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#Post#: 1539--------------------------------------------------
Team Mates
DIR By: jacka
Date: April 4, 2011, 7:58 am
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was watching soccer am and thought would be decent to have the
mallard version with us all having our say, its similar to dans
thing ages ago and hopefully it will be a laugh and wont end up
being as heated as a certain issue that happened on here the
other day that i think is best left un mentioned lol. But yeah
so hopefully we will all have fun with or it can go the other
way and people will lose all faith in themselves and it will
destroy morale but u never know it could work out haha :D.
you dont have to use all the questions i do just go with
whatever u want to put :D
just stuff like
Best trainer - anth first on the run repeatidly and never stops
grafting
Laziest trainer - a couple but i wont start the first fight on
here haha
Fastest player - kev, just has to be lol
Slowest Player - normally its ross hands down but russ could be
sneaking in there
Best crack - burnsey for nothing other than nothing is off
limits for him :D
Worst crack - lil rossi steals the show with this one i think
Toughest tackler - warren or gray but since i said tackle not
assault il go for gray haha
Weakest tackler - possibly dane not so much weak just doesnt go
in as strong as he can
Best dress sense - macca has been known to rock a stripe or two
:D
Worst dress sense - based on what i saw at tills's party i am
going for gray he even dresses like a teacher on a night out lol
The Joker - turny all day never a dull moment
Most skillful - paul based on the flicks and turns u see in
training but macca has been known to run the length of the pitch
with the ball maybes he does tackle each man on his run but that
has to be a skill haha
Least skillful - possibly me but after megging hally in training
who knows lol
Most intelligent - football wise has to be macca great reader of
the game, book smart wise i would imagine gray since he is a
teacher even if it is just a front for his underground child
trafficking scheme lol
Least Intelligent - bash for no other reason but the shite that
spills out on the sidelines on sundays :D
Best dancer - dan, turny, leon, damen not so much sheer skill
but always gets a laugh and worth a watch
Worst dancer - i saw macca after tills's party and he would
steal this until i saw gray and he is unbeatable here lol
and for turny longest in the shower :D haha - not making it gay
so leave this one for turny :D
#Post#: 1544--------------------------------------------------
Re: Team Mates
DIR By: AndyR
Date: April 4, 2011, 1:16 pm
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Best trainer-Ill go for burzy,he throws his body infront of
everything even though its only training he still goes through
the wars.
Laziest trainer - Presty.Been ages since ive seen him but still
thinks he plays for us lol
Fastest player - Warren-People say kev but im not so sure.
Slowest Player - Treacle/Russ and Bash
Best crack - Mesh
Worst crack - Treacle,it is improving though
Toughest tackler - Danny G,wudnt want to go 50/50 with him like.
Weakest tackler - Still has to be Hally for me,Daneycakes is a
bit of a panzy tackler aswell though lol
Best dress sense - Lee Elliott,hes such a smart lad lol
Worst dress sense - Ill say Leon just because of his nasty pink
boots and when he wears damons grandad hat lol
The Joker - Turny,Leon,Mesh
Most skillful - Paulo Mcanio
Least skillful - Bash,no tekkers.
Most intelligent - Grey,because hes a teacher.
Least Intelligent - Bash and his super sideline advise.
Best dancer - Danny G and the worm at the dogs was canny good,or
lee and his chainsaw dance.
Worst dancer -Me lol
Longest in the shower-Turny,cos hes the only ones knob ive
seen,its out more than its in lol
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Re: Team Mates
DIR By: DANE
Date: April 4, 2011, 3:49 pm
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WTF, I'm going in solid from now on!
#Post#: 1549--------------------------------------------------
Re: Team Mates
DIR By: DANE
Date: April 4, 2011, 3:58 pm
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Best trainer- I'm impressed with Bash's effort on the current
runs.
Laziest trainer - Leon, goes crazy and just has his own games
like.
Fastest player - Kev, sounds like a horse when he runs past you
Slowest Player - Rossi or Russ.
