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       #Post#: 859--------------------------------------------------
       On the lighter side...
       By: Arks Date: May 19, 2025, 12:02 pm
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       A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th
       birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.. When she
       checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill
       for $250.00.  She demanded to know why the charge was so
       high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth
       $250..00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have
       breakfast!"  The clerk told her that $250.00 is the
       'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted
       it. 
       She insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared
       and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an
       Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are
       available for use."  "But I didn't use them." 
       'Well, they are here, and you could have." He went on to explain
       that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for
       which they were so famous."We have the best entertainers from
       the world over performing here."  "But I didn't go to any
       of those shows.."  "Well, we have them, and you could
       have."  No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she
       replied, "But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with
       his standard response.
       After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still
       unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him.
       The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check. 
       "But Madam, this check is for only $50.00"  "That's
       correct I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me." 
       "But I didn't!"  "Well, too bad, I was here, and you
       could have."
       #Post#: 860--------------------------------------------------
       Re: On the lighter side...
       By: Generic Date: May 21, 2025, 6:52 pm
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       Should have told her that the discount was a quarter and watched
       her face :)
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