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       #Post#: 136--------------------------------------------------
       C&#432;&#7901;i Ch�t Ch&#417;i
       By: Vina Date: February 22, 2019, 10:44 am
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       #Post#: 137--------------------------------------------------
       Re: C&#432;&#7901;i Ch�t Ch&#417;i
       By: Vina Date: February 22, 2019, 11:03 am
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       [center]Anh y�u em kh�ng h&#7873; gian d&#7889;i.
       T�nh y�u ch�ng m�nh v� &#273;&#7889;i ph&#7843;i kh�ng em.
       Em y�u anh th� anh y�u tr&#7903; l&#7841;i.
       C� bao gi&#7901; &#259;n l�i c&#7911;a nhau &#273;�u.
       &#272;&#7847;u g&#7845;u n�o ch&#7843; c� l�c xu&#7889;ng gi�.
       &#272;&#7841;i t� n�o ch&#7843; c� l�c v&#7873; h&#432;u.
       N&#432;&#7899;c xu�i d�ng ng�n n&#259;m ch&#7843;y m�i.
       Cu&#7897;c &#273;&#7901;i n�y ch&#7881; y�u m�i m�nh em
       ooOoo
       B&#432;&#7899;c &#273;&#7871;n nh� em, b�ng x&#7871; t�.
       &#272;&#7913;ng ch&#7901; n&#259;m ph�t b&#7889; em ra.
       L&#417; th&#417; ph�a tr&#432;&#7899;c v�i con ch�.
       L�c &#273;�c &#273;&#7857;ng sau chi&#7871;c ch&#7893;i ch��
       ooOoo
       G� m� kh�ng g�y l� con g� chi�n.
       G� m� hay g�y l� con g� &#273;i�n.
       &#272;i lang thang trong s�n , b&#7855;t con g� , b&#7887; v�
       n&#7891;i.
       Mua 2 lon Tiger , nh&#7855;m ch�n g� , nh&#7855;m ch�n g�.
       G� m� kh�ng g�y l� con g� gay.
       G� m� kh�ng g�y l� con g� toi.
       &#272;i lang thang trong s�n, b&#7855;t con g�, &#432;&#7899;p
       ti�u h�nh,
       &#258;n xong l&#259;n quay ra, ch&#7871;t tui r�i, c�m gia
       c&#7847;m.
       ooOoo
       &#272;&#7889; ai &#273;&#7883;nh ngh&#297;a &#273;&#432;&#7907;c
       t&#7915; h�n.
       C� kh� g� &#273;�u, d&#7841; b&#7891;n ch&#7891;n.
       Hai ng&#432;&#7901;i m&#7897;t g�c, &#273;�m t&#7889;i
       t&#7889;i.
       T&#7921;a m�, k&#7873; m�i th&#7871; l� h�n�.
       &#272;&#7889; ai &#273;&#7883;nh ngh&#297;a &#273;&#432;&#7885;c
       n&#7909; h�n.
       C� kh� g� &#273;�u m&#7897;t t�m h&#7891;n.
       Hai &#273;&#7913;a y�u nhau ng&#7891;i x�ch l&#7841;i.
       M�i k&#7873; m&#7855;t nh&#7855;m th&#7871; l� h�n.
       ooOoo
       Chi&#7873;u chi&#7873;u b�m b&#7883;p k�u chi&#7873;u.
       L&#7845;y v&#7907; th� c&#361;ng l&#7845;y li&#7873;u m� th�i!
       Ban ng�y l�m vi&#7879;c t&#7843; t&#417;i,
       Ban &#273;�m h&#7847;u v&#7907; ph&#7853;n t�i &#273;�m
       tr&#432;&#7901;ng!
       N&#7857;m chung th� b&#7843;o�..ch&#7853;t gi&#432;&#7901;ng,
       N&#7857;m ri�ng l&#7841;i b&#7843;o�..t&#417; v&#432;&#417;ng
       con n�o!
       L�ng m&#7841;n th� b&#7843;o�..t�o lao,
       &#272;&#7913;ng &#273;&#7855;n l&#7841;i
       b&#7843;o�..ng&#432;&#7901;i sao h&#7919;ng h&#7901;!!!
       Kh� kh&#7901; th� b&#7843;o�..giai t&#417;,
       Kh�n lanh th� b&#7843;o�..h�i m&#417; bao l&#7847;n!!!!
       C&#7843; &#273;&#7901;i c&#7913; m�i ph�n v�n
       T&#417; l�ng con g�i bi&#7871;t m&#7847;n sao &#273;�y!!!
