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#Post#: 3708--------------------------------------------------
Missing Salvage Horde
By: CMonster Date: January 6, 2015, 11:28 am
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Recently a horde was sent into Ground Zero to discover the
location of any rotten meat or green sham sandwiches. As of
last evening they had been missing for over three days.
Recently a recon mission was able to locate the rotting
carcasses of our salvage horde sprawled around a strange
structure in Ground Zero that had a big OBEY tag on the wall,
and a large metal bridge extending across the road.
The Zorg demand that the Obey clan return the rotten meat and
green sham sandwiches they stole from our horde, after they were
ambushed and slaughtered in cold blood (literally). This type
of wanton massacre cannot be allowed to continue.
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Re: Missing Salvage Horde
By: poppawolf Date: January 6, 2015, 12:13 pm
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I have to confess. It was me and not OBEY. True, I was sent by
OBEY to gather the rotten meat and green sham sandwiches, I did
not return them to OBEY as instructed.
You see, I found out that if you grind the rotting flesh up in a
meat grinder, then dice the sandwiches into small cubes, mix
them together, add a little saffron, lemon thyme and extra
virigin olive oil it makes for KILLER stuffed green peppers!
So yes, after decimating the entire horde with nothing but a
bone shiv (Pitchburn taught me that technique - thanks, Pitch!)
I took the entire loot to my place and began making hors
d'oeuvres for my next party.
I apologize profusely to the Zorg and as a show of good faith, I
have arranged for 100 Girl Scouts and their cookies to be sent
to the Zorg base. Do with either as you will.
#Post#: 3710--------------------------------------------------
Re: Missing Salvage Horde
By: BraizD Date: January 6, 2015, 1:13 pm
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Girl Scouts taste good with sham sandwiches
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Re: Missing Salvage Horde
By: Madman Date: January 6, 2015, 2:25 pm
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[quote author=BraizD link=topic=445.msg3710#msg3710
date=1420571585]
Girl Scouts taste good with sham sandwiches
[/quote]
They do indeed. ;)
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Re: Missing Salvage Horde
By: CMonster Date: January 6, 2015, 2:33 pm
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Ah, so Obey has been so intent to show a disregard for unlife
that they even subcontract the killing to skilled assassins.
Though i do agree that a bone shiv would be a proper undeath for
an undead recon, and I am pleased that the components were
stolen from Obey after they were stolen from the undead, which
had stolen them from loot boxes... (finally takes a breath)...
This is all true, but I can't help noticing the rapidly rising
kill count coming from the Obey stat card, and this leaves me to
believe that they have been undermining our horde advancement
from the beginning.
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Re: Missing Salvage Horde
By: BraizD Date: January 6, 2015, 2:44 pm
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I could always hunt Cookie Monsters. ;D
I bet with all the Cookies they have consumed, they would go
well with a glass of milk.
#Post#: 3718--------------------------------------------------
Re: Missing Salvage Horde
By: h0tr0d Date: January 6, 2015, 10:27 pm
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I would point out that Chucky and Pitchburn lead the kill count
total and, in an effort to ensure the survival of zombies, my
personal kill count total is down nearly 20,000. I do not see an
effort being made by others in that regard. We at OBEY strive to
maintain the most stringent noise discipline of any on the
server so as not to attract zombies who may/may not perish as a
result. We have also populated GZ and killed every human
intruder there to ensure zombies can maintain a high profile in
the city without fear of retaliation.
We also propose on the next build all PVE players who, by
definition, are anti-zombie, be labeled enemies of the state and
be forced to the utmost nether regions of the map. This should
pave way for a safe zone for zombies to include Ground Zero.
I also propose that the use of the term "zombies" be from here
forward be known as individuals with "special needs group living
endlessly", aka SINGLES.
#Post#: 3723--------------------------------------------------
Re: Missing Salvage Horde
By: t308madness Date: January 7, 2015, 1:40 pm
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"Singles", hahahha, I like it.
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Re: Missing Salvage Horde
By: CMonster Date: January 7, 2015, 10:14 pm
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They made Hotrod the coordinator of propaganda for a reason :D
Well Played.
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