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Re: END OF SEASON TOPIC
By: burnsy mfc Date: May 15, 2013, 2:48 pm
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120 odd views . About ten replys. Wtf !!!!
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Re: END OF SEASON TOPIC
By: biggibbo Date: May 16, 2013, 3:03 pm
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Best dress sence - leeroy / jonny always lukin dappa
Worst dress sence - bolton and burns the chuckle bros
Best haircut - like burnsys randomness, wudnt ave it mesel bt
always a gud crack
Worst hair cut - hally / jacka get it shaved cos its pure skin
peeking thru
Best pre game crack - i always seem to b wit these most b4
game so anth / clucka always ave ave gud banter
Best overall crack - macca hes my nigga!
Best crack on the pitch - greys weird crack
Worst attempt on goal - quite a few bt most recent tillz fukin
sack!!
Best goal - apart frm my worldys - boltons for the feeling -
jonnys for technique
Best individual performance - 1 of moos
Most memorable moment - my goal against central for sheer team
celebration and feeling
Funniest in game moment - django getin his cock out
Most influencing player - frm a striker pov jonny, still cud b
beta if he stopd tryin b big time
Should join the times - no 1 i luv u's all
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Re: END OF SEASON TOPIC
By: old man murden Date: May 16, 2013, 3:53 pm
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Best dress sence - Bolton - love the flip flops and trackie top
combo, sexy and for all seasons
Worst dress sence - Hally and the knit wear for training I aint
having it in my team Paul's green gloves were bad enough.
Best haircut - Burnsy - His hair cuts remind me why he's a
good keeper, you need to be proper mental. Some of them make him
look like he's walked straight out of the ward. Oh and Leons
crazy side show Bob haircut.
Best overall crack - Turny, Burnsy, Sinky, Robbo ah fucking
everyone makes me laugh I think for most people the football's
not the reason they come to matches
Best crack on the pitch - Ian - love that whenever we miss Ian
will be shaking his head in disgust no matter how hard it was to
score
Best pre game crack - Dan - can't beat his naked team talks
Best crack on the pitch - Johny - Never fails to wind people up
on the pitch makes me laugh ever time someone bites
Worst attempt on goal - Fuck me! there have been some shockers I
could be here for ages naming everyone
Best goal - Johny's volley was class, Leon scored a cracker but
for sheer emotion Robbo's felt like we had just won the cup
final the way we celebrated
Best individual performance - Burnsy cup final played absolutely
brilliantly, Sinky has had some quality games too. Moo has also
had some stand out matches
Most memorable moment - Cup Final The whole experience was
immense and I want to do it again this time with no injuries.
Funniest in game moment - Robbo's - Sending off - Knowing he
had to pay £30 for saying "I'll fucking knock your block off"
class
Most influencing player - Dan, Johny - top players but could go
for Ian as well also Dotty's a big miss too.
Should join the times - Ian, the wanker, NO ONE LEAVES THIS CLUB
WITHOUT MY SAY SO!
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Re: END OF SEASON TOPIC
By: lee Date: May 17, 2013, 4:47 am
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Here we go lets have a laugh . . . .
BEST DRESS SENCE - al say Dotty cos av seen him in loadsa Leeds
clobber or moo moo cos a love a bit retro (I'm gonna buy ya a
new umbro jumper tho cos its painted on!!)
WORST DRESS SENCE - am nee Gok Wan but av seen some shockers for
this 1! Does Harry the Egg count? His white linen trousers are
absolutely awful like with his white admiral t-shirt!! Sorry
Hally that granda cardy and ya black nike air max sneakers
nearly made me hoy up as well!
BEST HAIR CUT - We've all got awful hair a reckon to be fair. So
its gotta be more like the least worst hair cut...al gan for
Jonny's Dad's dog its canny neat!or Grey and Paul cos they've
both still got a canny head of hair for 2 veterans!
BEST OVERALL CRACK - The Riddler till he got knifed haha nah
loads of the lads really its hard to pick someone out! (few of
ya's have got nee crack, **** crack and awful crack but so its
areet)
BEST CRACK ON THE PITCH - Sinkkkkkkky!!! just gans leet all the
time and shouts loads a mad stuff that a cant understand like
the start of a slipknot song or summit! ha ha
BEST PRE GAME CRACK - Dans team talks haha crazy animal!! and me
and moo moo sitting staring at everyone when Dan's picking the
team haha albino!!!
WORST ATTEMPT ON GOAL - think everyones had a wild 1 somewhere
along the line! lets blame the bobbly pitches tho eh? but al say
Boltons pen that killed us cos that was still and certainly not
bobbling ha cheers mate well done!!
