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JUST FOR LAUGHS
By: Helen Date: October 16, 2016, 4:37 pm
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We've all had 'em.
I won a Nigerian lottery according to a phone call I received
from a Nigerian prince named Tyrone the Second.
He holds the sum of ONE MILLION DOLLARS in my name and he wants
to send it to me FREE! All I have to do is give him my bank
account numbers and send him $500.00 US dollars cash, to show my
good faith so he can transfer the
money!
And then I got ANOTHER , email:
It's from some Kenyan guy who wants to give me FREE healthcare
for life!
All I have to do is give him: MY BANK ACCOUNT NUMBERS, MY
SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER, MY CONFIDENTIAL HEALTH INFORMATION and
pay $900 per month for a policy with only a $10,000 deductible.
Then he can make it happen!
Am I on a roll or what !!!!
I remember ripping the phone out of my old dads hand when he was
about 86. He was falling for some con like this. He was told to
send $300 bank draft first ,and I found him writing down the
address details! He really believed it all. I only got curious
when he was on the phone for such a long time.
He was not happy when I told him it was a con, and he had
won............NOTHING!!
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Re: JUST FOR LAUGHS
By: Mike Date: October 16, 2016, 11:30 pm
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I first nearly fell for one of those many years ago when I lived
in Spain and was a regular at the Calahonda Baptist Church who
were seeking donations to help build their own dedicated church
building. I emailed the Pastor, told him about my newly found
'inheritance' and that I would give it all to the fund. The
Pastor's wife replied and I felt such a fool when she explained
that it was a well known scam.
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Re: JUST FOR LAUGHS
By: Helen Date: December 16, 2018, 12:57 pm
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Subject: My dad is a father
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book,
and noticed he had his collar on backwards.
The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way.
The man, who was a priest, said, " I am a Father."
The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like
that."
The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father
of many."
The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren
and he doesn't wear his collar that way."
The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of
hundreds" and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned
over and said, Maybe you should wear your pants backwards
instead of your collar."
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Re: JUST FOR LAUGHS
By: Pat Date: December 19, 2018, 10:36 am
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Q – Why is it often wet at Christmas?
A – Because of all the rain, dear.
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