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#Post#: 8857--------------------------------------------------
Re: Where do Hortons go upon death?
By: Bloom Date: October 1, 2019, 7:14 am
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*facefault*
... not Nega-Orange Karjam.
Nega-Orange Car Jam is actual car jam.
Tastes...whatever the opposite of an orange is.
How the Goddess of Pranks did that is anyone's guess.
#Post#: 8861--------------------------------------------------
Re: Where do Hortons go upon death?
By: King (2.0) Date: October 1, 2019, 7:39 am
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[quote author=Bloom link=topic=221.msg8857#msg8857
date=1569932053]
*facefault*
... not Nega-Orange Karjam.
Nega-Orange Car Jam is actual car jam.
Tastes...whatever the opposite of an orange is.
How the Goddess of Pranks did that is anyone's guess.
[/quote]
Oh yeah, I forgot that the Vresun Ciraian Shop sells multiple
flavors of Karjam's Tireless Car Jam. They taste horrible, but
their healing properties are worth it.
#Post#: 8866--------------------------------------------------
Re: Where do Hortons go upon death?
By: Bloom Date: October 1, 2019, 9:29 am
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...
* looks at container to find it's not tyreless *
...
I feel ill now. >_<
#Post#: 8872--------------------------------------------------
Re: Where do Hortons go upon death?
By: King (2.0) Date: October 1, 2019, 10:32 am
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[quote author=Bloom link=topic=221.msg8866#msg8866
date=1569940169]
...
* looks at container to find it's not tyreless *
...
I feel ill now. >_<
[/quote]
Does it taste like motor oil? I may have to call a hospital *is
glared at by Sockpuppets* or consider another option entirely.
Man, Serenity is lucky not to be dealing with this.
#Post#: 8884--------------------------------------------------
Re: Where do Hortons go upon death?
By: Bloom Date: October 1, 2019, 11:48 am
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* skin turns orange *
It hurts a lot... :'(
* eyes turn orange *
#Post#: 8895--------------------------------------------------
Re: Where do Hortons go upon death?
By: King (2.0) Date: October 1, 2019, 12:05 pm
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[quote author=Bloom link=topic=221.msg8884#msg8884
date=1569948497]
* skin turns orange *
It hurts a lot... :'(
* eyes turn orange *
[/quote]
*Gives you a Cure-All*
*Bloom feels better... I think.*
#Post#: 8902--------------------------------------------------
Re: Where do Hortons go upon death?
By: Bloom Date: October 1, 2019, 2:28 pm
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* suddenly screams in agony as head gets turned into a pumpkin *
* body crumples to the ground *
#Post#: 8910--------------------------------------------------
Re: Where do Hortons go upon death?
By: King (2.0) Date: October 2, 2019, 3:59 am
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[quote author=Bloom link=topic=221.msg8902#msg8902
date=1569958083]
* suddenly screams in agony as head gets turned into a pumpkin *
* body crumples to the ground *
[/quote]
Cue the Game Over screen, with a short blurb about how I failed
to save Bloom.*
#Post#: 8925--------------------------------------------------
Re: Where do Hortons go upon death?
By: Bloom Date: October 2, 2019, 6:17 am
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* becomes a Pumpkaboo *
...
We've mastered the art of derailing threads. :o
Thankfully, this forum's not that strict!
#Post#: 8933--------------------------------------------------
Re: Where do Hortons go upon death?
By: King (2.0) Date: October 2, 2019, 6:40 am
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[quote author=Bloom link=topic=221.msg8925#msg8925
date=1570015059]
* becomes a Pumpkaboo *
...
We've mastered the art of derailing threads. :o
Thankfully, this forum's not that strict!
[/quote]
That and you're technically the boss since Kim hasn't come home
yet.
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