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Naija Jokes Catalogue
DIR By: Okezie
Date: June 17, 2012, 5:41 pm
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A collections of Nigerian Jokes, just for Fun
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Re: Naija Jokes Catalogue
DIR By: Okezie
Date: June 17, 2012, 5:42 pm
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In a competitn 2 rate d best
security group in 9ja,Efcc, Army n
Police had 2 cmpete,by searching 4
a missin rat in d bush. First d efcc
startd investigatn by questionin all d
plants n animal in d bush,afta som
leads and some mnths,dey
concluded; dere ws no rat.
Secondly,d army enterd d bush n
within 2 days burnt down d bush
plus d rat,wit no appology,dey also
declared; no rat. Den d police,afta
som days in d bush, apeared wit a
badly beaten rabbit,d rabbit ws
shouting 'ok, i agree am d rat'
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Re: Naija Jokes Catalogue
DIR By: Evatest
Date: June 17, 2012, 5:59 pm
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A WARRI man traveled abroad.
He entered a Restaurant and
wanted to order chicken but he
couldn't remember what chicken is
called in English.
Luckily for him,he saw another man
on the next table with 4 eggs on his
plate..happily he calls out to the
waiter and points at the eggs on the
man's
plate."Abeg...arrange me their
mama!"
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Re: Naija Jokes Catalogue
DIR By: Evatest
Date: June 17, 2012, 6:04 pm
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An Aboki man took his
Radio for repairs. When
the Radio was opened, a Rat jumped out and ran away. The Aboki
man
shouted; "Ku tai maka mai
bada labaru zai gudu" (Help! Help! Help!) The News caster is
escaping
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Re: Naija Jokes Catalogue
DIR By: Okezie
Date: June 22, 2012, 5:27 am
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When NIGERIANS steal money, they
keep it in
SWISS BANKS, When they're sick
they go to
INDIA or GERMANY, When they
want to invest
they go to AMERICA, When they
want to buy
mansions they buy in LONDON/
CANADA. They
go to DUBAI for shopping, PARIS for
holidays.
They go to ISRAEL OR SAUDI
ARABIA for
prayers. But when they DIE, they
want to be
BURIED in NIGERIA. Please, help me
ask them,
is NIGERIA a CEMETERY?
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Re: Naija Jokes Catalogue
DIR By: Okezie
Date: June 22, 2012, 6:26 am
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A guy called a radio station &
said dis:
Guy: I just found a wallet, and it
contains 15000 pounds, a
master card & an identity card
that belongs to one Chief Kalu Okoro, plot 4 Park
View Estate, Ikoyi, Lagos.
Presenter: I never knew Nigeria
still have honest pple like u. So
do u want to return the wallet
now? Guy: Nooo...I dey
mad? I want to
dedicate a song to him,
please play him....MY
HELPER OOO
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Re: Naija Jokes Catalogue
DIR By: Okezie
Date: June 22, 2012, 6:47 am
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Husband comes home late at
night n quietly opens d door 2
his Bedroom.4rm under d
blanket he sees 4legs instead of
2.He reaches 4 a Baseball Bart
and starts hitting d blanket as hard as he can.Once he's
done,he goes 2 d kitchen 2 av a
drink.As he enters,he sees his
wife there,reading a
magazine."Hi Darling",she
says,"ur parents av come 2 visit us,so l let dem stay in our
bedroom.Hope u av said Hello?
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Re: Naija Jokes Catalogue
DIR By: Okezie
Date: June 22, 2012, 6:56 am
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An Igbo lady sat 2geda with
two white guys @ Golden Tulip
bar in Lagos waiting 2 be
served. The barman came over
2 take their orders. As everyone can tell... western
wines & beverages are
mostly named after their
founders.
The British guy made his order;
“Johnny Walker, single”. The American guy said
“Jack Daniels, single”.
The barman finally turned 2 d
Igbo lady & askd....and u
madam?
The lady replied “Ngozi Okafor, married
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Re: Naija Jokes Catalogue
DIR By: Okezie
Date: June 22, 2012, 7:01 am
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BIGBrotherAfrica: 3months= $
300,000;
Footballer: 1week= $300,000
Graduate: 100years= $300,000
Drug dealer: 2days= $300,000
Politician: 24hours= $300,000 ARMED ROBBERS: 10mins= $
300,000.
Choose your Career Wisely!!!
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Re: Naija Jokes Catalogue
DIR By: Okezie
Date: August 6, 2012, 8:06 am
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Dame Patience went out for
drink with some of the
top women…. Waiter brings
their bill:
Dame Patience N10,400
Ngozi Okonjo. N10,250 Dora Akunyili. N10,450
Turai Yar’adua. N10,200 Total. N41,300
She says: I will pay for
everyone else, but Total must
pay for herself because I didn’t invite her, afterall she
owns petrol stations all over
Nigeria!
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