       ������
       L�m sao ki&#7871;m &#273;&#432;&#7907;c nhi&#7873;u ti&#7873;n ?
       L�m sao ki&#7871;m &#273;&#432;&#7907;c t�n mi&#7873;n
       th&#7853;t ngon ?
       L�m sao gi&#7845;c ng&#7911; cho tr�n ?
       L�m sao khi ch&#7871;t v&#7851;n c�n l&#432;u danh ?
       L�m sao &#273;&#7875; ti&#7873;n b�ng banh ?
       L�m sao &#273;&#7875; n� nhanh nhanh sinh l&#7901;i ?
       L�m sao s&#7889;ng gi&#7919;a cu&#7897;c &#273;&#7901;i ?
       L�m sao s&#7889;ng &#273;&#432;&#7907;c ch&#417;i b&#7901;i xa
       hoa ?
       L�m sao c&#7913; m�i tr�u hoa ?
       L�m sao bi&#7871;t &#273;&#432;&#7907;c ng&#432;&#7901;i ta y�u
       m�nh?
       L�m sao bi&#7871;t c�ch t&#7887; t�nh ?
       L�m sao bi&#7871;t &#273;&#432;&#7907;c r&#7857;ng m�nh
       &#273;ang y�u ?
       Th�ch th� chi&#7873;u ��.anh li&#7873;u�.. em t�[/center]
       #Post#: 186--------------------------------------------------
       Re: C&#432;&#7901;i Ch�t Ch&#417;i
       By: Khoa1221 Date: February 24, 2019, 8:09 am
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       Chuy&#7879;n t�nh l&#7849;m-c&#7849;m .
       Ch�ng &#273;� ng�t ngh�t b&#7843;y m&#432;&#417;i, n�ng th� s�u
       l&#259;m tu&#7893;i r&#432;&#7905;i , v� c�n 6 th�ng n&#7919;a
       m&#7899;i birthday ,hai ng&#432;&#7901;i &#273;ang s&#7889;ng c�
       &#273;&#417;n , ch�ng v� n�ng th&#432;&#7901;ng ra c�ng vi�n
       &#273;&#7875; t&#7853;p d&#432;&#7905;ng sinh, h&#7885; quen
       nhau c&#361;ng g&#7847;n m&#7897;t n&#259;m r&#7891;i, m&#7897;t
       ch&#7911; nh&#7853;t &#273;&#7865;p tr&#7901;i ch�ng b�n
       t&#7887; t�nh c�ng n�ng, h&#7913; m&#7897;t ti&#7871;ng
       &#273;&#7875; l&#7845;y tr&#7899;n : L�u nay anh mu&#7889;n n�i
       v&#7899;i em m&#7897;t vi&#7879;c r&#7845;t quan-tr&#7885;ng,
       tui v� em ho�n c&#7843;nh gi&#7889;ng nhau, th�i th� m�nh g�p
       g&#7841;o n&#7845;u chung v� n&#7855;m tay &#273;i n&#7889;t
       qu�ng &#273;&#7901;i c�n l&#7841;i.
       N�ng nghe xong x�c &#273;&#7897;ng g&#7853;t &#273;&#7847;u,
       th&#7871; l� t&#7889;i &#273;�m &#273;� ch�ng c&#7913; thao
       th&#7913;c kh�ng ng&#7911; &#273;&#432;&#7907;c c&#7889; b�p �c
       nh&#7899; l&#7841;i s�ng h�m nay m�nh &#273;� t&#7887; t�nh c�ng
       con m&#7865; n�o k�a! Nh&#7899; kh�ng ra!!!
       C�n n�ng b&#7913;c t�c k�u gi&#7901;i ! H&#7891;i s�ng n�y ,
       h&#7893;ng bi&#7871;t th&#7857;ng cha n�o &#273;� c&#7847;u h�n
       m�nh k�a !!!!
       Nghe phone reng n�ng m&#7915;ng qu� ! . Hello ch&#7883; h&#7843;
       ? S�ng h�m qua &#7903; ngo�i c�ng vi�n ch&#7883; c� nh�n
       th&#7845;y tui c&#7847;u h�n v&#7899;i b� n�o kh�ng v&#7853;y?
       !!!...
