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       Arrest Warrant for Lindsay Lohan
       By: LeannFan Date: September 21, 2010, 12:08 am
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       An Arrest Warrant & A Settled Lawsuit: Just Another Monday For
       Lindsay Lohan
       Just when the world thought she was going to stay clean (yeah,
       us neither ) Lindsay Lohan is headed back to the clink. Judge
       Elton Fox just issued an arrest warrant for Lindsay Lohan
       following a failed drug test last week. Lindsay acknowledged she
       hasn’t been keeping her nose clean on Friday, tweeting,
       “Regrettably, I did in fact fail my most recent drug test and if
       I am asked, I am prepared to appear before judge Fox next week
       as a result..” We’re sure Lindsay will do much better in jail,
       where there are no illegal drugs at all, just laughter and
       sunshine milk. Right? RIGHT?
       But with every cocaine-filled cloud there comes a silver
       lining…made out of money! While she might be getting stripped
       searched as we speak, Lindsay just settled her E*Trade lawsuit
       for an amount that reportedly left her “very happy”. Imagine how
       much met….we mean, how much clean sober living Lindsay can
       afford now! The suit was over an E*Trade Super Bowl commercial
       that featured a “milkaholic” baby named Lindsay, which Lohan,
       and everyone who has ever heard of Lohan, claimed was an obvious
       riff on the star’s trouble with substance abuse. We hope the
       promise of all that E*Trade money helps Lindsay sleep at night,
       though we doubt those prison cots are particular good for
       getting shut-eye. [Photo: Getty Images]
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