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Re: mallard chants and players songs
By: jacka Date: February 18, 2011, 6:30 am
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we are the mallard
the mighty mallard
were always happy
and we have gray
we'll show the crows up
and we'll do it when we play on sunday
sung to you are my sunshine :)
#Post#: 415--------------------------------------------------
Re: mallard chants and players songs
By: warren_zohan Date: February 18, 2011, 12:32 pm
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[quote author=jacka link=topic=20.msg381#msg381 date=1298030847]
his name is warren and he'l snap u if he can
he's got some crazy legs and we call him the zohan
sung to her name is rio
[/quote]
haha uv got me singing that fucking song now lol
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Re: mallard chants and players songs
By: burnsy mfc Date: February 19, 2011, 12:44 pm
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A SONG FOR RUSSALDO !!!!! ;D
russaldo is annonymus,
with his shit crack and his jokes,
cant even take his trackies off let alone score a goal,
dunno wat the crack is, is he here just for a laugh ?
or is it to show his silky skills which to be fair are really
gash !
dont take this 2 heart mate, its really just your name,
we dont really take the piss out of you, or your football game,
its really just a shame for you, it rhymes with everything,
i hope you dont take it too hard about the things we sing,
i really like your passing game, and the shots you ping,
i seen one you shot at bash and thaught that it would sting,
to be fair i may have lied a bit, it just say made the goal,
your name hypes you up 2 much, why the fuck russaldo !!
just plain russ would have done, its really not that bad,
its not quiet brazilian, but theres worse you could have had,
i guess you may regret it,or the fact you could be sad !!
i dnt really give a fuck , im heartless and im bad.
u may think im a bastard, or maybe im a cunt,
or maybe im a twat 2 u, or sometimes far too blunt,
this isnt really nasty, this isnt a bully joke,
i just like to sing songs for people who are called
RUSSALDO
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Re: mallard chants and players songs
By: biggibbo Date: February 19, 2011, 12:54 pm
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[quote author=burnsy mfc link=topic=20.msg526#msg526
date=1298141063]
A SONG FOR RUSSALDO !!!!! ;D
russaldo is annonymus,
with his shit crack and his jokes,
cant even take his trackies off let alone score a goal,
dunno wat the crack is, is he here just for a laugh ?
or is it to show his silky skills which to be fair are really
gash !
dont take this 2 heart mate, its really just your name,
we dont really take the piss out of you, or your football game,
its really just a shame for you, it rhymes with everything,
i hope you dont take it too hard about the things we sing,
i really like your passing game, and the shots you ping,
i seen one you shot at bash and thaught that it would sting,
to be fair i may have lied a bit, it just say made the goal,
your name hypes you up 2 much, why the fuck russaldo !!
just plain russ would have done, its really not that bad,
its not quiet brazilian, but theres worse you could have had,
i guess you may regret it,or the fact you could be sad !!
i dnt really give a fuck , im heartless and im bad.
u may think im a bastard, or maybe im a cunt,
or maybe im a twat 2 u, or sometimes far too blunt,
this isnt really nasty, this isnt a bully joke,
i just like to sing songs for people who are called
RUSSALDO
[/quote]
u bin thnkin of that for over a week, nearly a symphony there ya
acorn luvin mo fo ha
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Re: mallard chants and players songs
By: DANE Date: February 19, 2011, 1:03 pm
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Burnzy, singer/song writer. Mallard jester ha.
#Post#: 541--------------------------------------------------
Re: mallard chants and players songs
By: burnsy mfc Date: February 19, 2011, 1:18 pm
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A SONG FOR PAUL MAC
cant believe wat i seen, on the net the other day,
it wasnt bash high on hash or grey looking gay,
wasnt tills in a frock or andy r sucking cock.
was infact a fat paul mac, no wonder he cant play.
i wonder really what it was, what made him lose that weight,
its done him the world of good, he now looks really great,
bet he misses fatty foods , up upon his plate,
greasy burgers, pie and peas , and 50 ounces of steak.
i know that im a wanker, and a real proper shit,
and yes i now if i was on fire you wouldnt even spit,
or would you think of me, as maybe your next meal,
burning me at the steak, just listening to me squeel,
i bet you would eat it, even drink the blood,
looking at your pic you would even eat the crud.
i cant say how fat u were the past is the just the past
i suppose all of us at mallard fc are glad you joined slim
fast..
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Re: mallard chants and players songs
By: burnsy mfc Date: February 19, 2011, 1:21 pm
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no dan, just first time iv really had time to check the forum
#Post#: 547--------------------------------------------------
Re: mallard chants and players songs
By: burnsy mfc Date: February 19, 2011, 1:51 pm
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TEAM
what is there to sing about, a team like we have got,
lil ross doesnt pass and got a face like a fucked bot !!
hes really pretty boring, and i think you will agree,
its only thanks to gordon hes made it in the team.
you know im only joking, and ovcourse i only jest,
with andy r so obsesed and thinks he is the best,
Thats a simple observation, from the goal of which i stand,
turney on the sidelines with leons cock in hand,
then youv got pittila screaming at the team,
with dane looking onwards " why the fuck arent i in the team !!
"
with dan upfront with a horrible cunt,
whos got a square head its got too be said.
with a tubby gut and a gay like strutt,
im sure hallys a queer,.
i nearly forgot to mention the engine of the team,
the next david beckham, or so that he can dream,
no its not russaldo, or even chrissy t,
its poor as piss anth martin, with 2 left fucking feet,
i know i havent mentioned a few more from the team,
jacka macca and leeroy all get off scott free,
iv already made some enemys im sure you will all agree !!
i think ill leave it like this, and join a new team !!
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Re: mallard chants and players songs
By: Hally-MFC Date: February 19, 2011, 2:40 pm
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haha, i loves them chants like burnzy where do you get that shit
from?
#Post#: 573--------------------------------------------------
Re: mallard chants and players songs
By: burnsy mfc Date: February 19, 2011, 2:46 pm
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the voices in my head mate,,..
---- its one fucked up world , inside it bud ;)
------ but theres always more that i could do, but then i would
have to build bridges with offended team mates ha ha
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