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#Post#: 4102--------------------------------------------------
team mates
DIR By: burnsy mfc
Date: July 15, 2012, 3:31 pm
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fill in the players that fit the bill,, lets try and have more
than 2 replys tho eh.
scariest player
hardest challenger
biggest fairy
worst haircut
worst crack
funniest run style
best pre game crack
best dress sence
worst dress sence
100 percent player
best finisher
worst finisher
smuggest player
best newcomer
should join the times.
#Post#: 4103--------------------------------------------------
Re: team mates
DIR By: Matty Metcalfe
Date: July 15, 2012, 4:05 pm
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scariest player - Burnsy
hardest challenger - Dan
biggest fairy - probly going to have to say me with my
imaginary cards
worst haircut - dans mexi combover
worst crack - Bash
funniest run style - nee idea on that one
best pre game crack - Gotta be Dan 'YOU AIN'T GOIN NOWHERE'
best dress sense - Anth rockin up in suits n that
worst dress sence - Gibbo and his fucking vests. as for the mid
presentation night change of t shirt. my word.
100 percent player - Andy for me, full of graft that lad.
best finisher - Dan
worst finisher - sorry jacka but it's going to have to be you
smuggest player - gray the cunt. Or hally.
best newcomer - Elvsey
should join the times - Bash
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Re: team mates
DIR By: Anth macy dees martin
Date: July 15, 2012, 4:13 pm
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scariest player..... i'l hav to say burnsey, i'd hate to meet
him in a dark alley with his cock in hand.
hardest challenger..... probs have to say zander he loves a
50/50
biggest fairy..... matty mothball no doubt
worst haircut..... jonjo elvesy's chemo cut, but i guess thats
not by choice lol
worst crack..... me??? na fuk that theres more boring cuunts
than me
funniest run style luuuuuddddoooo! the sexy foreign beast
best pre game crack..... rambo with his sex stories or gibbo "
THE HUNTER" flexin his pecs for no reason
best dress sence
worst dress sence ..... rambo's tracky and flip flop combo
100 percent player ..... ME (of course i'v gotta say that)
best finisher ..... "THE HUNTER" stats dont lie
worst finishers ..... anyone who classes themselves as an
attacker/forward
smuggest player...... dont think anyone has earned this yet, few
headin that way mr robinson??? lol
best newcomer .....
should join the times.....
DON'T HATE ME
YOLO XXXX
#Post#: 4105--------------------------------------------------
Re: team mates
DIR By: AndyR
Date: July 15, 2012, 4:22 pm
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Cheers matty,that was a good one to get mate lol.
Ill give it a go then lol
scariest player - Burnzy for me ill agree with matty lol
hardest challenger - Ill go for zander,like a brick wall that
kid
biggest fairy - Ill say paul.For a centre midfielder i dont
think ive seen a nice 50/50 challenge from him ever lol
worst haircut - Id have to say hallys homawk ( opposite to a
mohawk,long around sides nowt down the middle) :)
worst crack - Bash
funniest run style - Jacka.his arms dont move lol
best pre game crack - Gotta be Turny with his cock out lalalala
lalalala! lol
best dress sense - Gibbo rocking everything from vests to
gangsta caps.loves it that lad lol
worst dress sence - Robbo,i think he gets his gear from the lost
and found at school
100 percent player - Robbo for me. lost alot of weight and
thats down to him giving his all.
best finisher - Dan,but matty can strike a ball a bit like as
he showed in various training sessions.
worst finisher - I will agree with Matty,sorry jacka lol
smuggest player -Hally or Johnny.Both smug fuckers,exept johnny
twists more lol
best newcomer - Elvsey
should join the times - Bash
#Post#: 4106--------------------------------------------------
Re: team mates
DIR By: Kev Mc
Date: July 15, 2012, 4:37 pm
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scariest player - Burnsy, just for his war cries.
hardest challenger - Gray.
biggest fairy - Zander ;)
worst haircut - Elvesy's got nee hair so he gets this by
default!
worst crack - Bash
funniest run style - Dunno about this.
best pre game crack - Dan/Burnsy
best dress sense - Dinnar but Dan loves a shirt change.
worst dress sence - Gray rocks the teacher attire.
100 percent player - Jacka.
best finisher - Dan, but Hally's up there as well.
worst finisher - There's a few to be fair. (Jacka tell them to
fuck off at least you get in the positions ;))
smuggest player - Hally by a mile.
best newcomer - Can Anth Moo still be classed as one?
should join the times - Nee one.
#Post#: 4107--------------------------------------------------
Re: team mates
DIR By: AndyR
Date: July 16, 2012, 4:26 am
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Why doesnt robson or paul write much on here anymore! They used
to love it!
