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Giant Zombies or Marshmellow man?
DIR By: AB42
Date: June 21, 2016, 3:57 pm
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What could this be I asked myself??? was I seeing the Zombie
God??
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Re: Giant Zombies or Marshmellow man?
DIR By: AB42
Date: June 21, 2016, 4:00 pm
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I looked closer...A Zombie snowman?? I take it as a good luck
charm to protect me from massive hoards Thanks Zombie Gods
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Re: Giant Zombies or Marshmellow man?
DIR By: guest215
Date: June 21, 2016, 4:11 pm
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lol
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Re: Giant Zombies or Marshmellow man?
DIR By: CMonster
Date: June 22, 2016, 4:30 am
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And then one day I was wondering through the wastes. "You
know," I says, "I've pretty much seen it all." I run for
another kilometer without slowing down (I'm a caffeine addict
you see). "A bear. Seen it..." I zip into town to check
what's going down with AB and Jimmy. "Zombie cop. Seen it...
Also seen this house before, like 40 times in 20 different
locations. HUD really went to town on this house plan. Put
these things everywhere." Yep, I'd seen it a... "Holy Shite!
What the hell is that?" I cower behind the corner of a standard
two story home as a giant paper cut-out man walks into town.
I know what you're thinking. If only I had a torch at that
moment I'd have a fighting chance to melt this guy, but
seriously, who brings a torch with them after about the third
day in the wastes? My only option then is to throw coal in his
face, giving him a third eye perhaps so he gets disoriented, and
then go after his ankles with a steel shovel. Some of you
braver miners out there might have been able to do it too, but
I've been buried alive by three blocks (yes, three falling
chunks) of sand before so I'm not about to topple a whole
mountain of snow on my head.
So, in the end I just shit my pants and hid in the tall grass to
escape his towering gaze. Don't worry though, I put that turd
in my backpack and I'll be using it later to grow some corn.
Sure, it stinks bad enough to be smelt 20ft away, and I smell it
the whole way back to Cookie Castle, but you gotta do what you
gotta do to bring that gourmet flavor out of your crops.
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Re: Giant Zombies or Marshmellow man?
DIR By: AB42
Date: June 23, 2016, 3:38 pm
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Then I see The Forrest Zombie God - Run Forrest Run be afraid
of the zombies that walk among us
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Re: Giant Zombies or Marshmellow man?
DIR By: DALGODA
Date: June 23, 2016, 6:18 pm
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help its trying to break down are base
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Re: Giant Zombies or Marshmellow man?
DIR By: CMonster
Date: June 23, 2016, 11:56 pm
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This poses a very serious threat to the Ground Zero server.
First we had the zombies, and now giants are walking among us.
I thought it was bad when we had giant snowmen, but now it's
grassman unicorns. Something must be done or we are all doomed!
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Re: Giant Zombies or Marshmellow man?
DIR By: Moondemon
Date: June 24, 2016, 12:14 am
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:D hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaha
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