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#Post#: 2046--------------------------------------------------
-- TEAM MATES 2 --
DIR By: burnsy mfc
Date: August 24, 2011, 12:36 pm
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;D NEW SIGNINGS, NEW TEAM MATES ;D
Same as last year, pick who you think fits the bill for the
questions asked .. . . .
.. Best crack --
.. Worst crack --
.. Best dress sence --
.. Worst dress sence --
.. most intelligent football player --
.. least intelligent --
.. best trainer --
.. worst trainer --
.. fastest player --
.. slowest player --
.. best signing since start --
.. best team motivitor --
.. worst team motivator --
.. best for pr- game crack in dressing room --
give a reason why
;D Peace ;D
#Post#: 2048--------------------------------------------------
Re: -- TEAM MATES 2 --
DIR By: Kev Mc
Date: August 24, 2011, 2:41 pm
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.. Best crack -- All good lads, cannot pick one.
.. Worst crack -- Does Bash still count?
.. Best dress sence -- Tilla's always rockin a Sunderland shirt.
Good lad ;)
.. Worst dress sence -- Bet everyone griefs Macca's lack of a
3rd stripe so I'm going for that ;)
.. most intelligent football player -- Gray the veteran.
.. least intelligent -- Bash and his touchline tactics. A joy to
behold.
.. best trainer -- No one really stands out but I'll say Paul.
.. worst trainer -- Chrissy T. Cos he's never there!
.. fastest player -- Warren.
.. slowest player -- Rossi or Robbo?
.. best signing since start -- This season? Close between Ian
and Dotty. I'll say Ian.
.. best team motivitor -- Gray and Ian are big voices.
.. worst team motivator -- Don't think there is any.
.. best for pr- game crack in dressing room - Burnsy's always
good crack before a game and Dan's up there as well.
#Post#: 2049--------------------------------------------------
Re: -- TEAM MATES 2 --
DIR By: Matty Metcalfe
Date: August 24, 2011, 2:50 pm
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.. Best crack --
Hard to pick just one, all funny lads like.
.. Worst crack --
Burnsy(not because it's bad, it's just sick as fuck haha)
.. Best dress sense --
Leon(for comedy value) Dan for looking like fuckin Fred Durst
every match day haha.
.. Worst dress sense --
Macca with his two stripes.
.. most intelligent football player --
Grays a teacher so maybe him? Failing that i'll hoy my hat in
the ring like. On the pitch intelligence Paul always sees every
Hollywood pass that could look amazing, which sometimes are hard
to spot so I'll say him too.
.. least intelligent --
Bash
.. best trainer --
Jacka is always 100% effort so I'll say him
.. worst trainer --
Bash he's never there haha
.. fastest player --
Kev 'Roidy' Mcghin when he isn't injured
.. slowest player --
Russ or Robson not seen him that much so hard to judge
.. best signing since start --
Paul on his day. Out of the new lads Ian.
.. best team motivitor --
Burnsy for shouting encouragement all the way from his net, and
Ian is a big voice like.
.. worst team motivator --
Can't say there's a person who is a bad motivator.
.. best for pr- game crack in dressing room --
Dan Burnsy and Jacka.
#Post#: 2051--------------------------------------------------
Re: -- TEAM MATES 2 --
DIR By: burnsy mfc
Date: August 24, 2011, 4:02 pm
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==== forgot to do mine lol... kev , its since the mallard team
started, and im unsure wether or not bash is still signed, so
hes un-available to add into this. ;D
.. Best crack -- gray, hes a teacher and
easy to take this piss out ov
.. Worst crack -- russaldo takes the crown of
lil ross so far this season, get them both together thats a
proper snore fest !!
.. Best dress sence -- dan, for some reason thinks
hes american with that dodjy hat, and from the cast of
flashdance
with those head
bands and vest tops.
.. Worst dress sence -- macca,.. rockin them 2
stripes, or me in my painted trainers ,
.. most intelligent football player -- gray, no question.
.. least intelligent -- russaldo, like a
dizzy sheep, in a sand pitt, lost as f**k
.. best trainer -- paul mac, tries his
best.
.. worst trainer -- leon, just wants to
foooooool around like a kid at disneyland .
.. fastest player -- kev my knee has gone
mcghin
.. slowest player -- russaldo , runs like a
horse with broken legs !!
.. best signing since start -- gray, defence, midfield
or uptop, hundred percent veteran
.. best team motivitor -- at the minute, robson is
very good at it
.. worst team motivator -- the noisey lads who just
like shouting obsenities , oh thats me
.. best for pr- game crack in dressing room -- robsons
got quiet a sence of humour, i mean look at his hair, how funny
8)
#Post#: 2052--------------------------------------------------
Re: -- TEAM MATES 2 --
DIR By: AndyR
Date: August 25, 2011, 7:55 am
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Best crack -- Burzy by far,never fails to
make me laugh with some of the things he comes out with.
.. Worst crack -- Rossi's 'crack' last season
was terrible and its even worse this season (no pun intended
;D)
.. Best dress sence -- Dan G-Looks like The Big Show
wearing John Cenas Gear lol
.. Worst dress sence -- Macca or Leon ,turning up in
multi coloured hats and that lol
.. most intelligent football player -- Lee elliott
.. least intelligent -- Russaldo
.. best trainer -- Anth Maccy Dees,hes
like a fucking ethiopian runner! lol
.. worst trainer -- Leon or Chrissy t,Never
there
.. fastest player -- Kev (Your just a white
Theo Walcott) Mcgin,or Craig (Snapper) Warren
.. slowest player -- Russ,Rossi and Robbo.Need
to have a race to find out :)
.. best signing since start -- Dotty and Ian,Both been
outstanding signings.