#Post#: 4108--------------------------------------------------
Re: team mates
DIR By: jacka
Date: July 16, 2012, 4:47 am
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scariest player - Bursny hands down
hardest challenger - gray, dan , zander theres a few that like
a good challenge
biggest fairy - matty and his fake cards he likes to show
worst haircut - elvsey for the obvious reason or any of us with
the receding hairline
worst crack - does bash still count?
funniest run style - apparently i run like someone of mario so
me
best pre game crack - everyones got good crack before the game
but wouldnt be the same without dans team talks
best dress sence - based on the presentation night none of us
ha
worst dress sence - gray and his teacher clothes
100 percent player - that would be me right ??? ha
best finisher - how many did dan score last season.. including
the ones from cb i think that speaks for itself lol
worst finisher - not me im just unlucky infront of goal, i am
going to say andy or matty because they said me, also dotty
missed two open goals from a couple of yards last year... just
saying thats all ;)
smuggest player - martin hall ha backs it up with the assists
last year though
best newcomer - moo moo or johnny if they still count as new?
should join the times - everyone who pisses me off by doing
stupid stuff instead off simple things
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Re: team mates
DIR By: Hally-MFC
Date: July 16, 2012, 5:59 am
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scariest player Burnsy no questions asked
hardest challenger Dan, Iv seen some decent challenges of
late...
biggest fairy Matty sorry mate but stop been a twat with them
cards !!
worst haircut elvesy I think him joining the team has made a
lot of us going bald feel much better
worst crack Andy, Iv heard him come out with some terrible
crack lately but after that daft homawk comment..
funniest run style Jacka, sorry mate possibly just cos your
short though :/
best pre game crack Dan / Macca.. Macca with his night before
stories nailing some 14 year old down the dene and dans just
dan lol
best dress sence dunno really...
worst dress sence Robbo..
100 percent player.. Robbo again hes lost **** loads of weight
since he first started, or jacka just for the fact he broke his
leg getting amongst it for the team!
best finisher.. Stats dont lie
worst finisher.. Im going anth martin, stick to getting the ball
hit of you and not hitting the ball thats your best option mate!
smuggest player.. **** you all stats dont lie so I can be as
smug as I want as long as I have the stats to prove it.. But
since im not going to admit it im going Johnny.. stop being a
complete twat and have a few days off!
best newcomer Clukker.. since hes joined hes looked decent and
had a few good games. ( sorry elvesy since you can play on the
wing i see you as a threat so ill be giving you as little praise
as possible ha...
should join the times... erm.. theres a few for different
reasons but ill go andy... nah mate im just been a twat erm..
bash,russ,rossi take your pick lol
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Re: team mates
DIR By: Robson3022
Date: July 16, 2012, 7:39 am
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scariest player Burnsy Im just pleased he's trapped in goal!!
hardest challenger Sinky doesnt mess about for a little lad
neither does Jakka although he has soft bones!!!
biggest fairy Got to be Matty hands down!
worst haircut In theory Elvsey has no hair cut hes just bald
so cant count for this. Ill go with Hally and Andy as there
rapidly retreating hair lines freak me out.
worst crack Jakkas claiming for everything is stinking at
times. I fact its nothing short of embarrasing to bee honest!!!
funniest run style What kind of catogries this !!! Ill go with
Rossi and his running through mud.
best pre game crack Burnseys wheres Ben gone at the end of
last season means he has to win for me!!
best dress sence Obviously me
worst dress sence Dan again
100 percent player.. Macca...sometimes he's rough..really rough
but always puts 100% in all of the time training and in games.
best finisher.. I think Kev strikes a ball really well but its
got to be Gibson
worst finisher.. pretty hard to say but for thes sitters id
forgot about Dotty can take this acolade.
smuggest player.. Smuggest erm theres knowbody lets you know
when theyve done something right quite like Grey does!!
Best newcomer Not sure who would be included but all the lads
who have joined of late are spot on and get involved with the
crack!
should join the times... Jakka, Paul Mac, Grey, Elvsey and Anth
Martin in fact Dan if he wants to play CM. :)
#Post#: 4115--------------------------------------------------
Re: team mates
DIR By: burnsy mfc
Date: July 16, 2012, 2:01 pm
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scariest player -- jacka cos he
brings that guard dog with him !!
hardest challenger -- gotta go to zander
biggest fairy -- bash for me,
with his frame he should be able to make a car bottle it and
swerve
out of the way
worst haircut -- greys, its just
too normal and boring, infact iv never seen his hair any
different,
worst crack -- cluedo, decent
storys but the french translation is awfull
funniest run style -- jacka, runs like
hes been tied up, and escaped fritzel !!!
best pre game crack -- robbos perked up
lately
best dress sence -- clucker, always
got the lfc shirt on, ha
worst dress sence --grey and his ski
trousers
100 percent player -- anth martin, no
ability yet passion is there
best finisher -- shot to goals
ratio at the minute probs johnny, but dans been quality
worst finisher -- gotta be paul,
top corner side spin, cricket ground bound mac,
( shot
to goals ratio, sorry mate, itl improve this year)
smuggest player -- gotta be hally,
just gotta face u wanna stick in a vice, ha
best newcomer -- gotta be a pair
for me, moo moo and johnny. or singular, clucker
should join the times. -- i thought andy
already did :p
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