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“funny”
By: Helen Date: March 23, 2023, 9:24 pm
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I’m sure it’s not true, but it made me laugh anyway …maybe it
won’t hit your funny bone…but I needed the chuckle…
( A few days ago I received a friend request on FB from a young
attractive guy about 28 years old... I was curious. I wanted to
know why someone that young wanted to be my fb friend.
So I accepted it. Then he started sending me private messages.
He was very kind. He called me beautiful. He asked my age. I'm
not a liar so I told him and reminded him I'm quite a bit his
senior. And I let him talk a bit cos (truth be told) flattery
ain't all that bad.
We keep talking for a while and within a short time, he asked if
we could talk about 'adult things'. I said ok. Then he replied
with a face like 👿. He said 'thank you babe, you start."
So I did!
I told him adult things like my knees and hips were hurting. My
back acts up when it is cold outside. I explained that I have
crazy insomnia, I toss and turn the entire night and that I
often have leg cramps, especially when I try to sleep.
I mentioned the scars from multiple surgeries and the limp I
have from an old injury. And of course I had to throw in the
need for daily fiber supplements to prevent passing gas. Can't
forget that one!
I was waiting for him to answer me...
He blocked me. He wanted to talk about adult things and then
couldn't take the heat!
I think I'm just a bit too much woman for him to handle!)
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Re: “funny”
By: James Date: March 24, 2023, 7:11 am
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Thanks Helen, now I know what to do if my nubile masseuse gets
fresh with me. I shall give her a blow by blow account of all my
aches and pains and a list of all my bits that work only half as
well as they used to.
Yet having said that Rupert Murdock does give me hope ;D
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