       ;D ;D
       #Post#: 193--------------------------------------------------
       Re: C&#432;&#7901;i Ch�t Ch&#417;i
       By: Ph&amp;amp;amp;amp;#432;&amp;amp;amp;amp;#417;ng Vy Date: Fe
       bruary 24, 2019, 7:29 pm
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       [quote author=Khoa1221 link=topic=23.msg186#msg186
       date=1551017390]
       Chuy&#7879;n t�nh l&#7849;m-c&#7849;m .
       Ch�ng &#273;� ng�t ngh�t b&#7843;y m&#432;&#417;i, n�ng th� s�u
       l&#259;m tu&#7893;i r&#432;&#7905;i , v� c�n 6 th�ng n&#7919;a
       m&#7899;i birthday ,hai ng&#432;&#7901;i &#273;ang s&#7889;ng c�
       &#273;&#417;n , ch�ng v� n�ng th&#432;&#7901;ng ra c�ng vi�n
       &#273;&#7875; t&#7853;p d&#432;&#7905;ng sinh, h&#7885; quen
       nhau c&#361;ng g&#7847;n m&#7897;t n&#259;m r&#7891;i, m&#7897;t
       ch&#7911; nh&#7853;t &#273;&#7865;p tr&#7901;i ch�ng b�n
       t&#7887; t�nh c�ng n�ng, h&#7913; m&#7897;t ti&#7871;ng
       &#273;&#7875; l&#7845;y tr&#7899;n : L�u nay anh mu&#7889;n n�i
       v&#7899;i em m&#7897;t vi&#7879;c r&#7845;t quan-tr&#7885;ng,
       tui v� em ho�n c&#7843;nh gi&#7889;ng nhau, th�i th� m�nh g�p
       g&#7841;o n&#7845;u chung v� n&#7855;m tay &#273;i n&#7889;t
       qu�ng &#273;&#7901;i c�n l&#7841;i.
       N�ng nghe xong x�c &#273;&#7897;ng g&#7853;t &#273;&#7847;u,
       th&#7871; l� t&#7889;i &#273;�m &#273;� ch�ng c&#7913; thao
       th&#7913;c kh�ng ng&#7911; &#273;&#432;&#7907;c c&#7889; b�p �c
       nh&#7899; l&#7841;i s�ng h�m nay m�nh &#273;� t&#7887; t�nh c�ng
       con m&#7865; n�o k�a! Nh&#7899; kh�ng ra!!!
       C�n n�ng b&#7913;c t�c k�u gi&#7901;i ! H&#7891;i s�ng n�y ,
       h&#7893;ng bi&#7871;t th&#7857;ng cha n�o &#273;� c&#7847;u h�n
       m�nh k�a !!!!
       Nghe phone reng n�ng m&#7915;ng qu� ! . Hello ch&#7883; h&#7843;
       ? S�ng h�m qua &#7903; ngo�i c�ng vi�n ch&#7883; c� nh�n
       th&#7845;y tui c&#7847;u h�n v&#7899;i b� n�o kh�ng v&#7853;y?
       !!!...
       ;D ;D
       [/quote]
       Hi anh Khoa!  :)
       Chuy&#7879;n n�y &#273;&#7885;c th� vui m� trong b&#7909;ng th�
       lo v� mai n�y r&#7891;i m�nh c&#361;ng gi�.
       #Post#: 194--------------------------------------------------
       Re: C&#432;&#7901;i Ch�t Ch&#417;i
       By: Ph&amp;#432;&amp;#417;ng Vy Date: February 24, 2019, 7:30 pm
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       GI&#7842;I NOBEL. ;D  ;D
       C�u h&#7887;i &#273;&#7863;t ra cho gi&#7843;i Nobel n&#259;m
       nay l�:�N&#7871;u b&#7841;n c� 1 chi&#7871;c m�y bay v� 1 tr�i
       bom b&#7841;n s&#7869; l�m g�?�.
       M&#7929; �m tr�i bom l�n m�y bay n�m sang c�c n&#432;&#7899;c
       h&#7891;i gi�o.
       Binladen: &#272;&#7893; &#273;&#7847;y nhi�n li&#7879;u l�i m�y
       bay c�ng bom + h�nh kh�ch &#273;�m v�o n&#432;&#7899;c M&#7929;.
       Vi&#7879;t Nam �m &#273;em c&#432;a l&#7845;y thu&#7889;c
       n&#7893; l&#7845;y s&#7855;t, m�y bay &#273;em c&#432;a
       l&#7845;y nh�m��b�n ve chai c�i n�o c&#361;ng ki&#7871;m &#273;c
       ti&#7873;n�.Cu&#7889;i c�ng Vi&#7879;t Nam &#273;c trao 2
       gi&#7843;i Nobel v&#7873; Kinh T&#7871; v� H�a B�nh.
