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You know someone's crazy when he leaves his socks on. . . .
By: Kerry Date: October 2, 2012, 8:08 pm
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So said a student of a math professor who stripped naked except
for his socks. He also screamed that there was no <expletive
deleted> God. Talk about the nutty professor. Incredible.
Story at newsbusters
HTML http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2012/10/02/michigan-professor-strips-naked-class-shouts-there-no-f-king-god#ixzz289SI2v8h. 
The student's comments plus a whole lot of other comments at
reddit
HTML http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/10rumx/my_math_teacher_just_stripped_naked_during_class/.
Caution: Some bad language! If you have problems finding the
quote, here's a permalink to that bit at reddit
HTML http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/10rumx/my_math_teacher_just_stripped_naked_during_class/c6g37bq.
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Re: You know someone's crazy when he leaves his socks on. . . .
By: Leaf Date: October 2, 2012, 11:22 pm
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LOL, do you think his point was that: Look, look at me... would
a merciful God make something that looked like this?
Maybe he had a poor image of himself, and this was the day he
finally came to terms with it? But, the socks thing is off...
maybe he still liked his feet?
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Re: You know someone's crazy when he leaves his socks on. . . .
By: Kerry Date: October 2, 2012, 11:44 pm
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^ Dunno, the bit about the socks is bizarre. The latest craze
seems to be people getting naked and doing strange things. A
man in Texas went into a church and got naked. He was hugging
people and doing all kinds of things.
The pastor didn't have to use his firearm. Hey, it's Texas!
Pastor James McAbee says he holds no ill will toward Smith, �but
I would say to him give it all to God �cause obviously what
you�re doing is not working�.
He just hopes he never has to deal with something like this
again.
There were about twenty or so people in the church when this all
happened and a couple of them said they felt safe knowing their
pastor was carrying a licensed concealed handgun.
Read more at: wtvr.com
HTML http://wtvr.com/2012/10/02/naked-man-disrupts-church-service/.
And a naked man in Wichita tried to break into a church! From
kake
HTML http://www.kake.com/news/headlines/Wichita-Police-Arrest-Naked-Man-Trying-To-Enter-Church-171809181.html:
Several people called 911 and reported that they saw a man
wearing only small piles of leaves on his head and near his
pelvic area. When police arrived he was trying to get into the
All Saints Catholic Church in the 3200 block of East Harry. The
22-year-old man was taken into custody and brought to a Wichita
hospital for a mental evaluation.
Even more strange was the case in Florida where a naked man was
riding a horse. Police did not use their sirens thinking the
sound might frighten the horse. Talk about a slow speed chase!
Story at:
HTML http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/25/man-drunk-on-horse-arrested-florida_n_1914330.html This was the case that got my attention, and now I see other
stories have popped up.
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Re: You know someone's crazy when he leaves his socks on. . . .
By: Leaf Date: October 3, 2012, 2:27 pm
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Just when I think the world is straightening up and is becoming
normal.
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Re: You know someone's nuts when arrested for DUI on the way to
AA
By: Kerry Date: October 5, 2012, 9:19 pm
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Yes, it happened. An elderly 73 year old lady was arrested for
drunk driving among other charges on the way to an AA meeting.
She struck a an 18 year old student before crashing into . . .
you guessed it . . . a church.
HTML http://denver.cbslocal.com/2012/10/04/driver-73-strikes-student-crashes-into-church/
Amazingly, she still had her clothes on.
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Re: You know someone's crazy when he leaves his socks on. . . .
By: Leaf Date: October 5, 2012, 9:38 pm
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LOL
(re: the clothes being on)
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Re: You know someone's crazy when he leaves his socks on. . . .
By: Kerry Date: October 5, 2012, 9:45 pm
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[quote author=Leaf link=topic=14.msg278#msg278 date=1349491123]
LOL
(re: the clothes being on)
[/quote]Maybe it's a "man thing" this taking off of clothes. . .
.
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Re: You know someone's crazy when he leaves his socks on. . . .
By: Leaf Date: October 5, 2012, 9:48 pm
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Could be, could be! :D
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Re: You know someone's crazy when he leaves his socks on. . . .
By: Kerry Date: November 20, 2012, 4:50 pm
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A naked man and a church made the news again. This time, a
naked man fell through the roof of a church.
Authorities in Hickory have arrested a man after they say he
fell through the ceiling of a church and was found naked inside.
The Hickory Daily Record reports (
HTML http://bit.ly/UTdRYY)
the
staff of Resurrection International Church asked police to
remove a suspicious man from the building Saturday afternoon
after he'd asked to spend the night there.
Police think 46-year-old James Albert Kimrey Jr. of Durham tried
to re-enter the church through the roof. They say he apparently
took off his clothes because he couldn't get through a gap
between a ventilation duct and the framework. He fell through
the ceiling and into a conference room. A church member found
him Sunday morning in a restroom stall.
Read more here:
HTML http://www.newsobserver.com/2012/11/20/2496815/police-man-falls-through-church.html#storylink=cpy] 
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Re: You know someone's crazy when he leaves his socks on. . . .
By: Kerry Date: January 7, 2013, 11:28 pm
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More strange news. It's not said how many clothes the man had
on, but a priest called police from the rectory saying he had a
problem with handcuffs. His voice was muffled on the call; and
when the police arrived, they found he had a gag over his
mouth. Very mysterious. Sounds to me like a sex game gone
awry, but no real explanation was given. From the Illinois
Times
HTML http://illinoistimes.com/Springfield/article-10900-tied-up-at-the-moment.html: 
The diocese has been tight-lipped about the matter, saying only
that Bishop Thomas Paprocki granted Donovan�s request for a
leave of absence at some point before Christmas. The diocese
knows about the incident, given that Brad Huff, an attorney for
the diocese, has been given a copy of the 911 tape by the
Sangamon County Emergency Telephone System Department. Kathie
Sass, spokeswoman for the Diocese of Springfield, said that the
diocese also has a copy of a police report on the matter.
Sass would not disclose Donovan�s whereabouts or say whether he
is staying at a church-affiliated location.
�I wouldn�t be able to tell you where Father Donovan is,� Sass
said. �There�s a matter of privacy there.�
LOL @ privacy. If it was sex games, I'd say people should
learn how to keep them private and not get the police involved.
At least -- at least -- he wasn't out driving drunk
endangering others the way the undressed priest was in Michigan
last year. Did you miss that story? You can catch up on that
old news at The Huffington Post
HTML http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/10/naked-priest-driving-dearborn-michigan-dui-petroske_n_1764159.html. 
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