Best crack - That lad that looks like Keith Lemon.. MESH! haha.
Worst crack - Bashy and his sideline tactics.
Toughest tackler - Warren, no brain just pain.
Weakest tackler - Russaldinho
Best dress sense - Macca, top of the line boots & joggy's
Worst dress sense - Leon and his crazy hats
Most skillful - Paul for genuine skill & Zander for just being a
nob with skill haha
Least skillful - Bash,no tekkers.
Most intelligent - Grey, because hes a teacher.
Least Intelligent - Bash and his super sideline advise.
Best dancer - Danny G
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Re: Team Mates
DIR By: Paul Mac
Date: April 5, 2011, 7:51 am
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Best trainer- Anth bith on the run as his effort since we have
gone back to wembley
Laziest trainer - Don't think anybodys lazy but Leon try's his
luck now and again
Fastest player - Kev
Slowest Player - Russ
Best crack - Turnbull
Worst crack - Bash
Toughest tackler - Warren
Weakest tackler - Dane
Best dress sense - Lee
Worst dress sense - Macca dresses like a looky look man in
magaluf
Most skillful - Gibson even makes standing on the ball look
skillful
Least skillful - Russ one flick wonder
Most intelligent - Macca
Least Intelligent - Gray - plans his lessons on wikipedia
Best dancer - Gibson
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Re: Team Mates
DIR By: AndyR
Date: April 5, 2011, 8:46 am
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Dane why have you just blatently copied some of my answers word
for word.you bell! lol :-\
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Re: Team Mates
DIR By: lil-rossi
Date: April 5, 2011, 9:57 am
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Best trainer- anth
Laziest trainer - woulndt say anyone for this one like the whole
team trains well
Fastest player - kev
Slowest Player - russ ... i beat him with my pace other week
Best crack - the bull
Worst crack - bash , russ , kev
Toughest tackler - warren , leon
Weakest tackler - hally , dane
Best dress sense - lee
Worst dress sense - bash has had the same chealsea goalie top
from day 1
Most skillful - paul
Least skillful - russ , gray
Most intelligent - paul
Least Intelligent - bash
Best dancer - dan g , lee
worst hair- jacka and his side burns
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Re: Team Mates
DIR By: Leon
Date: April 5, 2011, 12:11 pm
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how am i lazy at training? am there pretty much all the time
apart from when am on lates, i think thats a rather harsh
judgement if ya ask me, if i was lazy and didnt do anything at
training i would be nee good on sundays etc
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Re: Team Mates
DIR By: DANE
Date: April 5, 2011, 5:27 pm
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--- Quote from: AndyR link ---
>
> Dane why have you just blatently copied some of my answers
word for word.you bell! lol :-\
>
--- End Quote ---
Because I dream of the day I can be as good as you.
Nah i was going to put them names down and I copied yiur post so
just left it in cos i couldnt be arsed.
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Re: Team Mates
DIR By: Kev Mc
Date: April 5, 2011, 8:46 pm
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Best trainer- Anth is non-stop graft.
Laziest trainer - Everyone is grafting lately so can't really
say owt.
Fastest player - Be a canny race me and Warren.
Slowest Player - Seen Robbie Bates run faster than Rossi.
Best crack - There's a few but I'll say Turny.
Worst crack - No need to name and shame.
Joker - Turny/Damen/Dan
Toughest tackler - Craig 'studs up' Warren
Weakest tackler - Wouldn't say weak but Chrissy should stop
saying sorry every time he tackles someone!
Best dress sense - Lee or Dan maybe?
Worst dress sense - I'm jumping on the 'Macca's a two stripe
nip' bandwagon.
Most skillful - Paul's got ridiculously quick feet but Hally is
up there.
Least skillful - Could be one of a few.
Most intelligent - Paul or Gray.
Least intelligent - Couldn't even name one.
Best dancer - Heard on the grapevine Bash can throw some canny
shapes...
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