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Big bad wolf story (tired)
By: Votton Date: October 24, 2013, 3:29 pm
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Way back in Once Upon a Time time, I was making a birthday cake
for my dear old granny. I had a terrible sneezing cold. I ran
out of sugar. So I walked down the street to ask my neighbor for
a cup of sugar. Now this neighbor was a pig. And he wasn't too
bright either. He had built his whole house out of straw. Can
you believe it? I mean who in his right mind would build a house
of straw? So of course the minute I knocked on the door, it fell
right in. I didn't want to just walk into someone else's house.
So I called, "Little Pig, Little Pig, are you in?" No answer. I
was just about to go home without the cup of sugar for my dear
old granny's birthday cake.
That's when my nose started to itch. I felt a sneeze coming on.
Well I huffed. And I snuffed. And I sneezed a great sneeze.
And you know what? The whole darn straw house fell down. And
right in the middle of the pile of straw was the First Little
Pig - dead as a doornail. He had been home the whole time. It
seemed like a shame to leave a perfectly good ham dinner lying
there in the straw. So I ate it up. Think of it as a
cheeseburger just lying there. I was feeling a little better.
But I still didn't have my cup of sugar . So I went to the next
neighbor's house. This neighbor was the First Little Pig's
brother. He was a little smarter, but not much. He has built his
house of sticks. I rang the bell on the stick house. Nobody
answered. I called, "Mr. Pig, Mr. Pig, are you in?" He yelled
back."Go away wolf. You can't come in. I'm shaving the hairs on
my shinny chin chin."
I had just grabbed the doorknob when I felt another sneeze
coming on. I huffed. And I snuffed. And I tried to cover my
mouth, but I sneezed a great sneeze.
And you are not going to believe this, but the guy's house fell
down just like his brother's. When the dust cleared, there was
the Second Little Pig - dead as a doornail. Wolf's honor. Now
you know food will spoil if you just leave it out in the open.
So I did the only thing there was to do. I had dinner again.
Think of it as a second helping. I was getting awfully full. But
my cold was feeling a little better. And I still didn't have
that cup of sugarr for my dear old granny's birthday cake. So I
went to the next house. This guy was the First and Second Little
Pig's brother. He must have been the brains of the family. He
had built his house of bricks. I knocked on the brick house. No
answer. I called, "Mr Pig, Mr. Pig, are you in?" And do you know
what that rude little porker answered? "Get out of here, Wolf.
Don't bother me again."
Talk about impolite! He probably had a whole sackful of sugar.
And he wouldn't give me even one little cup for my dear sweet
old granny's birthday cake. What a pig!
I was just about to go home and maybe make a nice birthday card
instead of a cake, when I felt my cold coming on. I huffed And I
snuffed. And I sneezed once again.
Then the Third Little Pig yelled, " And your old granny can sit
on a pin!" Now I'm usually a pretty calm fellow. But when
somebody talks about my granny like that, I go a Little crazy.
When the cops drove up, of course I was trying to break down
this Pig's door. And the whole time I was huffing and puffing
and sneezing and making a real scene.
The rest as they say is history.
The news reporters found out about the two pigs I had for
dinner. They figured a sick guy going to borrow a cup of sugar
didn't sound very exciting.
So they jazzed up the story with all of that "Huff and puff and
blow your house down"
And they made me the Big Bad Wolf. That's it The real story. I
was framed. "
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Re: Big bad wolf story (tired)
By: Votton Date: October 24, 2013, 3:30 pm
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I was very tired :P
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Re: Big bad wolf story (tired)
By: haze1888 Date: October 24, 2013, 5:03 pm
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düüd i can't sleep now :3
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Re: Big bad wolf story (tired)
By: Darach Date: October 24, 2013, 5:05 pm
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Haha, to be honest, this made me a bit afraid.
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Re: Big bad wolf story (tired)
By: haze1888 Date: October 24, 2013, 5:49 pm
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i know darach....
He send that to me on steam, and said read it before you go
sleep xD
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Re: Big bad wolf story (tired)
By: Camelot45 Date: October 24, 2013, 5:51 pm
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Dammit
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Re: Big bad wolf story (tired)
By: -Paradoxinium Date: October 25, 2013, 1:11 pm
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I dont see how scary is it. I don't understand to be honest.
Whats the scary part?
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Re: Big bad wolf story (tired)
By: Votton Date: October 26, 2013, 4:50 am
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I was very tired at that time lol
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Re: Big bad wolf story (tired)
By: xcalibur Date: October 26, 2013, 6:30 am
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hmmm this isn't the most believable of things
#Post#: 1964--------------------------------------------------
Re: Big bad wolf story (tired)
By: Votton Date: October 26, 2013, 9:02 am
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We know :P
Topic locked for no spam I was tired
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