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       A missionary 
   DIR By: weka
       Date: April 21, 2014, 1:44 pm
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       A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how
       to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets word that he
       is to return home.
       He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was
       how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking
       in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This
       is a tree."
       The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree." The missionary
       is pleased with the response.
       They walk a little farther and the padre points to a rock and
       says, "This is a rock."
       Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."
       The padre is really getting enthusiastic about the results when
       he hears a rustling in the bushes. As he peeks over the top, he
       sees a couple in the midst of heavy romantic activity. The padre
       is really flustered and quickly responds, "Riding a bike."
       The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blow gun
       and kills them both.
       The padre goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has
       spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to
       each other, so how could he just kill these people in cold blood
       that way?
       The chief replied, "My bike."
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