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Cookie Tower Under Seige
By: CMonster Date: June 2, 2016, 12:42 am
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It has happened again. Wake up in the middle of the dark with
my torches missing and my boxes unlocked. Start groping around
looking for the light switch before I remember, "Ah crap, that's
right... zombie apocalypse." Then I start looking for cookies
and realize that some savage bandit has run off with my
chocolate chips.
I don't mind the iron bars you took, or the stacks of building
blocks, or the pile of cobblestone. Seriously I don't know how
you fit 1000 pieces of cobblestone in your pack. Must have
pulled up with a dumptruck. But, why take the beds? Waking up
on the cold wooden floor is just too "roughing it" for me. And
did you have to take ALL the coffee? At least leave me enough
to make the morning pot.
And you really went looking for loot didn't you? Diggity dang,
broke open every box, well... except for all of the sham boxes
in the "Oh Shit" room. Surprised you on that one didn't I?
Looks like you saw one of my exploding cookies too. Pretty
tasty, just step on one for the full chocolate explosion. What
were you expecting to find anyway? An auger? I'm too busy
making cookies to bother with such trivialities.
You know, I was pretty impressed with the precision until I
noticed you broke my COOKIE sign. That went too far! I am not
the Adams family, mysterious and "OOKIE". And bring back my
bedroll! I sewed that by hand after collecting cotton tufts and
spinning them into thread, looming the thread into cloth and
then attaching the pieces together into a final bedroll, after
dying it red-brown and filling it with feathers I collected from
bird nests scattered about the forest. It was my favorite
sleeping bag damn it!
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Re: Cookie Tower Under Seige
By: AB42 Date: June 2, 2016, 11:31 am
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Dang. WOW. That's just wrong. I'll bake you more cookies
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Re: Cookie Tower Under Seige
By: Ammit Date: June 2, 2016, 11:40 pm
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thats terrible
let me know if I can assist with anything.
id consider removing the C in cookie griefing, and I think it
should be reported..
un sportsman like conduct
loot is one thing, defacing a base is entirely another
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Re: Cookie Tower Under Seige
By: CMonster Date: June 3, 2016, 12:26 pm
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Zactly ;)
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Re: Cookie Tower Under Seige
By: Candor Falcon Date: June 5, 2016, 10:20 am
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If you're gonna supply cookies for everyone to eat, you should
be supplying the milk to wash them down with too! ;D
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Re: Cookie Tower Under Seige
By: CMonster Date: June 6, 2016, 1:21 am
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I've been looking all over for cows or goats but I have yet to
find any that survived the zombie takeover.
My kingdom for a milk cow!
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