The creep grabbed me!" She thought, "FUCK YOU GET OFF OF ME!"
She shouted in his face and struggled for freedom.
Outside...
Sabal heard the yelling, he began to add it up, foreigners
inside the palace perimeter, screaming from upstairs, armed
men..."Put the weapons down sirs!" Pointing his AUG at the men.
Pee Man...
Finally getting the man to the station, he communicated with a
police officer, "Get the Bureau of Internal Security down here
constable. Someone fucked up and we need this guy processed."
#Post#: 7026--------------------------------------------------
Re: NCSA Civil War
By: Columbia Confederates Date: August 19, 2015, 10:35 am
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Inside
"Would you shut up" Wales whispered. "We'll let you go you just
need to answer one little question, where is Governor Grant
Preston?"
Outside
"Okay, okay." Bridge said. "Drop the guns boys." They all
dropped the guns. "We're just lookin for our buddy, his name's
Pem, he's on a Turk wanted list for theft and connin', we're
here to take him in, there's like a 30,000 bounty on him, know
where he went?" Bridge lied.
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