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       A priest 
   DIR By: weka
       Date: April 20, 2014, 4:21 pm
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       A priest was taking a shortcut through an alley one day and came
       upon a young boy who was masturbating.
       "My son, you shouldn't be doing that", said the priest. "You
       should be saving that for when you get married."
       The embarrassed boy hung his head down low and simply said
       "Yes, Father."
       About 10 years later the priest was in his study when a young
       man, in his early twenties came in.
       "Yes, my son?" said the priest.
       "Father, you may not remember me, but about 10 years ago you
       caught me masturbating in an alley, and I'll never forget the
       advice you gave then."
       "And what was that, my son?"
       "Well, you told me that what I was doing was wrong and I should
       be saving it for when I get married", said the young man.
       "That sounds like something I probably would have said" said
       the priest.
       "Did you take my advice?"
       "Yes I did, Father; but there's only one problem."
       "What's that, my son?"
       "Well, I have a 55 gallon drum of the stuff in the back of my
       pickup truck. Now that I am getting married, what am I supposed
       to do with it?"
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