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       #Post#: 8857--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Where do Hortons go upon death?
   DIR By: Bloom
       Date: October 1, 2019, 7:14 am
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       *facefault*
       ... not Nega-Orange Karjam.
       Nega-Orange Car Jam is actual car jam.
       Tastes...whatever the opposite of an orange is.
       How the Goddess of Pranks did that is anyone's guess.
       #Post#: 8861--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Where do Hortons go upon death?
   DIR By: King (2.0)
       Date: October 1, 2019, 7:39 am
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       --- Quote from: Bloom link ---
       >
       > *facefault*
       > ... not Nega-Orange Karjam.
       >
       > Nega-Orange Car Jam is actual car jam.
       > Tastes...whatever the opposite of an orange is.
       >
       > How the Goddess of Pranks did that is anyone's guess.
       >
       --- End Quote ---
       Oh yeah, I forgot that the Vresun Ciraian Shop sells multiple
       flavors of Karjam's Tireless Car Jam. They taste horrible, but
       their healing properties are worth it.
       #Post#: 8866--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Where do Hortons go upon death?
   DIR By: Bloom
       Date: October 1, 2019, 9:29 am
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       ...
       * looks at container to find it's not tyreless *
       ...
       I feel ill now. >_<
       #Post#: 8872--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Where do Hortons go upon death?
   DIR By: King (2.0)
       Date: October 1, 2019, 10:32 am
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       --- Quote from: Bloom link ---
       >
       > ...
       >
       > * looks at container to find it's not tyreless *
       >
       > ...
       >
       > I feel ill now. >_<
       >
       --- End Quote ---
       Does it taste like motor oil? I may have to call a hospital *is
       glared at by Sockpuppets* or consider another option entirely.
       Man, Serenity is lucky not to be dealing with this.
       #Post#: 8884--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Where do Hortons go upon death?
   DIR By: Bloom
       Date: October 1, 2019, 11:48 am
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       * skin turns orange *
       It hurts a lot... :'(
       * eyes turn orange *
       #Post#: 8895--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Where do Hortons go upon death?
   DIR By: King (2.0)
       Date: October 1, 2019, 12:05 pm
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       --- Quote from: Bloom link ---
       >
       > * skin turns orange *
       >
       > It hurts a lot... :'(
       >
       > * eyes turn orange *
       >
       --- End Quote ---
       *Gives you a Cure-All*
       *Bloom feels better... I think.*
       #Post#: 8902--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Where do Hortons go upon death?
   DIR By: Bloom
       Date: October 1, 2019, 2:28 pm
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       * suddenly screams in agony as head gets turned into a pumpkin *
       * body crumples to the ground *
       #Post#: 8910--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Where do Hortons go upon death?
   DIR By: King (2.0)
       Date: October 2, 2019, 3:59 am
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       --- Quote from: Bloom link ---
       >
       > * suddenly screams in agony as head gets turned into a pumpkin
       *
       > * body crumples to the ground *
       >
       --- End Quote ---
       Cue the Game Over screen, with a short blurb about how I failed
       to save Bloom.*
       #Post#: 8925--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Where do Hortons go upon death?
   DIR By: Bloom
       Date: October 2, 2019, 6:17 am
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       * becomes a Pumpkaboo *
       ...
       We've mastered the art of derailing threads. :o
       Thankfully, this forum's not that strict!
       #Post#: 8933--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Where do Hortons go upon death?
   DIR By: King (2.0)
       Date: October 2, 2019, 6:40 am
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       --- Quote from: Bloom link ---
       >
       > * becomes a Pumpkaboo *
       >
       > ...
       >
       > We've mastered the art of derailing threads. :o
       > Thankfully, this forum's not that strict!
       >
       --- End Quote ---
       That and you're technically the boss since Kim hasn't come home
       yet.
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