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       This is a perfect Respons to A-Cheating ex-gf who says she deser
       ve a 2nd chance
       By: Jason Date: February 1, 2015, 1:06 pm
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       If you’ve cheated on someone you’ve pretty much given up the
       right to demand anything from your partner; especially a second
       chance. One guy decided that, instead of simply ignoring his ex,
       he would give her a fantastic tale of pain and suffering that
       should clear up any questions she had about their relationship.
       It’s not pretty, but it gets the point across quite well.
       Ex-Girlfriend: baby, we need to talk, you owe me a second
       chance.
       The guy: I remember this time when I was helping my dad with his
       gardening, we were dehydrated and worn out so we ordered some
       indian takeaway and had a few beers.......Next morning I woke up
       absolutely busting for shit.
       Ex-Girlfriend: lol
       The guy: problem was, because of the indian food it was going to
       be a ring burner and because I stil lwas dehydrated it was
       coming out hard, this wasn't going to be a pleasant shit, is
       what I'm saying..........so i sat there like ten, fifteen
       minutes, trying to push this demon turd out of me.
       Ex -Girlfriend: ummm
       The guy: suffering through the burning, this thing was topping
       out the Mohs scale, after a while I was able to snap it off but
       though the turd was gone, its memory lived on, my ***hole felt
       distended, stretched into unholy positions, and burned worst
       than Anakin Skywalker at the end of episode 3.....it was the
       rest of the day before before it felt like turning into normal,
       but you know what ?
       Ex-Girlfriend: what ?
       The guy: If I had the choice, I would go sooner find that turd,
       hold it close to me, apologize to it, reassure to it that
       everything was going to be okay, then cram it back into my
       ***hole, then give you a second chance.
       Ex-Girlfriend: wow
       The guy: So yeah, go fuck yourself.
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