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#Post#: 4899--------------------------------------------------
End of Year awards
By: Paul Mac Date: December 3, 2012, 4:42 am
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Last few weeks of 2012, let's try and get a bit crack on here
seeing as we probably won't get a game for a while.
Lets have you're votes for 2012 Mallard FC End of Year awards:
Scariest player
Hardest Tackle
Biggest fairy
Worst haircut
Best crack
Worst crack
Best dress sense
Worst dress sense
100 percent player
Best finisher
Worst finisher
Funniest moment
Best moment of the year
Match of the year
Goal of the year
Best player
Should join the Times.
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Re: End of Year awards
By: AndyR Date: December 3, 2012, 11:39 am
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Scariest player-burnsey
Hardest Tackle-Zander
Biggest fairy-matty
Worst haircut-hally
Best crack-turny or lee both immense crack
Worst crack-kev
Best dress sense-lee and his sergio ramos number
Worst dress sense- macca 2stripe
100 percent player- ill say me on this one
Best finisher- dan or jonny
Worst finisher- paul 'lean back' mac
Funniest moment- pass
Best moment of the year- pass
Match of the year - even though we got beat i loved the
gateshead game
Goal of the year- my header against hordon ha. Simply cos i cnt
think of any others lol
Best player- i would say lee for consistancy
Should join the Times.- ooo harsh one paul ha so ill say paul
mac for creating the topic ha
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Re: End of Year awards
By: Kev Mc Date: December 3, 2012, 12:50 pm
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Scariest player - Burnsy is a mad man.
Hardest Tackle - Dan
Biggest fairy - Matty gets away with this after his tackle a few
weeks back.
Worst haircut - Robbo
Best crack - Macca
Worst crack - I wasn't gonna say Andy til he said me so piss of
ya shit crack cunt.
Best dress sense - Dan but let himsel down with the body
warmer/leg warmer combo.
Worst dress sense - Burnsy if he still owns that Halo hoody.
100 percent player - Anth Martin.
Best finisher - Jonny
Worst finisher - Anth Martin's finishing is...unorthodox.
Funniest moment - Lee smashing that light at Peterlee is the
only funny thing I remember.
Best moment of the year - Getting to the cup final.
Match of the year - Smashing that Prem team in the cup.
Goal of the year - Leon's against Peterlee was canny.
Best player - Sinky
Should join the Times - Fuck off Andy.
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Re: End of Year awards
By: Kalou Date: December 3, 2012, 1:42 pm
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Scariest player : hmm, gotta go with Burnsy just for the crack
he comes out with, wouldn't wanna bump into him behind the esso
on a friday neet.
Hardest Tackle : Lee in the shower after a game (semi on!!)
Biggest fairy : Don't think we've got one but Matty's imaginary
card waving wins him this hahah
Worst haircut : My Mullet must be up there!
Best crack: James 'sorry bob we werent there' McClardy
Worst crack: Anyone who hasnt been to the mallard for a beer
after a game.
Best dress sense: Moo and his unbelievable old school retro
umbro jumper!
Worst dress sense: Halo hoodies, Two stripe trackies and mingin
t-shirts. We kno who you are ;)
100 percent player: Anth Martin/Andy Readymarcher and Jonny
Roberts all put in a shift.
Best finisher : Dan, Jonny, and Matty isn't too shabby either.
Worst finisher: Everyone else in the team hahaha
Funniest moment: Can't really think of one off the top of my
head.
Best moment of the year: 1-0 win at Peterlee Central in the last
seconds was one of my personal favourites.
Match of the year: Cup Final for me. Did ourselves proud boys,
one further this season ;)
Goal of the year: Hard to pick one, enjoyed quite a few this
year but Macca's equaliser in the final, wasn't pretty but it
felt greaat!
Best player: Moo.. SOLID.
Should join the Times. BASHY
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Re: End of Year awards
By: Paul Mac Date: December 4, 2012, 3:27 am
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Scariest player
Dan ' nothing silly today lads' Gibson - A second later top
ripped off and the ref is in a headlock
Hardest Tackle
Dan - Roid power :)
Biggest fairy
Sorry but has to be Matty although Kev is not far behind
Worst haircut
Not for just one but Burns has had a few
Best crack
Turny all day long
Worst crack
Azza- I don't play football to make friends
Best dress sense
Lee or Me :)
Worst dress sense
Macca is the easy choice but Leon must be colour blind some of
the things he wears
100 percent player
Gray + Jacka
Best finisher
Dan or Jonny
Worst finisher
Have to go with me as I put a ball on the roof
Funniest moment
Naked pile on in Wakefield
Best moment of the year
Last minute equaliser in the Cup Final
Match of the year
Gateshead - It had everything apart from the win - Gray and
Robson it's your fault ;)
Goal of the year
Not sure who it was against but Grays volley last season
Best player
For impact i'm going with Jonny
Should join the Times.
Nobody should suffer that pain
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Re: End of Year awards
By: burnsy mfc Date: December 4, 2012, 3:24 pm
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Scariest player ... cant think of anyone scary,
Hardest Tackle ... gibsons got a crunching tackle
Biggest fairy ... kev can be a bit shy on the tackle like
Worst haircut ... hallys for me like, a barbers nightmare
Best crack ... anyone but robson
Worst crack ... robson
Best dress sense ... leon, flashy glasses and crazy hats...
Worst dress sense ... grey and his school trousers for me
like
100 percent player ... matty for me, never gets many starts
but always there, putting it in.
Best finisher ... jonny at the minute like
Worst finisher ... paul raiche carter rooftop mac
Funniest moment ... the calmness of the strike against my
bar, cant remember who against.
Best moment of the year ... the moon finally losing a player
for a nasty tackle on me, about fucking time
Match of the year ... i like the last minute goal
against peterlee. good tight game
Goal of the year ... leons strike the other
week was a cracker
Best player ... defence as a unit
Should join the Times. ... nobody,
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Re: End of Year awards
By: Leon Date: December 5, 2012, 1:59 pm
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Scariest player - Jacka or Dan - jacka's tiny but when hes
running up ya backside he's certainly not there to tickle it!
Hardest Tackle - has to be the big man
Biggest fairy - the moths - there in the air for a reason saying
that Sinky has wings of steel
Worst haircut - anyone with short back and sides
Best crack -my fellow companions Mesh and Turny
Worst crack - everyone who doesnt come back to the duck
Best dress sense - Moooooooooo!
Worst dress sense - BOLTOOOONNNNNNNNNNN!
100 percent player - Anth Martinoooo
Best finisher - Macca or Jonny
Worst finisher - has to be Paul McSkied
Funniest moment - Lee smashing the light Feat. Sinky on the bog
Best moment of the year - has to be the final man i enjoyed
every single second of it
Match of the year - final again
Goal of the year - Macca's in the final although i enjoyed my
goal a few weeks back
Best player - toss up between Moo, Sinky and Jonny all done very
well
Should join the Times - Macca has to be in the poll now the
injured fuck
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