       #Post#: 204--------------------------------------------------
       Re: C&#432;&#7901;i Ch�t Ch&#417;i
       By: Khoa1221 Date: February 25, 2019, 6:19 am
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       Ch�ng trai n�i v&#7899;i c� g�i m� anh v&#7915;a chinh
       ph&#7909;c th�nh c�ng: �Anh kh�ng u&#7889;ng r&#432;&#7907;u,
       kh�ng h�t thu&#7889;c l�, kh�ng b�i b&#7841;c, kh�ng l&#259;ng
       nh&#259;ng trai g�i. Ma t�y l� th&#7913; anh l�nh xa. Th&#7871;
       nh&#432;ng, anh v&#7851;n c� m&#7897;t khuy&#7871;t
       &#273;i&#7875;m nho nh&#7887;, em �!�
       C� g�i ch&#7899;p ch&#7899;p m&#7855;t:
       - L� g� v&#7853;y, anh n�i &#273;i! Em s&#7861;n s�ng tha
       th&#7913; h&#7871;t. Anh c� bao nhi�u &#432;u &#273;i&#7875;m
       th&#7871; c&#417; m�!
       - �! Ch&#7843; l�� anh hay n�i d&#7889;i ...  ;) ;D ;)
       #Post#: 209--------------------------------------------------
       Re: C&#432;&#7901;i Ch�t Ch&#417;i
       By: Ph&amp;#432;&amp;#417;ng Vy Date: February 25, 2019, 9:33 pm
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       Th� Th&#7847;m
       &#272;ang gi&#7901; l&#7877; trong nh� th&#7901;, b� trai
       ng&#7891;i b�n c&#7841;nh m&#7865; n� b&#7895;ng n�i l&#7899;n:
       - M&#7865; &#417;i con mu&#7889;n... t�.
       B� m&#7865; k�o con ra ngo�i cho n� gi&#7843;i quy&#7871;t
       r&#7891;i d&#7863;n:
       - L&#7847;n sau con kh�ng &#273;&#432;&#7907;c n�i "t�" trong
       nh� th&#7901; nh&#432; v&#7853;y. Khi n�o mu&#7889;n, con n�i
       "con mu&#7889;n th� th&#7847;m" nh�.
       Ch�a Nh&#7853;t sau, c&#7853;u b� &#273;i l&#7877; v&#7899;i �ng
       b&#7889;. Ng&#7891;i m&#7897;t l�t, c&#7853;u b� kh&#7873;u
       b&#7889; v� n�i:
       - B&#7889; &#417;i, con mu&#7889;n th� th&#7847;m.
       �ng b&#7889; tho�ng ng&#7841;c nhi�n nh&#432;ng c&#361;ng n�i:
       - &#272;&#432;&#7907;c, con c&#7913; th� th&#7847;m v�o... tai
       b&#7889; &#273;�y.
       #Post#: 231--------------------------------------------------
       Re: C&#432;&#7901;i Ch�t Ch&#417;i
       By: Khoa1221 Date: February 27, 2019, 5:56 am
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       Ngu&#7891;n g&#7889;c ng&#432;&#7901;i Nh&#7853;t
       Ng&#432;&#7901;i Nh&#7853;t &#273;i t�m t&#7893; ti�n c&#7911;a
       m�nh. Anh &#273;i kh&#7855;p th&#7871; gi&#7899;i t�m nh&#432;ng
       v� v&#7885;ng. Cu&#7889;i c�ng anh &#273;&#7871;n ga x&#7913;
       Hu&#7871; &#7903; Vi&#7879;t Nam. Anh nghe ng&#432;&#7901;i ta
       n�i
       chuy&#7879;n:
       - Mi &#273;i ga chi ?
       - Tau &#273;i ga ni .
       - Ga ni ga chi ?
       - Ga chi nh&#432; ri ?
       - Ga nh&#432; ri mi lo ra &#273;i .
       - Tau &#273;i nghe mi !
       Anh m&#7915;ng r&#7905; reo l�n "&#272;�y ch�nh l� t&#7893; ti�n
       c&#7911;a ng&#432;&#7901;i Nh&#7853;t !"
