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#Post#: 2516--------------------------------------------------
New rules and hazmat suits (Spell checks to Ashanti suits)
DIR By: Jed McKenna
Date: October 8, 2014, 11:11 am
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Dear Members:
I like the way members respond to my rants. I mean, I don't like
the attention... well, I don't want to be seen as clever...
well.. what I really mean is...screw it!
It's a good place for a free for all. I still want you to keep
attention primarily on yourself and please don't comment on
others with suggestions, etc. but just a little more freedom is
good there. Take the **** out of me if it makes you feel good.
Take it out of the government, your parents, whomever you wish.
Scream, yell, cry, issue mild threats (nothing serious), poke
fun at anyone (other than other members) because there is much
comic/tragedy that is dying to be called what it really is. I
leave it in your good hands and trust you.. mostly.
Right now, I feel like taking the **** out of every government
official who is saying ebola isn't really a problem. It's just
my thing for the moment. A good lie I can handle, kinda respect
it as an American tradition, first casualty of war and all that.
A stupid person, that's different. A good geolaxative may well
be in order. I'll volunteer for human testing.
I certain can dish it out, but can I take it... hmm... let's
find out. I know some of you think I am special in some way, but
that's just a human need to create some kind of god/father to
guide us. Horse s h i t. You are the only guide in this
universe. And keep in mind, alla Carlos Castaneda, the Angel of
Death is always sitting on your shoulder waiting for that one
very special moment when you will realize that it was all just
play, wondrous, funny, silly, beautiful, sad, mad, just play...
and some minimum wage kid who used to work in a condom factory
in Malaysia is now in quality control in the hazmat suit
factory. He has been poking pin holes in every third suit they
ship, just for laughs. His conscience won't let him do every
suit. If I met him at McDonals I'd supersize him for free. Just
my way of acknowledging that the God's must be crazy.
How contagious are those baby laughing vids on Youtube. That's
all this comes down to, absolutely all this comes down to, a
good belly laugh. If you're going to get to heaven you gotta
raise a little hell. Here is only one place you can do it. How
many others can you think of? Have you tied your Self up with
chains of beliefs and restrictions?
For Christ's sake (if you believe in him) lighten up. It's all
jokes folks, that's it, nothing more than that. We love laughing
because it brings us closer to truth. There is nothing ever that
was serious, nothing at all. No one to save, nothing that 'must'
be done, no war to win or lose, no terrorists, no saints, not
even gurus, unless they just burn themselves up. Then they might
be a true guru. So, burn me up... please, just burn me up...
it's not important that you burn me up, but the flames might be
colorful and I won't resist, promise. My only request is a gin
and tonic before I go, Bombay gin, not that cheap ****.
So, what's good for the gander is good for the goose. When I
rant, you rant, if you are feeling rantish (spell checks to
'Ashanti' really!)
Love ya, Jed.
#Post#: 2526--------------------------------------------------
Re: New rules and hazmat suits (Spell checks to Mahatma suits)
DIR By: GromerCop
Date: October 8, 2014, 12:10 pm
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Awwww......
Well, that was just the wine talking, Jed. Folks, believe
nothing! Tomorrow it will be 'All button up and keep your gaze
firmly on the 'prize'!!!' lol
You ARE special, you little minx. Not because you are
'enlightened', you'll rot with the best of them, like all of us,
who cares? No. It's because when you open your mouth - people
listen. That's Personal Power. Do you know of such a such thing?
Yes, you dooooo. Doesn't come from some shitty position in the
hierarchy of the mortal world. Comes from that thingy called?
yeah, the only guide in the Universe. A fully realised 'who'.
Take notice, people. THIS is what you are after, in the end of
the day. Obtaining your personal, POWERFUL, no doubt of its
existence (what??? Another paradox??) 'WHO'. In capital letters.
YOUR OWN.
Love is flowing your way, Jed. FEEL it, bask in its glow, drink
it... Enjoy!
P.S. Baby laughing.. don't forget also about those sleeping
puppies in a basket, dreaming.. twitching their little paws...
Cute!
#Post#: 2527--------------------------------------------------
Re: New rules and hazmat suits (Spell checks to Mahatma suits)
DIR By: know1
Date: October 8, 2014, 12:19 pm
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My daughter is in Nova Scotia, she was planning to hippie road
trip it back to Cali in her 15 year old Ford fiesta with
boyfriend and two large dogs along for the ride... until she
heard about Ebola in Dallas, good lord! Stop the train I'm
getting off she cried! I nearly busted a gut, here's a 20 year
old kid who panhandled her way from San Diego to the edge of
civilization in Nova Scotia with a tribe of life forms in tow,
faced and moved through a million fears (so she says) to do so,
only crash at the thought of one Ebola dude on the continent.
I had an excellent time teasing her thought process out in the
open where we could prod it with sticks, she's a lovely lass and
extremely enjoyable to chat with when she's open to laughing at
herself.
Geolaxative? I thought that's what all these wars were for but
hey, I nice purge of one species may create a little elbow room
for what's NEXT...
