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       new face lift procedure 
   DIR By: weka
       Date: April 20, 2014, 4:24 pm
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       A plastic surgeon invented a radical new face lift procedure and
       was explaining it to a prospective patient. He told her, "I'll
       install a special screw in the top of your skull. Your hair will
       cover it so it will be unnoticed. Whenever you need a little
       tuck, we'll just tighten the screw a little,... and the wrinkles
       will disappear!"
       The woman was enthused and told the doctor to, "GO FOR IT!" The
       surgery was a resounding success, and the woman went home happy.
       A few months later, the woman returned in a great state of
       agitation. She pointed to her face and said, "Just look at these
       bags under my eyes! Where the hell did they come from?"
       The surgeon looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't BAGS
       under your eyes. Those are your breasts. And if you keep messing
       around with that screw,... pretty soon you'll have a goatee!"
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