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Re: weekend drunk check in
DIR By: bennyjet
Date: May 17, 2014, 2:11 am
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so apparently "hey blondie are you as stupid as you look" is not
the right thing to say to a girl infront of her boyfriend just
had to fight my way out of the bar with a bunch of ufc dudes
trying to knock me out. one dude spent the time to show me his
little fucked up cauliflour ear from fighting blah blah smd I'm
from flint bitches dont act surprised when i know how to fight
my way out of a jumping. on the plus side my shoes smell like
lemons from the summer shandy my buddy was drinking.
While I'm at it I'm gonna confess about the previous weekend as
well. I took this gnarly pink short haired girl home from the
local hipster dive where I was greeted by paddles layed out on
her coffee table as soon as i walk into her shitty ass
apartment, I literally couldnt sit for two days ive been with
strippers less crazy than this girl but she stuck her finger in
my butt as I came from her blowing me and that if youve never
experienced it is one hell of a way to blow a load.
also cocaine sheenis girl hit me up at midnight tonight trying
to fuck, but I was at the bar so fuck these hoes. going upnorth
to spend the weekend with my girl zoie and her friend danielle
(who cheated on her boyfriend with my best friend) and of course
just to make things awkward as shit her boyfriend. were all
riding up in the same car better be on my drinking game and
keeping my lips sealed.
I love 18-19 year olds yes i do
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Re: weekend drunk check in
DIR By: joemakesdrifts
Date: May 17, 2014, 11:14 am
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Your life would make an amazing movie
#Post#: 881--------------------------------------------------
Re: weekend drunk check in
DIR By: Cavi Mike
Date: May 17, 2014, 12:08 pm
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Or reality show...
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Re: weekend drunk check in
DIR By: bennyjet
Date: May 17, 2014, 12:51 pm
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Haha the movie thing has been brought up before.
I want my own show like legit with Jim jefferies, that show
fucking rules watch it
#Post#: 926--------------------------------------------------
Re: weekend drunk check in
DIR By: Cavi Mike
Date: May 26, 2014, 1:04 am
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At a gay bar rolling face and dancing with the hottest girl in
the place. Life is good. Eat sleep rave repeat
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Re: weekend drunk check in
DIR By: Cavi Mike
Date: May 26, 2014, 1:12 am
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But I'll admit she's actually just a really good friend. Still
beautiful though.
#Post#: 928--------------------------------------------------
Re: weekend drunk check in
DIR By: joemakesdrifts
Date: May 26, 2014, 1:51 am
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Wish i would have know about the fat straght single chicks that
go to gay bars, back when i was single...
(Edit) posted before seeing the pic, that girl is fine, but
theres totally straght fat girls that hang out at gay bars, and
i would have loved to get in on that action....
#Post#: 930--------------------------------------------------
Re: weekend drunk check in
DIR By: Cavi Mike
Date: May 26, 2014, 10:08 pm
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Fat chicks WANT to get hit on, they don't go to gay clubs. The
hot chicks that are tired of getting hit on go to the gay bars.
At least that's how it is around here.
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Re: weekend drunk check in
DIR By: bennyjet
Date: May 26, 2014, 10:25 pm
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I'm willing to bet the fat ones ho to gaybars too because the
gays are nice to the ugly girls
Why do you guys have so much knowledge on this subject?
Went hard this weekend bar hopping royal oak, the skirts outside
of Flint are where its at!
Met some little French Canadian broad but no penetration, she
was still a rocking time
Rolled my ankle doing ninja kicks in the Woodward median
Dent afterparty which was kinda lame tbh
Looking forward to next weekend and gridlife!
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Re: weekend drunk check in
DIR By: Cavi Mike
Date: May 27, 2014, 4:19 am
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I go to gay clubs because when I wanna hear good house music,
gay clubs are where you gotta go. And gay people don't bother
me. It's no different to me when a gay dude hits on me as when a
fat chick hits on me. Actually fat chicks are worse. Way worse.
One time this bitch went around the club trying to get me jumped
because she wouldn't leave me alone and I flipped out on her.
Never had a gay dude do that to me.
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