.. best team motivitor -- Burzy for me always seems
to have some advise and is always encouriging
.. worst team motivator -- Tilla,just hates everyone
and everything lol
.. best for pr- game crack in dressing room -- Burzy and
Gibbo always centre of attention lol
#Post#: 2053--------------------------------------------------
Re: -- TEAM MATES 2 --
DIR By: warren_zohan
Date: August 25, 2011, 9:45 am
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.. Best crack -- Damen for turning up off his lips half the
times or Burnzy fog horn from the goals burnz for entertainment
purposes lol
.. Worst crack -- Russaldo got to be for the simple fact he says
"hi" then "bye" everytime i see him and thats it lol
.. Best dress sence -- Gotta be Dan "i look and feel like a male
shania twain" Gibbo gibson
.. Worst dress sence -- Macca everytime for his jd fashions 2
stripe
.. most intelligent football player -- I would go for grey bcos
he knows what needs to be done, but his little old legs cant get
him there lol
.. least intelligent -- Burnzy " il dive in head first for a
ball" burnz not sure if its lack of intelligence or insanity lol
but il give him this one haha
.. best trainer -- Tilla when hes not injured cos you can see
how much he wants it and what he will do to get there
.. worst trainer -- Leon haha dawdling about playing prankster
all the time lol gud crack though haha
.. fastest player -- Kev when he decides to use it instead of
constantly been in a huff with himself lol haha ;)
.. slowest player -- Rossy "treacle tart" rossmeister he looks
like hes running so fast then you realise the linesman has beat
him to the ball :/
.. best signing since start -- From what i seen of him upfront
against ashdown its gonna be dotty for me like good grafter
aswell
.. best team motivitor -- Burnzy gets my vote here aswell for
his foghorn voice from inbetween the sticks lol
.. worst team motivator -- Leon for shouting lorik sarny at is
from the sideline i cant concentrate after that im in kinks lol
.. best for pr- game crack in dressing room -- Depends who the
most hungover is to be honest im still not sure what to think of
gibbo's topless team talks aswell haha
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Re: -- TEAM MATES 2 --
DIR By: zander
Date: August 26, 2011, 6:39 am
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.. Best crack -- damen, leon nd the bull. just wouldnt be the
same without them
.. Worst crack -- still gotta be russy. in desperate need of a
friend ;)
.. Best dress sence -- gibbo does seem to scrub up well although
seems to wear less nd less on a sunday!
.. Worst dress sence -- sorry macca but primarni is NOT cool nd
anth get some different jeans!
.. most intelligent football player -- gotta be grey. no need
for a reason
.. least intelligent -- jacka. runs around laughing at anything
nd everything
.. best trainer -- would have to say grey. puts it in no matter
what
.. worst trainer -- kev moany mghin haha. ball to feet or get
fuck all from him other than a load of abuse
.. fastest player -- gibbo can move but ad like to see a race
between the lads. sort it out once and for all
.. slowest player -- rossi . no matter what he does he cant move
.. best signing since start -- havent seen much of the newer
lads but ian is lookin canny solid
.. best team motivitor -- burnzy coz hes a crazy bastard
.. worst team motivator -- whole of the sideline haha. cant just
name 1
.. best for pr- game crack in dressing room -- depends whose
awake. gibbos crazy team talks. robbos constant bed hair?? or
burnzy talkin a load of shite
#Post#: 2067--------------------------------------------------
Re: -- TEAM MATES 2 --
DIR By: burnsy mfc
Date: August 27, 2011, 4:50 am
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.. warren i think its kind of insanity lol,, wouldnt say its
lacking intelligence :o f****R !!
.. nice to see 5 lads responded, but considering its a squad of
20 + i expect more,
so EVERYBODY HAVE A GO, that includes the new lads and the
veterans !!!!!
#Post#: 2070--------------------------------------------------
Re: -- TEAM MATES 2 --
DIR By: Paul Mac
Date: August 27, 2011, 5:28 am
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.. Best crack -- Close call between Burnsy and Turnbull
.. Worst crack -- Russ - He must have a massive cock cos I can't
see what else his missus sees in him ;)
.. Best dress sense -- Lee or me :)
.. Worst dress sense -- Sorry Macca although when Gibson dresses
like a 12 year old American kid he runs you very close
.. most intelligent football player -- Gray or Lee for reading
the game and If its ok to vote for yourself then I 'll say me
aswell
.. least intelligent -- Anth
.. best trainer -- Anth
.. worst trainer -- leon if he can't be arsed but generally
everybody puts a good shift in
.. fastest player -- Gotta be Kev
.. slowest player -- Russ hands down
.. best signing since start -- Gray
.. best team motivator -- Gray or Ian more recently
.. worst team motivator -- Gibson if he starts to rant( you
wanted me to be honest :) and sometimes Warren lets his
frustration out
.. best for pre- game crack in dressing room -- I've heard Rossi
has the best crack in Seaham as well as coke, pills and Pot :)
#Post#: 2071--------------------------------------------------
Re: -- TEAM MATES 2 --
DIR By: AndyR
Date: August 27, 2011, 5:37 am
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.. best for pre- game crack in dressing room -- I've heard Rossi
has the best crack in Seaham as well as coke, pills and Pot
:)............... Hahahahah class crack paul! Lol
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