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#Post#: 1821--------------------------------------------------
Re: mallard chants and players songs
DIR By: biggibbo
Date: May 16, 2011, 10:08 am
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--- Quote from: jacka link ---
>
> Cheer up Peterlee
> Oh how does it feel
> With a 5-1 defeat and
> Those retards in your team
>
> sung to sleepy jean
>
> not the best but be a waste not to make it clear just how much
we bossed it yesterday haha :D
>
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;D ;D n i c e ;D ;D
#Post#: 1823--------------------------------------------------
Re: mallard chants and players songs
DIR By: Hally-MFC
Date: May 16, 2011, 10:44 am
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Burnzy to leeroy,
leeroy to warren
warren to hally
hally, paul mc
paul mac to jacka,
jacka, to macca
macca to gibson to score 5-1
to the tune of were on the ball, again another shit one, but i
thought i would have a go ha
#Post#: 1842--------------------------------------------------
Re: mallard chants and players songs
DIR By: jacka
Date: May 28, 2011, 5:39 am
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Ohhh who stalks little kiddies and knows all there names
Old Man Murden
He grabs and then snatches and makes them play games
Old Man Murden
They scream out for help but u know he wont care
Old Man Murden
But your sure to be safe if u have pubic hair
Old Man Murden
Are you running kids
Old Man Murden, Old Man Murden, Old Man Murddddddeeeeeeennnnnnn,
To the tune of spongebob squarepants
#Post#: 2691--------------------------------------------------
Re: mallard chants and players songs
DIR By: jacka
Date: October 28, 2011, 7:21 am
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What would Robson Bolton do
If he was here right now,
He'd get the ball
And he'd play paul through,
That's what Robson Bolton'd do.
When Robson Bolton joined the mallard,
We knew he would be gold,
He had mad crack and showed us his sack,
Then told gray he was old.
When Robson Bolton was in the team,
Making his first start,
He used his magical grabbing powers,
And tore some ass apart.
So what would Robson Bolton do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd call zander a jew,
That's what Robson Bolton'd do.
Im sick of sausage and chips for tea,
of course i am little rossi.
And I just want my nose
To stop bleeding everyday (Turney)
For Dan I'll stop my twisting, too, (Kev)
Cos that's what Robson Bolton would do.
And what would Robson Bolton do,
He'd snatch all the kids in town,
And let gray fuck an ass or two
That's what Robson Bolton would do.
When Robson Bolton travelled through time
To the next game that we play,
He showed up nice and early
Just to call russaldo gay
And when Robson Bolton re-built the mallard,
He beat up everyone.
Cos Robson Bolton doesn't take shit from an-e-y-body
So lets all get together,
And play just like we can do
And we will beat the shoes soon too,
Cos that's what Robson Bolton'd do.
And we will beat the shoes soon to,
Cos that's what Robson Bolton dooooo,
That's what Robson Bolton do.
thought robbo deserved a song :D ha and watched south park last
night so just made sense
#Post#: 2727--------------------------------------------------
Re: mallard chants and players songs
DIR By: zander
Date: November 5, 2011, 4:44 pm
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Jacck av been singin a lot lately nd grey always seems to get it
so... Sorry kev hahah ...... His name is kev mghin he's alway in
the huff, I just can't get enough a just can't get enough, he'll
run for it but only now nd then, a just can't get enough, a just
can't get enough, he gets the ball he scores a goal, a just
can't seem to get enough of kev mghin!
#Post#: 3123--------------------------------------------------
Re: mallard chants and players songs
DIR By: jacka
Date: December 13, 2011, 8:40 am
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Just a Strange old man on a saturday night
Lookin for a kid he can bite
In the dark back streets no one sees him at all
They all say he's crazy
Crying children play to the beat of his heart
In changing rooms with no light
He has walked into the kids playzone
When the chancer takes the chance
He will ruin them for life
If he gets them in the night
In the ditch between will and what will be
(CHORUS)
He's a peadophile, peadophile at your door
And he's snatching like he never snatched before
He's a peadophile, peadophile at your door
And he's snatching like he never snatched before
To the song shes a maniac and i think people can guess who its
about :) haha
#Post#: 4134--------------------------------------------------
Re: mallard chants and players songs
DIR By: Robson3022
Date: July 18, 2012, 9:13 am
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Today I dont feel like doing anything,
Im not at training if Dans not there,
Ill meg someone and that is that,
Im not doing drills for that stupid t.wa.t,
Today I dont feel like doing anything,
And Im Martin Hall hoo hoo hoo hoo oooooooo
Sung to "today I dont feel like doing anything"
Ive been trying to ressurect this all day and this is my best
attempt.
Sorry Hally ha!!!
#Post#: 4170--------------------------------------------------
Re: mallard chants and players songs
DIR By: jacka
Date: July 21, 2012, 4:15 am
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Mallard FC are we
Egg lovers since the age of 3
We travel the world
Spreading HIV
Everybody's riddled with something.
Some of us want to use you
Some of us want to get used by you
Some of us want to abuse you
Some of us want to be abused.
Sang to sweet dreams are made of these
Pretty shit but thought i may aswell join in robbo ha
#Post#: 4192--------------------------------------------------
Re: mallard chants and players songs
DIR By: Robson3022
Date: July 24, 2012, 2:59 pm
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When he was young he had no sense he touched a boy for 50 pence
The only thing that boy could say
Was fuck me Grey not again today
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
nah
#Post#: 4193--------------------------------------------------
Re: mallard chants and players songs
DIR By: Robson3022
Date: July 24, 2012, 3:14 pm
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Lay where he's laying
The cards that he holds
Appealing and diving
And diving diving
Ear lobes cut open
Face is all pale
Fly with those moth wings
Those moth wings
Those moth wings
Dooooooooooont leave your windows open
And doooooooooooooooont leave your windows open
Can't see with four eyes
Let alone two
Pace with no vision
No vision
Angry with small legs
He'll snap you in two
Like a Hen with no head on
No head on no head on
And doooooooooooooont leave your open
Or theeeeeeeeyyyy will come and get yooooouuuuuuuu
Sang to "Sex on Fire" by the Kings of Leon
This is probably my best work yet!!!!!
Or I sorry lads xxxxx
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