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Nature's law for human
By: Orange Date: March 11, 2013, 4:49 pm
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LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will
start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an
engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with
grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the
least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss your excuse you were late
for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you
really will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone
rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen
with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a
machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the
aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the
coffee is cold.
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Re: Nature's law for human
By: Extinct Date: March 11, 2013, 7:24 pm
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lmaooo!
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Re: Nature's law for human
By: KiratS555 Date: March 11, 2013, 9:13 pm
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lol
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Re: Nature's law for human
By: Superior Date: March 12, 2013, 3:02 am
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Haha wow so true.
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Re: Nature's law for human
By: KiratS555 Date: March 12, 2013, 10:18 am
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Especially the LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR is true for me as we'll
as BATH THEOREM
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