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       The Offering.
       By: Runner Date: April 28, 2013, 9:20 am
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       Three ministers were talking over lunch and before long found
       themselves discussing how much of the weekly donations was
       appropriate to keep and how much to give to the Lord.
       The first minister says, "I just draw a line on the floor, put
       one foot on both sides, and throw the money into the air...
       whatever lands on the right side of the line is God's and
       whatever lands on the left is mine."
       The second minister notes that he uses a similar method, but "I
       use a small coffee table when I throw the money in the air and
       whatever lands on the table goes to the Lord and whatever lands
       on the floor is mine."
       They both contemplate each other's answer and finally turn to
       the third minister who is sitting there without saying anything.
       "Well, how do you do it?" asks the first to the third.
       "Well, I do as you both do and throw the money into the air, but
       I figure whatever the Lord wants, he'll grab, and I keep
       whatever hits the floor."
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