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SHOCKING; SEE WHAT LOLAFOUNDATION PRESENTS TO CLIENTS AS NEW YEA
R GIFTS.
By: lolafoundation Date: December 30, 2016, 8:25 am
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SHOCKING; SEE WHAT LOLAFOUNDATION PRESENTS TO CLIENTS AS NEW
YEAR GIFTS. ONCE YOU POP, YOU JUST CAN’T STOP LAUGHING!!!
1. Do you know that any man, who raises his hands on a
woman, never raised his hand in class? ::)
2.
u get into an argument with her and she says…….”LISTEN HERE
YOUNG MAN”. :P
3.
it’s almost 2017…..don’t be asking what are we.
4.
bra and then will suddenly ask what do you want to do? ME; I
want to join LAPO
5.
6.
time, may your future husband not show up on your wedding day:
biko
7.
friends’ boyfriends, support his hustle build your man, value
him, don’t disrespect him, and help him if you can…. Appreciate
his efforts no matter how little, show him, money is not the
reason why you love him because the bitter truth is, Every rich
man has someone who was there for him when he had nothing and
you don’t know what tomorrow may bring, never underestimate any
guy with because trust me The dice hasn’t stop rolling………..
8.
packer.
9.
over a guy??.................if there’s any. Please inbox me I
need to pray with you my sister….!!!
10.
is because they’ve never had sex with you, but wait until they
gets that thing in your skirt and you will know the value of
your boyfriend.
11.
Nigga knows you….Aunty please what are you selling???
12.
dad came back and met her sitting on my laps in the parlour….i
cleared all the bush in their compound.
13.
because the new guys promised to marry them in 2016’’’’After
today you have 1day left..
14.
bonus…forgets about who loves him and just pray he loves and be
with you forever.
15.
pregnant…boom!! And everyone thinks am responsible cause she
normally comes to my place at night and we study together…!!!
16.
his mother and tell her ’Your son has just died’ You can’t be
crying alone girl, she must also feel the pain for not raising
him well…thank me later.
17.
Facebook status will be like…..”I love washing plates, sweeping
and cleaning the house, thank you lord for giving me the
strength”
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pictures on Facebook or use your pictures as his/her whatsapp
DP…before you know she/he loves you. Don’t let anyone Deceive
you. Me that is dating (Usain Bolt) did I tell you..??
19.
Tasmanian Devil………..She’s Cheating
20.
his son fee….then the boy committed suicide because of his
girlfriend…..May the land of the dead reject his spirit.
21.
your problem?...Don’t you wanna get married???
22.
takeaway before they tell you they have a boyfriend and are in a
serious relationship.
23.
cheating on you
24.
plenty necklace, belly button ring, leg chain, bangles…….is
getting out of hand!!! Imagine a girl fell down few minutes ago
and sounded like stainless plate…….
25.
spirit is fingering them….we do notice sha
26.
your crush…..that’s not even the problem. …..The problem is that
your mom is lapping you.
27.
beat…..don’t hurt me twice.
28.
a virgin and you want to marry a senator son. There is God ooo
29.
to show men they have no ring.
30.
with bae. Sometimes take bae to night vigil. see if bae dey
transform to another creature
31.
me’ U had better bring along a new girlfriend for me! I can’t
become single as a result of you’ not minding your business!!!
32.
homework and they score ZERO then you start to remember when
they were telling you that it’s not by physical beauty but you
wouldn’t listen.
33.
Gangster love’ No my dear its WWE SMACKDOWN You’re Dating John
cena….!!
34.
he’s Mr. Right. My dear tell the devil to stop using your life
to do janglova.
35.
MEN…… when you post half-naked pictures of yourself on Facebook,
doing a sexy pose, or showing them your boobs or lying
seductively on your bed…..The only thing you are doing is making
them feel very strong sexual desire for you….in reality none of
them truly loves you. Men whether rich or poor admire ladies who
dress decently and respect themselves.
36.
who’s your favourite couple, instead of choosing your parents,
you say jayZ and Beyoncé??? After all the money they have spent
on your school fees….And you think you will make it to heaven??
37.
accepting your friend request when you can’t even thank your
wife who cooks for you day and night. That’s too bad sir.
38.
talent, just iPhone 6Plus,2tattos,2leggings and you don’t know
how to cook…….yet you want a guy to love you for who you are?
Sister, WHO ARE YOU?.
39.
same stone David used to kill Goliath inside… Aunty kuku kill
me.
40.
don’t know God is using you as a blessing to help the less
privileged.
41.
him……if he can cheat on God, who are you???
Complement of the seasons from Lolafoundation.
#CoachLola cares
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