       #Post#: 244--------------------------------------------------
       Re: C&#432;&#7901;i Ch�t Ch&#417;i
       By: Khoa1221 Date: February 28, 2019, 5:21 am
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       C�c �ng ch&#7891;ng trong l�c &#273;ang nh�m nhi, m&#7897;t
       ng&#432;&#7901;i &#273;�n �ng b&#7895;ng n&#7843;y ra m&#7897;t
       � t&#432;&#7903;ng: M&#7895;i ng&#432;&#7901;i s&#7869;
       nh&#7855;n tin c� n&#7897;i dung �anh y�u em� v� g&#7917;i cho
       v&#7907; c&#7911;a m�nh. K&#7871;t qu&#7843; l� c�c b� v&#7907;
       &#273;� tr&#7843; l&#7901;i ho�n to�n kh�c nhau.
       B� v&#7907; 20 tu&#7893;i tr&#7843; l&#7901;i: �Em c&#361;ng y�u
       anh�
       B� v&#7907; 30 tu&#7893;i tr&#7843; l&#7901;i: �U&#7889;ng
       nhi&#7873;u r&#7891;i ph&#7843;i kh�ng?�
       B� v&#7907; 40 tu&#7893;i tr&#7843; l&#7901;i: �Anh h�m �?�
       B� v&#7907; 50 tu&#7893;i tr&#7843; l&#7901;i: �Nh&#7855;n
       nh&#7847;m r&#7891;i ph&#7843;i kh�ng? C&#7913; li&#7879;u
       h&#7891;n, v&#7873; &#273;�y r&#7891;i t�i x&#7917; l� �ng!�
       B� v&#7907; 60 tu&#7893;i tr&#7843; l&#7901;i: ��ng v&#7873;
       h&#432;u nh�n r&#7895;i r&#7891;i ph�t kh�ng �, &#273;i leo n�i
       hay ch&#417;i m�n th&#7875; thao n�o &#273;i�
       B� v&#7907; 70 kh�ng tr&#7843; l&#7901;i m� n�i v&#7899;i con:
       �B&#7889; con ch&#7855;c s&#7855;p kh�ng qua
       &#273;&#432;&#7907;c m&#7845;y ng�y, mau chu&#7849;n b&#7883;
       h&#7853;u s&#7921; &#273;i th�i�.
       B� v&#7907; 80 tu&#7893;i l&#7849;m b&#7849;m: ��ng n�y h�m nay
       ch&#7855;c l&#7841;i qu�n kh�ng u&#7889;ng thu&#7889;c
       r&#7891;i�.
       #Post#: 252--------------------------------------------------
       Re: C&#432;&#7901;i Ch�t Ch&#417;i
       By: Vina Date: February 28, 2019, 6:57 pm
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       Nh�n vi�n t&#7889;t b&#7909;ng
       M&#7897;t ng&#432;&#7901;i c� c�i m�y in b&#7883; tr&#7909;c
       tr&#7863;c n�n mang &#273;&#7871;n ti&#7879;m s&#7917;a. Sau khi
       xem x�t, nh�n vi�n n�i:
       - M�y in c&#7911;a �ng b&#7883; b&#7909;i b&#7849;n, ch&#7881;
       c&#7847;n v&#7879; sinh m�y th�i!
       - N&#7871;u t�i &#273;&#7875; c&#7917;a h�ng l�m th� t�i
       s&#7869; ph&#7843;i tr&#7843; bao nhi�u?
       - 50 &#273;�la. Nh&#432;ng t�i ngh&#297; t&#7889;t h&#417;n �ng
       n�n t&#7921; l�m l&#7845;y &#273;&#7875; kh&#7887;i t&#7889;n
       ti&#7873;n.
       - V&#7853;y �! T�i ngh&#297; �ng ch&#7911; c&#7911;a anh
       s&#7869; kh�ng vui khi nghe anh khuy�n kh�ch h�ng nh&#432;
       v&#7853;y!
       - Ng&#432;&#7907;c l&#7841;i l� &#273;&#7857;ng kh�c. Th&#7853;t
       ra &#273;�y l� s�ng ki&#7871;n c&#7911;a �ng ch&#7911;,
       b&#7903;i c&#7917;a h�ng ch�ng t�i s&#7869; ki&#7871;m
       &#273;&#432;&#7907;c nhi&#7873;u ti&#7873;n h&#417;n sau khi
       khuy�n kh�ch h�ng t&#7921; s&#7917;a ch&#7919;a m�y m�c
       c&#7911;a h&#7885; tr&#432;&#7899;c.
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