BEST GOAL - gotta be Jonny's shin roller!! haha aye that volley
was a beauty! (helped that the pass was inch perfect and reet on
his toe end)
BEST INDIVIDUAL PERFORMANCE - Rambo in training cos he always
has more touches of the ball then everyone else and never gives
away possession and if he was skinny he'd be git good looking
and fit as well hes like the Mallard's Xavi really when a think
about it!
MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT - Bolton!!! the 5-5 equaliser honest a
nearly cried with emotion!!
MOST INFLUENCING PLAYER - few that spring to mind but has to be
Jonny for his goals and some of his performances as the lone
striker!
FUNNIEST IN GAME MOMENT - Moo Moo skitzing out when he was still
high as a kite cos there was 2 balls on the pitch at Hordon haha
or asking big D to get his bat out again cos he'd missed it in
the home game ha
SHOULD JOIN THE TIMES - Macca! nee reason really just gan mate
will ya!
LONGEST IN THE SHOWER - THE FRANKFURTER!!! (if ya dont get this
1 its cos ya black and dint get weshed!) and av seen it more
times than my arn this week on snap chat!
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Re: END OF SEASON TOPIC
By: jacka Date: May 17, 2013, 3:40 pm
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Best dress sence
MOOOOOOOOOO has to be the great white and his retro umbro gear
Worst dress sence
Leon time after time hat after hat, nothing more needs to be
said haha
Best haircut
robbo just because he has more than most of us
Worst hair cut
me,hally,andy,turny,macca,lee the list of eggs will be unreal in
a couple of years
Best pre game crack
YOU AIN'T GOING NOWHERE BOY. Dan making ben feel at home from
the off is a highlight
Best overall crack
Lee, some of his comebacks and one liners are top draw
Best crack on the pitch
Ian, No matter how well or how bad anyone does at any point
there is never any praise or negativity just expectance of
something going wrong
Worst attempt on goal
because it was the most recent Tills
Best goal
Johnny's volley has to take this one
Best individual performance
Johnny and Dan have chipped in with some key performances in big
prem games but i will go with moo and his hatrick for no other
reason than the feel good factor and the fact he said he was
waiting till the last game to score
Most memorable moment
Last minute winner that kickstarted a run of unbeaten games. But
on a selfish note the 5-1 prem game because it was my first
goals for the team :D
Funniest in game moment
Sergio the other week "I know it's a trick" quality crack from
the little turk
Most influencing player
i don't even want to say it because praising him always leaves
me feeling dirty but you can't deny grey stands out and always
leads by example like a good captain should
Should join the times.
robbo.. not that he should really but the post burns put up
makes me think you are getting raped at wakey so might be best
to leave before u end up on a fetish website haha
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Re: END OF SEASON TOPIC
By: Robson3022 Date: May 17, 2013, 4:08 pm
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It's a brave man who goes near my arse. I'm not scared like ill
be holding all punters money until my safety is garunteed. 3
votes for me to go to the times I might go
You'd all be gutted biatches!!!
Techno techno techno!
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Re: END OF SEASON TOPIC
By: burnsy mfc Date: May 17, 2013, 6:51 pm
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i am brave and u will pay me..
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Re: END OF SEASON TOPIC
By: Kalou Date: May 18, 2013, 10:17 am
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here we go.....
Best dress sense : got to be moo or ellese elliott.
Worst dress sense : jeans and sandals with MASSIVE blisters on
ya feet = not sexy Mr Bolton.
Best haircut : hahahahah certainly not me, I like Lee's 4 on
the sides and top and pretend am not goin bald ;)
Worst hair cut : EGG
Best pre game crack : theres a load of good lads in the side
so don't think a could pick one for the crack questions.
Best overall crack : theres been some mint banter dished out
this season, hard to pick a winner.
Best crack on the pitch: moo 'ew is there two balls on the
pitch or am a tripping out'
Worst attempt on goal : Tilla's been deadly infront of goal the
past few games ;)
Best goal : Jonny vs the Moon was a worldie in terms of tekkers
but I'll always like Dan's v Central last kick of the game GET
IN
Best individual performance : Loads of contenders here, can't
pick one of the top of my head.
Most memorable moment : robson v wingate, dan v central,
another cup final? loads and loads :D
Funniest in game moment : moo still off his tits tripping out
on the sideline hahahah
Most influencing player : Jonny was well missed when he didnt
play.
Should join the times. Harry The Egg
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