#Post#: 2529--------------------------------------------------
Re: New rules and hazmat suits (Spell checks to Mahatma suits)
DIR By: Fear
Date: October 8, 2014, 12:30 pm
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its me man. Im the most fucking ridiculous thing i ever had the
chance of meeting. Me. Not the govermnets, parents, church,
nuns, hell not even you Jed with the whole of your quirkyness,
its really me. Im the most disgruntled hostile 5 year old you
can ever meet. Seeing how im 25 its not that cute anymore. I
cant even be concerned about the ebola, wars , church,
government spending, the lack of job, career, friends, money,
life-experience, the only thing im serious about is me. If i
got my attetnion im set. No worry about tomorrow, hell not even
today. The primest primate ever.
#Post#: 2531--------------------------------------------------
Re: New rules and hazmat suits (Spell checks to Mahatma suits)
DIR By: GromerCop
Date: October 8, 2014, 12:33 pm
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Forgot to say... as for 'Can I take it... let's find out'...
we'll keep you on the straight and narrow, not a problem:) Ya
know... those detectors....
#Post#: 2533--------------------------------------------------
Re: New rules and hazmat suits (Spell checks to Mahatma suits)
DIR By: Cannonball
Date: October 8, 2014, 1:46 pm
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Today I heard about a new way to treat people who hear voices.
They use electronical devices which activate certain parts of
the brain that deal with language and sound. The one who
invented it was "surprised to find out that not everything the
brain perceives is real".
::)
The reason why I'm writing this is because it pisses me off this
whole industry is built on symptom treatment. Like wtf? Ever
thought about figuring out the core issue of things? I don't
think about it often but when people bring this stuff up it
pushes my buttonz
#Post#: 2535--------------------------------------------------
Re: New rules and hazmat suits (Spell checks to Mahatma suits)
DIR By: Mike
Date: October 8, 2014, 2:17 pm
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Ok, it's killin' me. What's up with you and Ebola, Jed?
#Post#: 2540--------------------------------------------------
Re: New rules and hazmat suits (Spell checks to Mahatma suits)
DIR By: Smith
Date: October 8, 2014, 4:58 pm
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I'm pretty pissed about something. There is this literature
prize in my country which was awarded to a man who has said some
controversial things in the past (but nothing to do with his
work as an artist). He was invited to this country, but was met
by a horde of protesters. Demanding that the prize is taken from
him. Thing is, he's mostly just challenging how we see right or
wrong in every situation. I don't see any real belief in what he
has said, just challenging a bit for the sake of it. And these
so-called intellectuals in this country attacks him for it. A
modern day heretic in a 'civilized' country.
The crazy thing is that two organizations that are supposed to
be about protecting free speech (esp for writers) are among the
most vile and ignorant of the protesters. They're all sheep
following each other, not actually looking at what has been
said. All emotion and no integrity. Tabloid. Protectors of free
speech are suddenly its worst enemy once an opinion is actually
different. The stupidity is awe inspiring. One famous writer has
stood up to them, and completely undressed all their objections.
But they are so many - and turn to insult and nonsense. Big
barks with no substance. Some was shut up for a bit, but
realized they had backup so they continued.
This writer who has stood up for his colleague has opened quite
a few eyes I think, but it's disheartening to see that so many
people who have power are this stupid. It's also fascinating,
but I am mostly disappointed and pissed off at this point.
Guardians of delusion are what I hate the most in Maya's castle.
They have gotten a rise from me more than once (hmm should look
into that..). And also the crowd that are being played. Dumb
fucking assholes.
Be angry, accept and move on I guess.
#Post#: 2543--------------------------------------------------
Re: New rules and hazmat suits (Spell checks to Mahatma suits)
DIR By: Smiling
Date: October 8, 2014, 7:26 pm
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I am p-i-s-sed that Old Jed gets all the attention and I get
none! See, that's what I am after, attention, praise, wise and
humorous words flowing out of my mouth, and, maybe a shining
head.
Honestly I don't give a damn about Ebola and I am surprised to
read you 'care' about it. See, I have stereotypes about gurus
--- gurus shouldn't care about what's going on in this damn
world since it's all in Consciousness. Gurus should only talk
about mind, focus, enlightenment.
I used to be a quite passionate person who cares about lots of
things, world peace, hunger, equality, whatsoever. Now I only
care about me, me, me. It's only about me, plus, women I am
interested in. Gosh, I start sounding like a s-l-u-t. Not very
spiritual at all.
Today, still no response from this Old Jed. I am really really
really angry at this Jed figure. How dare you ignore me? I am so
afraid of being left alone. I feel jealous if someone else gets
more of this Jed's attention. I jumped in this thread just to be
part of the crowd. It's like when I am 5 year's old I cried at
the family dinner table just because I saw all other kids were
having fun and I couldn't be part of it. I haven't grown much,
have I.
#Post#: 2544--------------------------------------------------
Re: New rules and hazmat suits (Spell checks to Mahatma suits)
DIR By: Find3r
Date: October 8, 2014, 7:41 pm
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I like this post, Imma post too :D
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